- I KNOW Y'ALL WATCH MY SHOW EVERY DAY,
BUT HOW MANY OF YOU ALSO WATCH "THE PRICE IS RIGHT"?
[cheers and applause]
AND HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE THOUGHT TO YOURSELF,
"I WISH I COULD BE ON THE "ELLEN" SHOW
AND "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" AT THE SAME TIME?
[cheers and applause]
THAT MANY.
THAT'S A VERY SPECIFIC QUESTION, AND THAT MANY OF YOU,
THAT'S WEIRD.
YOU'RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE DREW CAREY,
THE HOST OF "PRICE IS RIGHT," IS HERE TODAY,
AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY ONE OF HIS GAMES.
DREW, COME ON OUT.
[cheers and applause]
YOU TOO.
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
HI, EVERYBODY.
[cheers and applause]
WHAT'S UP?
HOW ARE YOU?
GOT MY LITTLE MICROPHONE?
- YOU JUST-- - HUH? HUH?
- YOU JUST WALK AROUND WITH THAT.
- YEAH, I JUST WEAR THIS EVERYWHERE I GO.
- ALL RIGHT.
- I GO SHOPPING WITH IT. - YEP.
- I GO TO THE MOVIES WITH IT.
YOU KNOW, EVERYWHERE.
- YEAH, EVERYWHERE.
LIKE, YOU'RE AT THE ATM,
YOU'RE WITH THAT THING ALL THE TIME.
ALL RIGHT.
- THIS IS WHO I AM.
- OF COURSE WE NEED A GORGEOUS PRIZE MODEL,
SO IT'S GOOD THAT I'M HERE.
- YES.
- AND WE SHOULD ALSO HAVE A PRIZE MODEL
WHO'S A PROFESSIONAL DANCER.
PLEASE WELCOME DREW'S DANCE PARTNER
FROM "DANCING WITH THE STARS," CHERYL BURKE.
[cheers and applause]
GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
[cheers and applause]
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
LONG TIME, NO SEE.
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
WE'RE IN YOUR WORLD NOW.
- YEAH, OR IN ELLEN'S WORLD, ACTUALLY, BUT YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT, DO YOU HAVE THINGS TO SAY?
- YEAH, I DO. YEAH.
ELLEN, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME.
IT'S CALLED "HOLE IN ONE."
IT'S ONE OF OUR EASIEST, EASIEST-TO-WIN GAMES.
ALL WE NEED IS A CONTESTANT.
[cheers and applause]
TERESA RENTERIA!
WHERE IS TERESA RENTERIA?
COME ON DOWN!
COME HERE, TERESA.
- HI.
HOW ARE YOU DOING? NICE TO SEE YOU.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
SAY HI TO CHERYL BURKE, SAY HELLO TO ELLEN.
BIG DAY FOR YOU.
- TERESA, HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- THIS GAME IS CALLED--
THIS GAME IS CALLED "HOLE IN ONE."
HERE, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE BALL.
RIGHT HERE, HAVE A BALL, HAVE A BALL.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE THESE GROCERY ITEMS--
SEE, WE HAVE THESE COMMON GROCERY ITEMS RIGHT HERE--
YEAH, BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH, MODEL, OKAY.
YOU PUT THEM IN ORDER
FROM LEAST EXPENSIVE TO MOST EXPENSIVE, OKAY?
- THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
- AND THE CLOSER YOU GET,
THE BETTER CHANCE YOU HAVE OF MAKING A PUTT.
THE CLOSER YOU HAVE-- THE CLOSER YOU GET--
AND IF YOU GET A HOLE IN ONE,
YOU'RE GONNA GET A FIVE-DAY,
FOUR-NIGHT TRIP TO GARZA BLANCA
IN PUERTO VALLARTA, MEXICO.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO PUERTO VALLARTA, MEXICO?
THAT'S YOUR PRIZE.
NO APPLAUSE FOR A TRIP TO PUERTO VALLARTA, MEXICO?
[cheers and applause]
THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD PRIZE.
PRETTY GOOD PRIZE.
LET'S HEAR ABOUT THESE PRODUCTS.
FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE--
IF YOU LOVE TACOS AND YOU LOVE TACO SHELLS,
THEN YOU'LL LOVE THESE DELICIOUS TACO SHELLS
FROM MISSION.
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR CAR SPARKLY AND SPOTLESS,
THEN LEAVE IT IN THE GARAGE AND NEVER DRIVE IT,
OR USE THESE ARMORALL CAR PROTECTED WIPES.
YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS HAIR,
THEN THIS HAIR GEL FROM L'OREAL PARIS
IS PERFECT FOR THAT.
EVERY BABY HAS TO EAT,
SO WHY NOT FEED THEM THIS CAN
OF BEACH START BABY FOOD.
THEY'LL THANK YOU FOR IT.
AND AFTER YOU FEED THAT BABY,
THEY'RE GONNA NEED A DIAPER CHANGE.
USE THE HUGGIES LITTLE MOVERS DIAPERS.
THIS JUMBO PACK WILL LAST FOR AT LEAST TWO DAYS.
HAVE TROUBLE DECIDING BETWEEN PRETZELS AND CRACKERS?
WELL, NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO WITH SNACK FACTORY'S
JALAPEÑO JACK PRETZEL CRACKERS.
THEY'RE MUY CALIENTE.
NOW, WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO,
PUT THEM IN ORDER FROM LEAST EXPENSIVE TO MOST EXPENSIVE.
PICK WHAT YOU THINK IS POSSIBLY
THE LEAST EXPENSIVE THING UP THERE.
- THE BABY FOOD.
- BABY FOOD.
YES, I THINK THAT'S THE LEAST EXPENSIVE THING.
SO PUT THAT RIGHT THERE.
PUT THAT THING RIGHT THERE.
NOW, OF THE THINGS THAT ARE LEFT,
THE LEAST EXPENSIVE ONE.
HELP HER OUT AUDIENCE, IF YOU WANT TO.
[audience shouting]
- [screams]
- TACO. - TACO SHELLS.
- [screaming]
- THAT MIGHT BE A GOOD CHOICE.
TACO SHELLS. PUTTING CHERYL TO WORK TODAY.
TACO SHELLS.
TACO SHELLS RIGHT THERE.
NEXT ONE.
- THE CRACKERS.
- CRACKERS. CRACKERS, CRACKERS, CRACKERS.
- CRACKERS? - YEAH, CRACKERS.
- YOU THINK CRACKERS? - YEAH, YEAH, CRACKERS.
CRACKERS RIGHT THERE.
NOW, DIAPERS, HAIR GEL, AND WIPES--
THREE THINGS THAT GO GREAT TOGETHER.
[laughs]
LEAST EXPENSIVE.
- THE WIPES.
- WIPES.
THE WIPES.
- ALL RIGHT.
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT YEAH, WE'LL PUT IT THERE.
I DON'T KNOW. YEAH, THAT'S OKAY.
BETWEEN THE HAIR GEL AND THE DIAPERS.
[laughs]
WHAT A CHOICE.
LEAST EXPENSIVE.
- I'LL SAY THE HAIR GEL.
- HAIR GEL.
SHE SAYS THE DIAPERS ARE THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING.
WE'LL FIND OUT.
CAREFUL, CAREFUL.
CAREFUL.
MAN, OH, MAN.
CAREFUL.
WE DON'T WANT AN INJURY PLAYING HOLE IN ONE.
AND DIAPERS ARE THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING,
SO JUST PUT THE DIAPERS RIGHT OVER THERE.
- OH, OKAY.
- YEAH, PUT THE DIAPERS RIGHT OVER THERE.
GOOD LUCK.
NOW, COME ON OVER HERE, CHERYL.
COME OVER WHERE THE BABY FOOD IS.
LET'S SEE HOW MUCH IT IS FOR BABY FOOD NOWADAYS.
BABY FOOD IS ONLY, YEAH, 69¢, FEED YOUR BABY.
YOU CAN FEED ANY BABY IN THE WORLD
FOR ONLY 69¢.
AND THEN THE TACO SHELLS ARE ONLY 2.09.
FEED YOUR BABY TACOS FOR ONLY 2.09.
HOW MUCH FOR CRACKERS?
3.99.
[cheers and applause]
AND IF YOU WANT TO WIPE YOUR CAR,
KEEP IT CLEAN,
IT IS ONLY 7.99.
I KNOW, THAT'S WHERE I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE WENT WRONG.
IF YOU WANT TO GEL YOUR HAIR, IT IS...
5.49.
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
THAT'S OKAY.
SO YOU GET TO GO FROM THE 7.99 SPOT.
SO GET RID OF ALL THESE OTHER THINGS.
JUST GET RID 'EM.
GET RID OF THAT, GET RID OF THAT.
GET RID OF EVERYTHING BUT THE 7.99.
GET RID OF THEM ALL.
- LIKE, TAKE THEM OFF?
- YEAH, JUST TAKE THEM OFF THE THING.
HERE, I'M GONNA HELP YOU OUT.
GET RID OF THAT, GET RID OF THAT.
JUST DUMP THEM ON THE FLOOR.
- OH, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
- SO YOU'RE GONNA PUTT FROM--
YOU'RE GONNA PUTT FROM RIGHT HERE, ALL RIGHT?
JUST GONNA PUTT FROM RIGHT THERE, THAT SPOT.
DON'T--PUT A FOOT RIGHT THERE.
BUT I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW EASY IT IS.
ARE YOU RIGHT-HANDED OR LEFT-HANDED?
- I'M RIGHT-HANDED.
- RIGHT-HANDED, OKAY,
YOU'RE GONNA USE THIS RIGHT-HANDED PUTTER.
YEAH, PUT IT ON THAT LINE RIGHT THERE.
LOOK, I'M GONNA PUTT FROM RIGHT BACK HERE.
MOVE THAT BALL OUT OF THE WAY.
- [laughs] HE'S, BOSSY, HE'S BOSSY.
- WATCH THIS. WATCH THIS, FOLKS.
THAT'S HOW EASY IT IS TO MAKE A PUTT...
ON HOLE IN ONE.
NOW YOU DO IT.
RIGHT HERE, ANYWHERE ON THIS LINE.
ANYWHERE ON THIS LINE.
SHH.
THIS IS FOR A TRIP TO MEXICO.
[sporadic applause]
- YOU DID IT!
- YOU'RE GOING TO MEXICO!
[cheers and applause]
YOU'RE GOING TO MEXICO!
- I DIDN'T WIN.
NO, I DIDN'T.
- YOU'RE GOING TO MEXICO!
- GOING TO MEXICO.
FIVE DAYS IN PUERTO VALLARTA.
- THANKS, DREW CAREY.
WE'LL SEE YOU A LITTLE LATER IN THE SHOW.
YOU CAN WATCH "THE PRICE IS RIGHT"
WEEKDAYS ON CBS.
YOU CAN WATCH THIS DANCE RIGHT NOW.