(chaotic electronic music)
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Hey guys.
Happy new year.
Beyonce, Beyonce.
Maybe a little bit Kelly or probably Michelle.
Probably Michelle, honestly, I'm Michelle.
But happy new year.
That's that, we ain't gotta talk about it,
but this is a very special year for my ass.
My ass got some special year coming along.
By August of this year, 2022,
my channel will have officially have existed for 10 years.
Girl, that's right.
10 years ago, I started, oh.
Hey girl.
10 years ago, I started this channel the summer
before my sophomore year of high school.
That's right.
That means 10 years ago, I was a sophomore in high school.
Listen to your elders, kids.
And your elders say subscribe.
(Mac laughing)
But this year,
I decided we're gonna try to bring some things back.
You know, play around with them.
Wriggle in some old nostalgic things I used to do.
I used to do a lot of shit, y'all.
I don't know if y'all know this.
This channel has gone through many phases.
For the people that are new here,
y'all gonna be watching me like,
what the fuck is he doing now?
But for the people that have been on this ride for a bit,
y'all gonna be like, ooh, yes girl, live.
The girls that get it, get it, okay?
So for my first video of this year,
I decided to start with a Q and A
or as I used to like to call it,
quah, quah, quah.
Quah, bitch.
And we're gonna do this Q and A
while also replaying the most rage-inducing video game
I ever played in my entire life.
(wind blowing)
Jesus Christ.
If you never seen how this game was played before,
you're going to learn today.
That's all I'm gonna say.
You're gonna learn a lot today.
A lot about me today, honestly.
Full gameplay will be under the gaming tab
under my channel membership.
But anyways, let's get into it.
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Now let's get back to it.
(Mac squeaking)
Are you zooming in?
You're zooming in, right?
Yeah, let's get into it.
♪ And I say I just got a buck ♪
Quah.
I wanna press continue and see where the fuck it puts me.
I do not remember if I ever got anywhere.
I got nowhere.
(Mac laughing)
I had Twitter ask you guys to send my questions
using the hashtag quah, and these are my answers.
Will you ever get a pet?
No girl, you gonna clean up after it for me?
Everyone's been telling me maybe you should get a cat.
You should get a pet, you should get a pet, Mac.
I'm like, girl, what time you think I got?
What time do I have?
Girl, where's that time, girl,
'cause that's a responsibility I ain't gonna give.
What's something you wanna achieve in 2022?
A looser bussy.
Okay, but like dead-ass.
What's the weirdest experience you've had with a fan?
I've had a couple of people cry as soon as they see me
in like the middle of the street.
One person cried when they delivered my food to my door
via Postmates.
People cry when they see me for some reason.
Okay, see, there we go.
I remember this.
No, no, no, fuck, yo, fuck.
Okay, not now.
We can't start this early.
(Mac laughing)
I must must know how you continue to have motivation
to make content and continue to entertain
even during times of difficulty.
Girl, money.
Thank you.
When you've been making content for as long as I do,
it's something that I'm comfortable with,
it's something that's home for me.
Making content is my saving grace.
So I think that's the reason why I kept on going
no matter what,
but girl, some of the videos I was making, girl,
they could've just been skipped.
Why the heck did I try to straighten my hair
without even knowing how the fuck the shit works, girl.
What trend would you bring back if you could?
The cinnamon challenge
'cause some of these influencers need to shut up.
I'm sorry, ha ha, joking, what?
Oh my God, what?
What's your favorite song at the moment?
♪ Du-Du-Du, du-du-du, du-du-du, du-du-du ♪
Just that part.
- [Game Narrator] There's no feeling more intense
than starting over.
- That scared the shit out of me.
(Mac laughing)
Like you can't just be hit with unexpected jazz like that.
Like bitch, give me a warming.
- [Game Narrator] I'll understand if you have
to take a break at any point.
Just find a safe place to stop and quit the game.
- Okay, girl, I just started.
Okay, put it down, put it down, put it down.
Put it down, put it down, put it down.
There you go.
Oh, fuck yeah.
That's no, no.
Okay, okay, where were we?
(Mac laughing)
Okay, get over.
I hate myself.
How do I say bussy formally?
It's for an email.
Beo-ssy, the brown hole, vagina with a different mind.
The lord's mystery vortex.
Girl, I got a list.
What's your favorite movie slash TV show?
♪ Oh, taking it all ♪
I'm joking girl, it's actually "Letterkenny"
because I'm trash.
What's one thing you're leaving behind in 2021?
My uncertainty.
I become like one of those uncertain people in the world.
I'm tired of the maybe's.
I guess or the I don't know.
Girl, I can't say that anymore.
We can't do that anymore.
We fell into that funk, okay.
You can only go somewhere
when you're certain where you're going.
So girl, we gotta get certain where we're going.
Can I see the robotic cat, I miss her.
Sure.
- [Voice Actor] You got a tight little man-pussy
on you, don't you?
- Oh girl, shut up.
Girl, shut up.
I just put the camera on you.
Now you acting up, damn.
Material girl.
Three, two, one, go.
No, fuck.
We're gonna over this fucking house.
Who litters an out house?
(upbeat music)
Ooh, let me drink some water.
W's in the chat.
Boom.
- [Game Narrator] In a certain way,
"Sexy Hiking" is the perfect embodiment of a B-game.
- Shut up.
It really hits you with that unconsensual jazz
just out of nowhere.
Oh, this is easy now.
We're figuring this out so fast.
Purpose, bye, no.
What the fuck?
Purpose, no, no, fuck.
He's trying to distract me, girls.
He's trying to distract me.
I'm not listening.
- [Game Narrator] Most obstacles
in video game worlds are fake.
You can be completely confident
in your ability to get through them
once you have the correct method or the correct equipment,
or just by spending enough time.
- Fuck.
(Mac laughing)
Oh, Ben.
Oh, you gonna get it.
Oh, you did that on purpose.
Finna have jazz trauma after this, literally.
What would you do if you're part of the royal family
for a day, any royal family?
Steal their money girl.
Steal their money, all day, girl.
Find where the money is.
Find how to transfer it into a separate account
and steal some dollars, bitch.
What do you mean?
Girl, that's generational wealth, girl.
I'm gonna take what I need to get.
How you doing?
(Mac laughing)
I'm fine, I'm perfectly fine.
Just peachy key here.
There is nothing, absolutely not a single thing about me
that is crazy.
(Mac screaming)
Oh my god.
(Mac wheezing)
Oh, fuck yes, girl.
Oh, we're making it over it, girl.
We're doing things.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes.
There we go, now we done.
Now we did it.
That was a joke.
We're just joking, we're kidding around, girl.
We're having fun here, we're having fun here.
What's your fav genre of porn right now?
The Bible.
You should read it sometimes.
Material girl, material woman.
Bitch, I'm 25.
How are you doing mentally?
(Mac laughing)
I'm okay.
Fuck, no, wait, fuck.
- [Game Narrator] The obstacles in "Sexy Hiking"
are unyielding.
- I see what he's trying to do.
He's not nice.
Can't play a nice game.
Fuck off with that bullshit.
- [Game Narrator] Can't change the world,
not without breaking it into pieces
and starting fresh with new ideas.
- Oh wow.
He's straight up telling you bullshit.
I don't even know what he's saying.
Like shut up.
Okay, it's not even about you.
Three, two.
Oh, fuck you, pick yourself up.
Pick yourself up king.
No, no, king, king, no, no.
There you go, can you fight it?
No, okay.
Okay, whatever.
Who hell house is that?
I don't know, girl.
We not even asking anymore.
They got a outhouse down there.
I'm learning.
- [Game Narrator] You've done this part before.
You know it's possible.
Just do what you did the first time.
I haven't, actually.
Do you have YouTube friends?
This feels pointed.
Okay well, first of all,
I don't know if this is Y-T as in like YouTube
or Y-T as in white because Twitter
has been doing that recently,
and I've been very confused ever since.
Yeah girl, I have some YouTube friends.
I used to be friends with a lot of small creators
in my early stages of my YouTube channel,
but all of them stopped creating.
And I was literally only one out of that friend group
that really took off the way I did.
And then when it comes to like bigger YouTubers,
yeah, I know some of them.
We're friends.
We see each other from time to time.
We get drinks.
I'm not like super close, close friends with YouTubers.
I don't know.
Maybe this year I become close to one.
Do I share, should I dare?
I don't know, we're crazy.
That's the problem.
We're crazy.
I don't wanna be friends with my goddamn self.
And if the question is, do I have white friends, girl.
Do you hear my voice?
(Mac laughing)
No, no, no.
Can you tell we just smoked before I send this to my dad?
Girl, you look higher than a mother fucker.
Y'all look high as hell.
Send it.
What do you miss the most from before the pandemic?
Easier available dick.
Period.
(Mac screeching)
Oh my.
(Mac laughing)
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, I feel like I won already.
Go, there we go.
There it is.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up, shut up.
I did it.
And finally, how many fucks do you have left?
This many.
Shit, shit, shit
- [Game Narrator] Sorry about that.
(calm jazz music)
I'm done.
Wow.
What the fuck?
Shout out to Archer_Turner and at Bruh
and a whole bunch of numbers retweeting my last video
on Twitter.
Comment down below,
what is one of your new year's resolution?
We're gonna do that.
Is it take more dick?
Take less dick.
Eat more salads.
Be a psychiatrist.
I don't know, girl, tell me what it is.
Cheers to the new year.
You can't cheers with water.
Cheers to the new year.
I put MiOs in it.
It counts.
Let's hope this one doesn't kill us.
It's like the least it can do, okay.
I wanna make it to 2023.
Thank you Skillshare for sponsoring this video.
I'm gonna go.
Should I put in one of my old end screens?
I'm going to put in one of my old end screens.
Don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscribe, babe.
(Mac yelling)
(upbeat hip-hop music)