top of the morning to you laddies my
name is jacksepticeye and welcome to
pigeon simulator I saw this on Twitter
ages ago and I was really excited for it
to come out I was waiting for a demo I
was waiting for something just so I
could dig my little pigeon feet into and
now boss the studio's same people who
did I am fish I am Brad all of that
stuff they this is part of their new
prototype range and I'm really excited
to film pigeon with a bread in the space
okay I don't know what I do in this game
apparently it's even up to four players
what the Jesus is happening in this
picture and why is it so warm in my room
oh Jesus I'm right into it okay feeling
lost yes I have no idea how I got here
at this time in my life in you two okay
there's a nest over there need sticks
alright there's nests everywhere that
needs sticks I like how we have patient
vision I don't know a patient vision is
but I'm glad that exists okay how do I
do anything oh god I just shout out an
egg on people but I get pee all over
them you are starving how did you know
all right where do I get food I'm just
gonna attack people you can find food
close to bins alright ah there we go
he did grab stuff as I'm going yes I got
it but how do I stop I'm not Jesus here
we go
I hate a little bit and the best vision
I can jump I'm so cute they just lay
eggs here Oh everyone be nice to me okay
ah God geez I I haven't had any training
in this okay sword on out excellent
amazing landing we just attack people
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Dead or Alive you're coming with me okay
bye
i straight-up just mugged someone I see
him another victim another lamb for the
slaughter
come here Baldy ow okay come on this is
the best feature of this game all right
you're going up in the chimney I'm
putting you up here you don't have any
choice but to deal with it okay hold on
hold on hold on I need to yeah
down you go
oh god this feels like this feels like
2016 YouTube again this is so fun Jesus
did you get any human run over oh please
tell me that was the guy who just
slapped me Oh No Oh fine I'll get him
out of the street
who's more heartless the pigeon - put
him here and kill them or the people who
didn't want to pick up his body
afterwards I think that says a lot about
humanity that says a lot of our society
okay here you go dinner served I killed
another spy just can't stop killing
people I'm addicted to it ow okay I'm on
a mission right now to get sticks look
there I got one all right now pigeon
vision guide me home I need to put it in
this nest right here but how do I do
said thing
it just did it again oh I'm gonna lay
some eggs and my progeny are gonna rule
the world who laid eggs oh I'm sorry I
just fired it out a bunch of eggs Mickey
D's that's not Mickey D's it's KFC that
means I'm eating chicken oh yeah you're
gonna want that coffee oh yeah he pieces
of trash your petition I'm eating the
trash that I am I'm a lesser form of
being thanks Gabe
finally a game I can relate to finally a
game that speaks my language ah they
have the goat the goat from goat
simulator oh that's fun I like that I
like when developers show each other
some fun and respect towards each
other's properties I like that a lot
okay time to eat so their happy meal
it's cheery meal I have big plans again
I can make a nest at the very top of
this thing and I don't know why you
haven't been doing it cuz that's a great
idea this is a much better place for a
nest
okay can I lay eggs yes so many eggs
wait can they lay more can you guys
hatch I want to see what happens I want
to take over the world with pigeons
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I just lay more what's the point
oh wait I have objectives in France the
park in fest the plaza in fest the
factory maybe you have to sit on my eggs
yeah I have to sit on my eggs cuz I'm a
pigeon idiot what else was I supposed to
do fly around this is what pigeons do
can't wait to have more pigeons I'm
gonna have pigeons everywhere I'm gonna
have an army of pigeons that are gonna
come in and they're all gonna be like
swoop in and take your to paint yeah Oh
gross okay they need food hey hey you
stop it I'm a mother I have ten kids
you're an [ __ ]
okay do you guys need this did I do it
oh wait maybe I can feed them human that
didn't work Algie oh oh oh this pigeons
almost don't for guys damn it I got my
pigeon killed all right the big boy
balls are on and we're going for at this
time k-mers enough messing around
this is pigeon simulator you know what
the pigeons are gonna solve the climate
crisis the pigeons are just gonna come
out here and plant all the trees
themselves pigeons love team trees take
oh hush hush little ones who shush
Mama's here see I can be a pigeon oh
wait
I don't give them food I puke the food
and so mama does Mama's gotta eat first
though mama's got a hound down and I'm
Mac in Mickey D's I don't know I don't
know what I do from there I don't know
what the button is to puke all over my
children it's also a sentence I never
thought I'd have to say wait a second
can i oh hell yeah skateboard pigeon oh
it doesn't bring me along do you
thinking me now humans idiots stop it
ooh that's what this is oh I thought
that was P cuz I'm just puking all over
them yeah all right here you got my
babies oh my god you're gonna bleed me
dry this is gonna work this time
ha ha ha yes rise my brother's the
fidgeting happens now this is just this
is untitled goose game for pigeons
I am pigeon yes I can hear them destroy
the world already the honking happens
now brothers alright time to infect the
factory they're not even going I see a
coming I'm gonna put a halt to this city
okay P Britain shat on all over the
place and I love it okay my pigeons are
almost ready just a little bit more food
I got this I got this
ouch eat up real fast real fast stop
stop stop
pigeon man away well I guess it's
actually just regular pigeon okay ooh
some stuff gives me a pink thing I don't
know what that means but I'm excited
about it
I eat a bagel or a donut oh yeah bagels
are just unsweetened donuts change my
mind y'all know I'm right sorry for this
hot take pigeon brothers rise they
honking is now the cooing is now take
their forklifts and destroy their
society
just regular pigeon oh it was in the
plaza that they were getting Oh
exterminators come how am I supposed to
do about it
how am I supposed to take on a van
do a drop a human on it that's gonna
work I have high hopes for this under
attack brothers [ __ ]
he's setting fire to my nest well they
don't need the nest anymore come here
eat his brains oh my god I broke him
he's stuck in the fence now okay
no eat him eat bits of him yeah eat him
all right I'm gonna make an example oh
dear
see this van you see this then you die
god damn it I starve to death somebody
burning my nest again are you serious I
didn't even give me a warning come here
oh here we go what's that dude doing
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okay I can ouch ow ow stop the hell are
we supposed to do have to Oh God okay
hold on children mommy's coming
mommy seven feet chicks I'm making my
way back making my way downtown flying
fast [ __ ] pass I'm a pigeon do it
it it it it okay mommy's here mommy's
here yes eat the yellow eat the slime I
will murder you how do you feel murdered
yet [ __ ] murder you there you
martyred ow I hurt myself in my
confusion is this enough for you guys
yes yes yes yes infest the park this is
really this is all coming together now
okay get the get the proper food yes dad
this is a really hard game to play solo
this one's red what does that mean but I
just eat spicy food okay I tried to I
tried to jump to the other table that
didn't work how am I supposed to do this
oh I'm full Oh first time that's
happened I got full and then i splooged
all over everything
oh my god I broke the wall I didn't even
know you could do that okay lay eggs
nice no wait you're under attack but
you're not dead yet okay okay I'm just
waiting for this I'm waiting for this
I'm sorry hold on a little longer buds
I've never been so invested in pigeons
before okay no this should be easy to do
because it starts at a high bar hell
yeah that'll teach him
hahaha excellent okay it says I answered
to protect the nest by destroying their
van can I destroy your van with with
eggs
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I don't know and now I'm gonna be
starving goddamn it
exterminators cleared out of the park oh
yeah okay last area oh we're going to do
this let's teach on cunning begins now
the cooing the cooing doesn't have the
same ring to it
the honking is way cooler okay you can
do this mama bird fill those bad boys up
yes and fast old town is that all of
them infest the park and fester factory
I did those the nests got destroyed well
[ __ ] my dick oh ah I can actually aim
that's good I can also die of starvation
as always that's epic not die in a
starvation every time I get so close to
putting down the very last thing an
exterminator comes along and destroys -
I really want to know what those purple
frickin barrels do how dare you attack
my nest a-hole
Oh pigeon kiddo oh there's another one
under attack god damn it
I just straight-up kill that guy without
even trying okay good and I need to feed
chicks over here this is the last one
for [ __ ] sake I know I'm supposed to be
destroying vans and all that jazz but
honestly I don't really know how the
game works
so I'm just gonna play it my way and
you're just gonna have to deal with that
you're okay with that
you came with that you big baby yes yes
yes yes yes yeah the best pigeon
congratulations your pigeon and children
have infested the city humanity gulping
it deserved
pigeons have taken over when you look
outside your window and you see a pigeon
flying by for now on you won't just
looking go huh
stupid pigeon you're look at it and
think oh dear god no oh right here well
that does it for pigeon bread face ah
really neat little game a little tedious
and a little annoying but that's only
because I was playing on my own and you
can support up to four players so I
think if you got any played with some
friends this would actually be super
funny because you could fly around and
you could just all interact you can have
one person like on the nest where the
other person goes and fills up and then
once the eggs are hatched she come in a
puke all over them and then you would
rise faster than ever I didn't really
get some of the mechanics I know I had
to destroy the fans but didn't know how
to do it and sometimes trying to try to
grab things and destroy them and
smacking into them and all that kind of
stuff sometimes it ended up just hurting
you more than figuring out what was
going on so I didn't want to hurt my
pigeon too much because I kept dying all
the time so I wasn't trying to destroy
things as much as I probably should have
but all I know is that pigeons are
fearful creatures and they can stick
their heads and bread and destroy the
world I don't know what else to tell you
but anyway thank you guys for watching
it if you liked it and if you love
pigeons and you want to be prepared for
revolution don't forget to like the
video because if you don't a pigeon is
going to come to your house and it's
gonna [ __ ] all over your bed I don't
make the rules that's just the way it is
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all ears oles but until then the honk
earning is now brothers
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