- Oh no!
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
I don't even wanna hold it anymore, and I have to put that in my mouth.
Oh my, oh my God! Oh my God!
I can't even pick one up!
- (PvF) We have collected quite an interesting menu for you today.
- I'm scared.
- (PvF) We're trying things that you didn't know were edible.
- Oh, okay.
- That could be a lot.
That could be a lot of different things.
- I'll keep my fingers crossed.
- (PvF) All of these things are edible.
- You keep using the word edible,
and not the word food! (laughs)
Oh my goodness, oh, I'm excited.
Ah. (laughs)
Okay.
- They're so pretty!
I kinda don't want to eat them, 'cause they're pretty!
- I feel like this isn't as bad as I thought,
but I feel like you're starting me off easy.
- This smells so good!
Wait, do I just go ahead and eat it?
- These are so pretty and very interesting.
- This is really cute.
I feel like these would be really pretty on a cake.
This is so fun.
- (laughs) This is not what I thought I'd be doing today,
but honestly, it's not that bad, it's like a no flavor salad.
- I don't even expect this to have a taste really.
It's a little bitter.
- Every little part of this is edible, even that stem?
- (PvF) Mm-hmm.
- Oh, it's weird.
It kinda tastes minty.
- I mean, it tastes as good as any light lettuce.
Not something like an iceberg or anything like that,
but something a little softer.
It's basically like that, I could eat this all day.
It's a great snack.
- I feel like a little bunny. (laughs)
(flower crunches) (Jeremiah laughs)
- I could see it being in like a salad or something.
I'm here for it.
- (PvF) Alright, let's leave the garden behind.
Our next item is biodegradable and super useful.
- (laughs) Cool.
Oh my God! (laughs)
- Styrofoam peanuts?
- Never thought I would eat this. Maybe as a child.
- (sniffs) It smells like a Cheeto. (laughs)
Oh my God!
- Whoa! That just went woop!
It just shrunk!
- (PvF) Are you excited?
- Mmm, a little bit less now. (laughs)
It's like, it's kinda got like a cereal taste, almost like...
- Like boring cereal.
- It tastes like Cheerios.
- Have you ever gone to like (laughs) a 99 cent store,
and got the off-brand of a chip?
(laughs)
That's what that is!
- It's kinda good. I feel weird.
I'm like damn, I don't know, I kinda like it.
- (PvF) Alright.
Let's move on to something a little more hoppy?
- Oh no, are you about to give me some bug?
Oh God, I think she is.
- Oh my God, what is that?
- Those are terrifying. Oh my God!
- I love bugs. I love eating bugs.
- Ooh, God.
- (PvF) Do you know what insect these are?
- No, and I don't even know if I wanna know.
- This looks like I'm about to eat like an alien.
I ate a ladybug off a dare once at the beach,
but this is like different. (laughs)
This is different.
- (PvF) Grasshoppers are high in protein and fat,
but low in carbohydrates,
and they're the most antioxidant rich insect.
- Wow! Get out of here!
- I would rather drink five glasses of orange juice.
That is not worth it to me.
(Jordan whimpers)
- It just got to me mentally a little bit.
- Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! [Censored]!
Okay, I can see their little eyes.
Oh no!
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
I don't even wanna hold it anymore, and I have to put that in my mouth.
Oh my, oh my God!
Oh my God, I can't even pick one up.
That actually tastes really good.
Oh.
(whimpers)
- Hmm.
They're so crunchy. I love 'em.
- I ate its tail off. Is that okay?
- Ooh!
That's such a weird flavor coming from a bug. (laughs)
I don't like that, it's like a chip!
(laughs) No!
It's, oh God, oh no. (laughs)
It's not bad, it's not bad at all.
It's the fact that it's a bug.
- It tastes, they're very nicely seasoned.
- You gave me seasoned ones?
Treat me better, oh my goodness! Say less!
- It's a little bit salty. Ooh, I don't like it.
- It didn't taste bad, it just felt extremely morally wrong.
I'm distraught right now.
It's like a taxidermied grasshopper.
(grasshopper crunches)
- (laughs) Having this with a nice beer next to it,
you're winning the game. It's delicious.
- Oh, yes. This makes sense.
- You forgot the rest of it.
- There's a greater whole that's not here, that I usually eat.
- I'm not gonna grow an apple tree inside my stomach or anything?
I love apples.
- Ah, the butt part is gross.
This part, it's got the little leaves in it.
You don't want the leaves in it.
And see, this is only good
if you still have enough of the fruit around it
to be able to kinda mash it all together.
- This is so good.
This just makes me want the rest of the apple.
- It tastes good.
- It tastes the same, just a little bit harder in texture.
- Texturally, it's like an apple, with like tiny sticks in it.
- It is rough. (laughs) I'll tell you what.
- (PvF) Are you gonna start eating apple cores now?
- No! (laughs) No I am not.
I'll get my fiber somewhere else.
- To be fair, I've also eaten the tops of strawberries.
- (PvF) Alright, for your last item, all that glitters is...
- (laughs) Wait!
She stopped talking and left. (laughs)
- Gold?
- Gold, gold!
- Are we sure this isn't just the wrapper of a candy bar?
(laughs)
- I am stoked right now.
- Oh man, it's so thin.
Like, if I gave it any more pressure than this,
this thing's gonna rip.
- (PvF) So this gold is a particular type of gold
that is authorized as a food additive,
and is often used in haute cuisine and extravagant meals.
- Okay, this feels very bougie. I feel very rich right now.
- I want it to taste like rainbows and magic and unicorns,
but I don't know what that tastes like.
- So this'll give me a taste of the fancy life.
- Mmm, I'm a princess. (laughs)
- This is going to get stuck to every part of my mouth.
- I was right.
I'm really not tasting anything,
I was expecting it to at least taste a little metal-y.
- Yeah, it tastes like nothing.
- That is not appealing, at all. I'd rather eat the packing peanut.
- I wanted this to taste like something,
I don't know what, but, that's really disappointing.
- Salt it, at least! Give me something!
- I feel like, this is like just a waste of gold.
It just went down my gullet or no reason.
- It's just some like rich fancy person thing
that they put on their food so they look rich.
- This could've been on someone's neck,
or on someone's wrist, or...
- Thank you guys so much for watching!
- What are some unusual foods you'd like to see us try next time?
- Let us know in the comments below, and make sure to like and subscribe!
- Bye!
- That actually tastes really good!
(grasshoppers crunching)