- My favorite way to get even?
Putting Icy Hot in my target's underwear.
Revenge is a dish best served cold
and then very hot.
In their pants.
I have been cleaning up after my roommate for months.
He never helps out with the chores.
So you know how I'm gonna get back at him?
I'm not doing any chores either.
We'll see how much he likes living in filth!
Okay, nevermind. That was a bad idea.
Revenge is wrong anyway.
- Oh no, it looks like I ordered a pizza
with mushrooms all over it.
And Sally, you've said over and over
how you absolutely can't stand mushrooms.
Oh dear. You must be so disappointed.
Payback's a real B, isn't it?
- For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction,
so me cutting the brake lines on his car isn't revenge.
It's just physics.
A lot of physics.
- Instead of taking revenge against Jimmy
for continually stealing my lunch
out of the break room fridge,
I should let karma sort things out on its own.
But if karma doesn't get to work soon,
I might accidentally put a cat food sandwich in the fridge.
Oops. Hope he doesn't steal that one.
♪ Now, everybody knows you can't be trusted ♪
♪ And when they see your face they will be disgusted ♪
♪ And everybody's singin' this song about how crappy you are ♪
- The best revenge is living well
and then posting about it on Instagram
so your haters know all about it.
Hashtag #DontHateCongratulate.
- Getting revenge is a waste of energy.
But one day, when those who have slighted me come crawling,
wanting a job at my highly successful business,
rejecting their applications
will be a great use of my energy.
- My ex is still using my Netflix account.
I'm gonna change the password on her.
But I'm gonna wait.
I can see she just started watching "Community."
I'm gonna let her get fully invested in that show
and then pull the plug on her.
Then again, I guess that's what NBC
did with that show anyway.
- I always keep a coloring book in my car
so if I'm in a parking lot
where someone is parked over the line,
taking up two spots,
I leave the coloring book on their windshield
with a little note saying:
"Looks like you need to learn how to stay in the lines!"
- I spend hours thinking of creative ways
to get back at people.
My pettiness knows no bounds.
Of course, then I either get bored or distracted,
so none of my cruel and unusual plans ever come to fruition.
It's a shame.
But it's probably kept me out of jail all these years.
- I've got one of these scammers on the phone.
He says I've got a virus on my computer,
so I've given him remote access so he can fix the problem.
- If you know it's a scam, why would you do that?
- Because he left a backdoor open on his server
and in about five seconds,
all the computers at his call center are gonna be bricked.
- [Caller] No!
No! What's happening?
No, God!
- Did I do that?
- Dude, I am too cool to waste my time
getting even with people.
Revenge makes you look petty
and lowers your coolocity factor exponentially.
You know who said that? Buddha.
- I'm such a nice, go-with-the-flow kinda guy,
it never occurs to people
that I would ever seek revenge against them
for all the wrongs they've committed against me,
which is nice,
because they never see it coming.
- I hold grudges for a long time.
Sometimes I take years before I get even with someone.
Here's my current (beep) list.
As you can see, some of these go back quite a ways.
Like Timmy here? He's had it coming since 2011.
Still biding my time on that one.
- The way I get revenge?
The silent treatment.
I ignore the person, like they don't even exist.
Of course, the problem is a lot of times
they don't notice I'm ignoring them,
so is it even revenge at that point?
I don't even know.
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