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[clap] So [clap] funny [clap] it's [clap] true!
Or... [clap] So [clap] true [clap] it's [clap] funny!
... Relatable memes...
[laughs] OMG! I'M LAUGHING SO HARD!!! L-O-L i'm crying! OMG I can't breathe!
[crickets]
We all do this...
It ain't that funny, it was really funny in my head...
May brain lit up and, "OMG I can't breathe!"
That's what it feels like in my brain... in my head.
When I say that... [laughs]
I mean, if something's really funny...
I'll chuckle... I'll be like, "heh"...
But like a chuckle in real life is like a Caps, "LMAO"
Help! My boyfriend and I want to do. "The monkey dance..."
But he says he can't wear a condom because he says that he's too big for them.
I don't want to get pregnant...
What should I do?
Too big you say? [mmm] You tellin' me he's bigger than a grown man's arm? No, see, they hella stretch!
They stretch over people's heads!
He lyin'!
Girl you better run...
Ain't [clap] no one [clap] too [clap] big!
And the reason they got magnums, is so the guy can like flex...
They all stretch the same!
Waiter: "And for you?" Me: After rehearsing in my head for 15 minutes, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Can I get a chimichangas?"
Why is me every time I go to Starbucks?
It's like, I order the same thing every single time I go!?
When they ask me what I want i'm like, "Uhhhhhhhh"
"Give me a second."
"Can I get the... uhhhhhhhh"
"Passion Chango treinta tea unsweetened...
"Will that be all?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Hold on..."
Dead ass though....
I don't know what I want...
When the dishwasher nasty, but you gotta put your hands in to let the water out!
Ooooh... No I hate this part. This is why I don't do dishes...
Like any other chore... I'm okay with, but dishes... naw
When you put your hand in...
I'll let all that nasty doo doo water and food that's been sitting there for the past week. mhh No, thank you.
I'm sorry i'm late...
I sat on my better the towel for an hour staring at the wall. ME... Oh, you know
What's better than sitting on your bed on a towel after you shower sleeping in your bed in a towel after you shower?
That's what I do
That is the best just laying down knocking out and then wake it up. Like what year is it every night?
I'm like, I have exactly five hours
32-minute at 53 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep in two minutes. Yeah, man. I gotta calculate my sleep
I gotta make sure I get my eight hours. You know eight hours is not enough every time I get eight hours. I'm exhausted
I really need ten hours, but I try to fall asleep so I can like wake up and get eight hours
It's like a mental thing for me if I get five hours of sleep
I'm like I start panicking before I even go to sleep like, oh my god. I'm not gonna have enough sleep
I'm gonna feel terrible the whole day and I won't be able to accomplish anything
Assuming I accomplished something with eight hours me at parties
You know
The only reason I go to parties like the twitch party YouTube party for tonight party is food if there's not food
I don't want to go what's the point like bro outlets which party like you got people walking around with like mini hors d'oeuvres like
Skewers of meat shrimp cocktail little mini desserts, you know, I'll be there or at the fort night party
They've literally got trucks of in and out a bunch of like pizza stands
Beignet so much food that I couldn't eat by the way
And it was all free like all-you-can-eat in and out everything for free. Do y'all ever discover a new song?
That's realy good good
so you have to do it like 30 times in a row and then you get mad at yourself because you played it out and
You're sick of it. I try so hard not to do this. I'm like, okay, I really like the song
I'm only gonna listen to it a couple of times and then a couple more times later and then the next day I hate this
Song and then I'm mad because I have to find another song. I'm gonna go to sleep early this week meet Tuesday at 3 a.m
Me every single day for the past two three years. Today's the day. I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna go to sleep early. and Fix my sleep schedule. Wake up early. run some errands today's a day
It's been two years . me
I need to get a lot of work done also me but I can make a tiny coat hanger with this paperclip
me trying to
Procrastinate instead of working like look at many hair bands like it fit on my finger back to work when you're hungry
But really lazy so you rather just lay in bed and starve. I mean if I'm already in bed, and I'm already comfy
I'll just wait till I wake up then I'll get food cuz I'll rather sleep
What about you guys? Comment below would you rather sleep or would you rather go get food?
See, I mean if you already comfy snug as a bug in a rug in bed
Why would you get up when you check the time at work at 3:00 p.m. And you check three hours later, and it's
3:21 p.m hm hm hm
See if you keep checking the time is gonna go by so slow if you just don't check the time the whole day
It'll go by so quick. Like I never check the time
I never care what time it is and it always goes by so quick. Okay, maybe the time used to slow down
Maybe I need to start checking it cuz it's got way too fast
Like my life is just like flashing before my eyes like, okay
you can stop now when your boss comes around the corner and you grab the closest thing around you to make it look like you're
working
Me all the time everytime sausage walks into my room better pull out final cut. Yes
I have been editing the past three and a half hours. (same ) Definitely not watching. Dr. Phil videos
Definitely not rule 34. Mmm
no, honestly hate when people don't believe my exaggerations like yeah, I did wait for weeks for the bus once just fuck off
Yeah, I've been sitting here for like five days waiting to do this video
you know some things they just take a long time and
Unreasonably amount of time to stay at home cuz I have no friends starter pack
Well, it's not even I have no friends, but I rather do this by myself
I mean who wouldn't want to sleep?
Who would I want to eat and surf the web who would I want to go on their phone and fall asleep?
Who would I want to watch YouTube videos by themselves on the couch. Dead ass though. Sometimes you need this
I feel like going out a lot
Exhausts me like I am mentally and physically exhausted by like going out and interacting with people
Is it just me or does that happen to you guys too? Oh, my chest is soft. I moisturize
Snapchatting when you're ugly. I mean you could use a filter. I feel like filter fixes anything
You could be the ugliest person in the world. I don't care if you put a snapchat filter on -that sh#@ so strong
It's like +500
Attractive point but put it on a filter. It makes everyone cute it make thanos Look cute. ( dying laugh)
My god bro, look at him. You telling me he don't look cute as hell
But someone says tell me about yourself, but you have no idea who you are. I just be like hmm
I like sleeping eating and playing video game 2 are necessary functions you need to do to live
That's me when you leave your house feel like you af But catch yourself in the shock window
I realize your existence is a huge mistake. This happens to me. Okay, not Windows
I feel like I look good in a mirror, but my phone thinks otherwise, I don't know what it is
Some people have hella photogenic iPhone cam. It just does not work for me. No bit@# sorry
You really ugly when you confidently blurred out an answer in class and it's wrong
af I was always terrified of this happening. So I never did it. I am risking it like think about it
everybody's just gonna laugh at you like
Idiot, and they ruthless out there the teacher probably even laugh at you. Call me a puss but mmm I wasn't risking it
I wasn't one of those people that would yell out things in class
I was just always too scared like even if I wanted to I just wouldn't I'm like this banana
I'm ugly. But my pursonality Is on point why are you gonna roast the banana like that? That ain't even ugly?
That's what a good wholesome ripe banana looks like and on the inside. Okay you smooth
you all pretty but you look like any other banana bad meme is bad when you only wanted to get a few things off your
Chest but two decades worth of anger comes out Me sauseage got into this really heated argument
then I had to bring up that time a few months ago when he left the freezer open just a little bit and he
Left it open all night, and then I went downstairs
It was all like super cold and icy on the floor next to the freezer
I was so pissed I'm like you fuck'n up my freezer made me angry
Okay, when you about asleep and hear a noise downstairs, but you don't gotta pay student loans if your dead
un Bothered I lokey used to think like this. like umm
I'm okay with dying right now when you try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing your heart rate with no changes in
Exhaustion. Oh why why does this happen to me?
Every time I drink coffee
Like it makes me feel so terrible like I'm waiting for the energy and it never happened and then I just end up feeling exhausted
And sick, but sometimes it works. What am I doing wrong coffee experts?
Let me know when everyone finally hates the bit@# you hate it from the start
Relatable. Oh, that's the best what your friends hate the same people you hate
I mean if you don't hate the same people, I hate you. Can't be my friend
It's just how it is when you say the right answer in class
and the person beside you says it louder and gets credit for it
Damn, shoulda said it louder but why y'all stealin my (can't tell) when y'all both waiting on the other person to apologize first Oh
me and sausage dead-ass over the stupidest
Stupidest argument like we fight over the dumbest s#!t
We went a whole week without talking to each other just sitting in our room for one of us to apology
when you've done a boss job of cleaning your room and you call your mom to see Oh
Every single time I clean my room I go stand on top of the stairs. Hello family
Everybody come upstairs and see my room. My mom would come upstairs and be like Oh,
Good job. You did so good and I be like oh thank you is nothing it's a big deal
When she's your girl versus when you break up?
Okay, see girls and guys when they're in a long-term relationship. They get a little too comfortable
You know, starts to let yourself go a little bit but it's like when y'all break up. Okay, I got to do my makeup
I got a little cute
I'm gonna go out even if I'm just gonna go out and get groceries
like
You know gotta look cute gotta let you know what you're missing out on
Like you let this go me checking my bank account and calling my friends to make plans anyway
Not relatable cuz I usually pay for my friends So. when someone I don't like sis next to me
Are you lost Man get out You're not allowed in this vicinity but any ways thats all guys that's all for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this video
I hope some of these were relatable if they were make sure you hit that like button
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