(upbeat music)
- Walk in the house and I just heard "Ah".
- Oh God.
- "Ah Ah Ah"
(choking)
- Go! Go! Go!
- It's five o'clock somewhere,
Click. Ooh
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- Hi, I'm Tia Jai, your mother.
- Oh nice to meet you!
You're that woman whose womb
I've came out of, right?
- I'm Jataun, this is my momma.
Uh, we're really close actually.
- My name is Don.
This is my daughter, my oldest daughter.
- My name is Doniyah.
You forgot to say my name.
- I didn't say I didn't say your name?
- No.
I said my daughter.
- Yeah you know I came out,
(mimicking baby voice)
yeah that's some
- And interesting enough, you did not cry.
- She just had a baby.
You know what I'm saying,
she's a mom now, I'm a grand pop, you know.
- Was I okay?
- No. You were fine!
You were you were you're better now.
- We're pretty open with each other.
- I think we know each other pretty good.
- I'd like to say we're pretty open, right?
- Anyways let's play, I'm here.
- Okay!
Let's do this magic.
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- [Doreen] My first time having an uh-oh during sex.
- What's an uh-oh? Like you poop yourself?
- You've gotten your um eyes tested
- Um hmm
- Um and they do that puff of smoke
I swear to God he thought that's what happened
like a hell force of wind
shot out of my vagina and it was like "poof"
and he was like "oh oh oh I'm done I'm done
I'm done".
- Like soon as I put it in
I took like five strokes, I was like
"ahhh ahhh oh" I was like uh-oh
(laughing hysterically)
- No. I aint never done that,
(slams hands)
but you know what they say
- Yo you pooping on these dudes?
- (whispering) Yo pussy can talk
- Ooh there has been a time where you know
you're going at it a little bit much
(stuttering) and then you hit it
at an angle and it bends
- Ooh
- She was telling her friends, she was like
"he did (laughing hysterically)
and I was like "Ay I got mine
you should've got yours"
(hits table)
(laughing)
- That is messed up.
- Yeah I've definitely bruised a person that way.
- Yeah
- I felt really bad about that.
(laughing hysterically)
- That aint my question
I'm standing, Next!
- What was it?
- Next!
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- [Candace] My first time getting fired.
- I got fired from the post office.
- I think it was a cable company.
(both laughing)
- I got to take a shot
I was doing so good, I told you
like we've done it all.
- Alright, let's cheers!
- Ugh
- You got this.
- Took a fifteen minute break,
woke up two hours later.
(both laughing)
- I was canceling customers appointments
(both laughing)
- No. I was going to say that.
(both laughing)
- Yup, I remember that phone call.
- Yup. Came back my boss asked me
where I was. Told him I was there
the whole time.
Saw me on the cameras
(both laughing)
sleeping in the breaking room.
- I'm mess up the game for some
the cable guys out there
(laughing)
like "oh man you messing it up
for me man. I'm still using that technique.
Man Don, you letting the whole world know
what I'm doing out here".
- And yup I got
(laughing)
had to leave so um they walked me out.
- That's good to know
- I must have did it like
a hundred times before they finally caught on.
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- [Doreen] My first time having sex.
- Ewww
(both laughing)
- Go to the club and some guys from
my school were there.
Um, and then I separate from
my homegirls.
- Lets see, should I answer this one?
(both laughing)
- They were upperclassman,
they were a little bit older.
So I go to them, afterwards
and we go to one of their houses and we're hanging out
and you know we're cheefing tough and stuff
and then
- In the back of an car.
That's it.
- One thing leads to another,
and then I'm hanging out with one guy
and then the other guy comes through
and I was like "you know what,
lets just go ahead and see what happens."
- Yooo
- So then I enjoyed, um, two people
my very first time.
- Yoooo
- And uh, that happened.
(mimicking a beatbox)
- We're good?
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- [Candace] My first time hooking up with an ex.
- I never hooked up with an ex
- We had like broken up
- Right
- And then she came back like
two weeks later
- You know I gave it the good ole college try
- You really did
- and um, (coughs) it backfired.
- I have to take this?
- You aint answering nothing
- Yes I am. Yes I am. Aint I?
- And then she left with my Xbox
(laughs)
- That is right
- Yes
- She did.
- She stole my Xbox.
- So.
- It was the losing of the engagement ring for me.
- Oh yeah.
- When he didn't replace that
- He lost my freaking engagement ring
- I, I,
- Got finagled man.
- I for sure didn't.
I even drove all the way
- There to get it.
- To the city to get it
and left empty handed.
(laughing)
- You know what cam I drink just because
like? That got me all wild up
like how dare you?
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- [Doniyah] Uh, My first time
getting caught masturbating, oh Jesus.
I never got caught.
I have to take a shot if I got caught?
(both laughing)
You know when you're an alcoholic
so when you take it
it don't taste like alcohol no more?
(Doniyah choking)
- Somebody was banging on the door
like "yo what are you doing in there?"
(both laughing)
was like oh
You good? Veins come popping through your head girl.
Damn. That's what Tequila do?
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- [Tia Jai] Uh, My first time having a pregnancy scare.
I remember not getting my period
and then having to tell him
and we told his mother, who then
came and told your grandmother.
So now we're talking, and when I tell you
bitch I started my period the next day
that was a very harrowing experience.
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- [Jataun] My first time getting high.
- I'm in the circle, and so they pass it to me
and I was like well, my momma didn't raise no
(snorting noise)
so um,
- Ima do it.
- I've never smoked
- Damn you bout to be drunk
- Yeah I
(both laughing)
- And I never done it before
I hit it
- Okay. Alright.
- I coughed a lot definitely.
- Alright.
- I probably only took a couple puffs.
- Maybe you should have went first.
(Doreen laughing)
- I guess huh?
- And I remember walking home
it started to drizzle and like the rain
just looks so 3D, and I can feel it
touching my skin and I was like
"this is the most amazing rain".
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- [Doreen] My first time I considered experimenting
with the same gender.
- I remember you remembering me being with a woman.
We were just in the couch cuddling.
It was nothing yucky.
- I was high and drunk and we was all partying.
And it was this girl and I'm like
"um wonder what it'll be like"
because they were watching porn, that's what it was
they were watching porn.
- And how that shocked you was like
"but she's a girl". And I was like
"and uh
- I was not having it
- And you were not. You were not, um
- At a party
- Yeah it was a way way back in the day
- Yoo what?
- It was crazy alright.
- (mimicking childlike voice) "Stop kissing my mommy".
(both laughing)
- [Candace] I remember.
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- [Doniyah] My first time getting naughty in public.
Uh, I don't think I ever have.
- Does getting naughty in public means
having sex in public?
- That's what that means?
Yeah
(both laughing)
- I guess as far as you can go
in a movie theater. (laughing)
- You think you can say a movie theater,
is that public?
(glass clinks)
there wasn't a whole lot of people in there
we were in the back and she just put her hands
down my pants and it was like, you know
- Got it, OK
- playing with it and stuff,
and then I was like "ohhh man"
- Okay. I got it
- And then she just, I pulled
- Dad, I got it!
- and then she just kissed
- I got it!
- We had Drive-Ins, so we was in the car
(both laughing)
- Oh popcorn in the hand trick.
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- [Candace] Okay my first time experimenting with drugs
- Uh, my first drug that I tried was weed.
When I was sixteen.
- You know Carlo Rossi, that those jugs of
- Uh with the little things that you hold like this
so you can carry everywhere you go
- Exactly!
- Nope. I have no idea.
- So the Sangria the Carlo Rossi Sangria
uh, I had a whole jug of that to myself
- You know when you high?
You don't think you smell like weed
- Point. Blank. Period. There was a table,
there was some white stuff, they were like
"Introduce yourself to this".
So I did.
- But then when you go around the people
they like "Dang,
- Yeah, you smell
you smell like weed".
- I was sober again and I was like
- Yooo
- Oh that's why people do this.
- Is that why people do coke?
- I get it. I get it.
- Am I too old to try it?
Like you could continue to function.
- So y'all caught me and woke me up
at like 3 or 4 in the morning.
- Mom was ready to beat that ass.
(Doniyah laughing)
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- [Candace] My first time getting pulled over.
I was on the freeway 4-05
smashing probably about 80, then there was a cop
I saw on the side who had already pulled someone else over
so I was like "Oh, he's already busy."
So I started slowing down anyway.
As soon as I said that,
(police siren)
he's pulls out
turns his lights on, now I had my music going
so I didn't think anything of it
like "Oh, he's not after me."
And then he chased me for probably a couple miles
before they get on the loud speaker
like "PULL OVER!" I was like "Dang it."
- L.A. has these red light cameras y'all
that can suck it and I sure did
I knew I was going to get a ticket so I was
"Girls pose!" (mimicking camera shutter sound)
- All through the red light.
- And then it wasn't even my car.
So when he got the ticket he was like
"you didn't even look like you tried to stop".
And I was like "because I did not".
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- [Doreen] Okay, my first time getting caught having sex.
Oh my gosh!
- What?
- I'm having a drink
(both laughing)
- Is that the same thing
- You have to take a shot
getting caught, he knows we having sex upstairs?
- He didn't catch him
you gotta take the shot
- I should send yo dad come upstairs
(Doniyah laughing)
- and make sure I'm doing it right,
- Oh no tell this one
(both laughing)
who caught you though?
- Dang! this
(Doniyah laughing)
seems a little bit more than it was before
setting me up about this huh?
- Okay
- About to have a couple veins like you
- Drink up ma
(laughing)
drink up
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- Congratulations we won!
- Uh, uh, uh, uh
- For the truth Ni-Ni,
I aint know it was gon be all this,
like damn!
(mumbling words)
- You're too bold for me girl
you're too bold, here
- Hey, you got it from your momma
- Take these two just because
- My son's a better kid than I was
(both laughing)
- Cheers
(clinks glass)
- In solidarity with your daughter, come on
Do it, do it, do it, go mom, go mom,
go, go, go!
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