♪ Ah ♪
♪ We rise and shine ♪
- This video is about gay shit.
(upbeat music)
♪ Gay shit, gay shit, gay shit, gay shit, gay shit, gay shit ♪
♪ We making money with the gay shit, gay shit ♪
♪ Gay shit, gay shit, gay shit, gay shit, gay shit, gay shit ♪
Hey twerps.
warning before we get into this.
The construction that's happening right outside my apartment
is getting into the nitty gritty bullshit,
woodmaking, carving, chopping, so the random noises
and banging you hear in the background is that
and not just some random experimental music
I put in the background of this video,
even though that's already what I do,
so y'all ain't probably gonna be fazed by the sound at all.
So basically this warning made no sense
but added watch time.
♪ Rise and shine ♪
- So gays, gays, gyaaas, as they say
nowhere, we are everywhere.
(laughing) And some of y'all are mad about it.
We might not be taking over the world,
but many of us are completely all over the internet.
Why are we all over the internet, you may ask?
Because the internet is one of the only places
that many of us could be ourselves without being killed.
Uwu!
But the gays are everywhere,
specifically at TikTok, apparently.
I don't know.
I'm not fully certain.
I'm not really a TikTokker.
I don't anyone really understands what TikTok is.
We all just kind of live our lives with it.
I'm always recommended compilations of gay TikToks
that made my life better,
gay TikToks that cured my depression,
gay TikTok that make me want to suck a dick.
The gays destroying TikTok for 10 minutes straight.
Watching gays destroy TikTok.
That is a title.
I'm doing that.
That's me.
Since we live in a world where we automatically judge
if you come out looking or being anything
that is not Leonardo DiCaprio, we abuse that.
We take our oppression and go to the internet
and laugh about it, meme it, crack up at the bullshit,
while also being a crack head.
Why are you so close?
There you go.
Get away from me.
And today, we're going to commemorate that.
Simple as that.
So we're watching TikToks for a video,
not only just normal TikToks, that's fucking boring.
We're watching TikToks from the gays.
The gays?
Bitch, did I stutter?
Yes, the gays.
These gays?
Yes, those gays.
Which color?
Shut up.
Is this just Mack watching TikToks for a video
and then putting the word "gay" in the title for clicks?
Maybe.
Or is this Mack commemorating other people's
unapologetic push of an aspect that's been stigmatized
by a corrupt society?
No.
I just want clicks.
So we're gonna get those clicks,
and you're going to like it.
Point blank period, let's go.
Here's the rainbow flag one more time.
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
Demonetize, demonetize, demonetize.
♪ Rise and shine ♪
- Guys, send me gay TikToks and vine compilations now,
imma make a video about the gays taking over the internet.
I was originally gonna say, "I'm making a video
"about the gays destroying the internet,"
but then I thought, some people might cancel me on that
in like 10 years.
'Cause you never know.
In 10 years, I could be straight.
That's how that works, right?
That's what they believe?
♪ Like your friend bitching kids, I always say please ♪
- Great.
♪ She's always screaming when she's talking in French ♪
♪ She's kind of hot though ♪
- Wow, relatable.
So the girl's getting yelled at by another girl
because the girl thinks the other girl
hit on the girl's boyfriend, but the girl is not into boys.
The girl is into the other girl, and the girl is
kind of into that girl, because the girl is young,
and the girl and the girl is hot, that the girl is yelling
at the girl for hitting on her boyfriend
that she didn't hit on, because she's with,
she's not into that, she's into girls.
That didn't make any sense.
I'm so sorry, guys.
Oh wait, let's do this.
Oh!
♪ Rise and ♪
- Me coming out. Yummy.
Me realizing my parents will probably disown me.
Ho, woo, woo!
Woo!
Me remembering that in 2019, they'll have to accept me.
Yes.
Me realizing they won't care, whoa, woo!
Ah!
- [Man] Demonetize.
- You know, glad you found the humor
in a very terrible situation that you're in.
I always say, "When the world's so fucked up
"and you can't change things right away,
"the least you can do is find some humor somewhere."
You know, comedy can rise up from the weirdest,
deafest parts of existence because humor and comedy comes
from the human mind, and your mindset can, I don't know,
where am I going with this?
Honestly, memes are just a tragedy
with a Shrek filter over it.
Let's be honest.
Let's tell the truth for a second.
My arm got cut off.
Peppa pig.
My parents are getting divorced.
Little Nod's ex driving an invisible car.
But just think about like in 500 years
when people are looking at this time.
What is the humor gonna be like in 500 years?
If it's like this now, bitch, we're probably gonna think
a black dot on a piece of paper is the funniest shit
in the world like next year.
I swear to God, I swear to God.
- I may be a fat, ugly, depressed gay bitch.
- Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
What else?
♪ Shine ♪
- (laughing) Felt that.
That's all I am, and that's all I can be.
Did you know that?
I could win a Nobel Peace Prize,
and I'll still be fat, depressed, and gay.
I could be skinny, bitch,
and I'll still be fat, depressed, and gay.
I don't give a shit.
And that's the mother-fucking Tiks!
- [Man] Demonetized, demonetized.
- Who ever knew I was so educated in the Tiks?
Tok.
♪ Oh ♪
- Gays kissing over copyrighted music.
Gays kissing over copyrighted music.
Now they're so surprised, I'm so surprised,
this is copyrighted music, they're gay, okay.
Ah!
This one just says, "homophobe" over it.
What's happening?
Me, my content, my videos, someone called, someone wants me,
someone said, "homophobic," and I'm here.
I'm here to react.
If you say the word "homophobic racism" three times,
I appear in the background, like "What up, bitch?"
I'm the Bloody Mary of the oppressed.
Do you know what I mean?
- [Man] It all started when my mom--
- Yes.
- Met my dad-- - Oh my gosh.
- [Man] Then they fell in love.
- Oh my gosh.
- And then they had me.
Hi, my name's Seth, and my life
is pretty gay.
- Great, yes, we love that.
We stand, meme away, you know what, meme the tragedies.
Gays, we turn our problems into memes.
Tragedies?
More like tragememes.
Am I right, you fucking gays?
Am I fucking right?
♪ Oh ♪
- All the straight people died in 2014
due to Barack Obama killing them and replacing them
with spies that are now watching us.
Straight people work for the NRA.
- What?
Don't tell them that.
Don't blow their secrets like that, bitch, damn.
(people humming)
First of all, I just love the gum chewing in the beginning.
- Mark the dumbstruck in the place.
- Dear go to bottom, squat. - What?
- You should-- - Shut the fuck up,
Heather, you stupid-ass bitch.
I saw you see my man last.
I thought we all noticed, you bitch.
- Hey, I'm sorry girl.
♪ Dang, dang, diggity dang, dang ♪
- Oh my gosh.
Oh!
- [Man] Demonetize, demonetize, demonetize, demonetize,
demonetize, demonetize, demonetize, demonetize.
- So tired.
Great, wholesome content.
- The gays for the gays for the gays.
I fell in love with my straight best friend.
- Yep.
- For the gays, for the gays, for the gays.
- I keep getting kicked out of the girls' bathroom.
- Ooh!
- For the gays, for the gays, for the gays.
- My mom thinks that I want to be a guy.
- For the gays, for the gays, for the gays.
- Wow.
- Me and my ex got a cat three days after we started dating.
- For the gays, for the gays, for the gays!
- (laughing) Wow, the gays, that's what I'm telling you,
tragedies into memes.
That's our culture.
Tragememes.
We make tragememes profitable.
You know, that's me, that's my life. (laughing)
- Santa gave me a bargain.
I gave your husband pubic lice.
(object thudding)
- What?
Oh my gosh, this is weird.
What is TikTok?
Someone please explain to me what TikTok is.
So far to me, all I'm seeing is that you can literally make
whatever the hell you want on this website.
Sometimes, some of 'em will stick,
and sometimes some of them won't.
It's just like a free for all
of just posting random bullshit.
For example, I literally just posted this.
Does this have dairy in it?
And as of right now, it has 692.3 thousand views.
I am exhausted, exhausted from all of this fame, bitch.
I swear to God, you know what I mean?
Like I don't know how Beyonce does it.
- Why do we keep doing that?
My body is going this way, I'm like,
"No, I'm fucking, I'm fucking trying to straighten it down."
This thing keep going, I woop, like don't go, doop.
What the fuck? - Wow.
Ah!
♪ Rise ♪
- Copyright, copyright, copy, ooh, ooh! (laughing)
I wasn't ready.
Wait, oh.
(electronic music)
We'll take it, we'll take it, you know, ah!
- [Man] Demonetize, demonetize, demonetize.
- There we go.
Shut up.
More gays being gay over copyrighted music.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo, woo, woo.
Okay, wait, ah!
I don't want to get up anymore, bitch.
That's all you get.
♪ Shine, rise ♪
- How many have I done?
What have we learned so far, kids?
Lesbians after they slit their eyebrows.
Okay, great, is that a lesbian thing?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know that.
Try?
(ethereal music)
Oh, oh.
Oh my God, oh my God.
So lesbians, what we learned from this TikTok is
if you want to fly away from the bullshit,
slit your mother-fucking eyebrow.
Slit your mother-fucking eyebrow,
and you're suddenly United Airlines.
I don't know, I don't know the rules.
I didn't make 'em.
You saw proof.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ah, oh you can't even, there it goes.
♪ Dang, dang. ♪
Okay, someone sent me an actual compilation on YouTube.
Gay TikToks for when you feel straight.
I
have that feeling sometimes, actually,
now that I think about it.
So I think we're gonna react to this,
and then we're just gonna call it a day.
I don't know how long this video's gonna be.
I'm sorry.
You guys literally have sent me like pounds upon pounds
of TikToks, meaning I should probably invest more
in TikToks, 'cause that seems to be where y'all are going.
So watch the fuck out because you're gonna see a lot more of
♪ Ooh, wow, ooh wow, wow, ooh wow, wow, oh yeah ♪
♪ It cannot make, oh, pick a side, pick a side ♪
♪ Do you like fucking girls, or do you like fucking guys ♪
♪ I like both ♪
- Wow, my anthem.
♪ F-R-I-E-N-D-S ♪
I am gay.
♪ So don't go look at me with that ♪
- So okay, let me, let me, let me get it straight.
So you were about to, what?
Okay, a what, okay, a what, oh, no.
What?
Memes are starting to go like,
"Schwoop, that's what happens."
That's what happens when you pass that mark.
It's nothing but downhill and depression from here.
Once I lose my dad's benefits,
once I hit that sweet age of 26, ooh child,
she might be selling heroin on the side.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
- Listen up, ladies.
My third husband just died, and you know what that means.
It's time to party!
Ha, ha, ha!
- What is Tiks on the Tok, bitch?
What is it?
You know what, I think I'm done.
I think I can't do this.
It's like you can only watch TikToks to a certain point,
and then all you're doing is just staring blankly
at a screen.
Am I the only one.
I don't know, guys, I'm 22, I'm 22, I'm 22.
Gays are everywhere on the internet, from TikTok to Vine,
or used to be on Vine.
All right, P.E. bitch.
To memes, to memes, remember that, remember that,
I used to be a meme.
Please don't forget that.
That pay is my rap.
What did we learn today, kids?
Comedy may be tragedy with time, but for the gays,
comedy is ongoing tragedy that we just laugh at
because we can't change shit by ourselves.
What?
♪ Dang, dang. ♪
When life hands you lemons, just make lemonade.
You know, I'm probably not the best person
at motivational speech or the best person to solve
or give you advice, but all I can say is,
when life throws you curve balls,
when life hands you lemons,
when the world is not treating you fairly,
the least you can do is find happiness,
joy, and laughter somewhere.
Those emotions come from your mind,
and if you can find a way to hack into your mind
and access those emotions,
I think you can go through life easier.
Things can get better as long as you find a way
to push through the bullshit you're going through now,
making memes out of tragedies.
When life hands you bullshit,
take the power from those people
and show them you cannot be budged.
You know, it's why I do what I do.
You know, there's so many people,
so many negative human beings,
or as YouTube likes to call them, "bad actors"
that will do or say whatever they can
to try to take power over you.
And the best thing you can do is not let them get
that power by not giving them the response that they want.
Hence why I wire myself to find hate,
to be so cute, like thanks for the attention, bitch,
I don't know why you're trying to give it to me,
but like, thank you.
You know, 'cause if the storyline is gonna focus on me
and what I do, then bitch,
I'm gonna control that fucking storyline.
I'm not gonna give you the benefit of controlling
how I'm gonna feel about shit.
So I'm literally going to laugh and move on with my life.
It's a mantra I live on, and you know what,
I think it's time I need to start sharing it with you guys.
Comment down below.
Where were you when you had your first watermelon?
I
was existing.
My name is Mack, and don't forget to like, comment, share
on the screen.
Ah!
Bitch.
♪ Dang, dang, diggety dang, dang ♪