-Last time you were here, in fact,
you were having your second -- -I was knocked up, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-I was pregnant, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-So cute. -Thank you.
-And now, how old's the baby? -My daughter's almost 4.
My son's almost 2. -Wow.
-I know. Isn't it crazy?
-2 is different, right? -Well, yeah.
Two kids? -Two kids.
-Oh, boy. Yeah.
Yeah, it's very different. I mean, it's --
First of all, you don't really appreciate
having just one until you have two.
And then hindsight 20/20, you're like, "Oof.
One kid was so much easier."
-Are they pals? Do they play around?
-Yeah. They're actually good, yes.
My daughter's very sweet to him.
She's actually really nice.
Like, there are times where she's, like, an a-hole,
but more times than not... [ Laughter ]
...she's actually really kind and really generous.
-Oh, it's so cute.
-He's a little bit more, um, a boy.
-Yes. Exactly right. Yeah.
Are you watching a lot of "Paw Patrol" in the house?
-God. Oh, every night.
-That's all I watch. -Yeah, all the time.
If there's a treat, it is "Paw Patrol" time.
"Paw Patrol" and "Bubble Guppies."
Listen, "Paw Patrol," "Bubble Guppies," we are in,
so if you want to send me some swag, totally cool.
-Wait. What? [ Laughter ]
Don't come on here and ask them for "Bubble Guppies" swag.
[ Laughter ]
Might as well. I mean, dude, have you seen --
-I'll take "Bubble Guppies", "Paw Patrol," and "Peppa Pig."
[ Laughter ]
Bring it on, Nickelodeon. -Have you seen --
Have you seen "Paw Patrol Live"? -Yes, of course.
Yes -- with the pirates, with the flag.
-Pirates, wave the flag. Yeah, I did that, too.
-Yeah, we saw it in Iowa, which, by the way, is really awesome.
-Wow. -Yeah.
-Do you just travel, or is Ashton from --
-Family, yeah, yeah, yeah. Family's in Iowa.
-Yeah. How long -- You and Ashton just
have been married for three years now?
-We just celebrated our three-year anniversary.
-Hey, happy anniversary. We love him.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Tell him I said hello, please. -I will, I will.
-And I think I talked to him about this.
Do you honeymoon in your RV? -Oh, yeah.
Have you talked about this? Do you know the story?
-Well, not on the show. Backstage, I mean.
-Oh, oh. Oh, let me tell you, then.
Guys, this is a very long story,
and I'm gonna try to keep it as short as possible.
-It's a talk show. Go for it.
[ Laughter ] We got time.
-I started recording this, because it became absurd.
But if you've ever seen the "National Lampoon" movies...
-Yeah. -...our honeymoon was like
a real-life "National Lampoon's" honeymoon.
I'm not exaggerating. I'm not saying it for a laugh.
We also went honeymooning with my in-laws.
-Oh, my -- what? -Yeah. Uh-huh.
-In an RV?
-In an RV that I got my husband for his birthday.
So, here's what happened. I made -- I made a boo-boo.
I, for his birthday, was like, "You know what?
We love RV'ing. I'm gonna get him, like,
a gift card to..."
You know those RVs that you see that have, like,
a dog on the side of them?
Like, they're like, "RV America."
I'm not plugging anything,
but you know what I'm talking about, right?
-Yeah. Exactly, yeah. -Okay.
Not the most luxury of RVs but fine,
and I was like, "Clearly, this is a great birthday gift."
Gave it to him for his birthday,
not thinking that my husband's gonna go,
"Oh, that's our honeymoon."
And I was like, "Wait, no! No, no, no!"
-You're like, "No. I was thinking about you.
I'm not thinking about not us."
-Yes, this was not a honeymoon. -"That's your gift."
-He's like, "Honeymoon." And I was like, "Oh, boy."
So, we're in our, like, little tin can on wheels,
and my in-laws are in what my husband coined as, like,
the "Taj Mahal of RVs," okay? [ Laughter ]
It is, like, a double pop-out.
It's got Jacuzzis -- like, everything.
We, again, with our 10-month-old,
are in a tin can on wheels. That's how it starts.
Eight hours into RV trip, and then, you know, this continues,
our air conditioner breaks in Bakersfield,
in 110-degree weather.
The whole thing went, "Pop!" And I went, "What's that sound?"
And then Ashton literally goes, "Oh, no."
And I was like, "What could it be?"
It's like midnight, maybe 110 degrees.
-No. -RV breaks.
We have to go get a whole thing fixed.
We almost died on the side of the road when Apple Maps
took us on a road -- It wasn't a road.
It was a fire road on the side of a mountain.
We all had to jump out of the vehicle and walk
for like 3 miles while my father-in-law drove the van.
And Ashton, like, navigated him over gigantic boulders,
'cause there had just been a massive flood.
[ Laughter ]
-Guys, this was, like, day two. -What?
Then, long story short,
my wonderful, beautiful mother-in-law
picked the RV parks that we were staying in,
but didn't -- She didn't use the Internet.
She used, um...books. [ Laughter ]
And, um, uh...
Don't laugh. It's not funny.
It's not funny, guys. -But, like, recent books?
-No. [ Laughter ]
-Like... -Like, old travel books?
-Yeah.
-And now, did these places still exist?
-Well, barely. [ Laughter ]
I wouldn't -- I'm not gonna recommend any place to stay.
-Any of the places you went to? -No.
Well, she's like, "We'll end in Napa.
It'll be beautiful." I was like, "You know what?
What could go wrong?" Let me tell you.
[ Laughter ]
An RV park, not in Napa but an hour outside of Napa,
with two prisons, okay?
[ Laughter ]
Yes, guys.
That is where our RV trip ended.
And my husband looks at me and goes, "I quit."
And I was like, "Me too." -"Me too."
[ Laughter ]
"We're meant for each other. We're meant for each other.
Let's go! Let's fly home with the baby."
-Yes. And that was our honeymoon.
-That is fantastic.
-And three years later, we really like each other.
-Yeah, you really do. -Yeah, yeah.
-That's proof. -Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That's proof that you like each other.
-Yes. That's like -- I'm not kidding you --
a very short version of really what happened
over six days, and I started recording everything.
We drank a lot. -Would you ever...
-Every night. -...go RV'ing again?
-Yeah, absolutely. It was fantastic.
-Oh, really? -I wouldn't --
I would maybe splurge on a larger RV.
-'Cause I'm -- I'm thinking about getting into that RV game.
-It's so fun. -[ Man claps loudly ]
-Yeah. -That one guy supports...
[ Laughter ] -There's one guy.
-I don't know why, one guy's really psyched about me RV'ing.
[ Laughter ]
It was like, "That sounds awesome, man!"
-Just one guy, though. -Yeah, one guy.
Everyone else is like, "We don't care.
[ Laughter ] -It is really fun, though.