My name's Keith Lemon. I'm wearing a Vivienne Westwood hat. It's not a Pharrell hat. it's
a Vivienne Westwood hat. Hopefully, I'll make it my own, and it'll become a Keith Lemon
hat and then Pharrell will stop wearing it.
Nicely done. Now the Brits, this must be a very important night for you because you're
very into music. You released a single.
Yes, it got to number 23, which is not bad because I had no record behind me, so I think
that's pretty good. But music's important to me it speaks all sorts of language and
translates to different countries. I have nothing to do with it, so I can sit here and
just enjoy myself. I don't have to worry that Ant and Dec's going to beat me again.
Are you surprised that you weren't nominated for Upcoming, Breakthrough?
-Best Hair. -Breakthrough Artist.
I think I'm nominated for Best Hair. Oh no, that's Smash Hits Poll Winners Awards,
isn't it? They don't do that anymore. I wish they would bring Smash Hits back. Um, no. I'm surprised
that I'm here. Each year, when I get invited I think yes! I'm still relevant! They invite
me, and I sit on the ITV table, and just go look! There's Katy Perry. What we do, we have
a game to see if we can get eye contact with whoever is on stage, and I always win because
it's easy to just shout abuse. I can remember with Cheryl. Cheryl was presenting an award
once, Cheryl Cole. And I just went Cheryl you, %$^&*". And she looked straight down
at me, and I went I love you. So it's best, if you just shout abuse, then you get their
eye contact.
If you ever play that game. There's a tip.
We love that game. We play it all the time. In the office. Who would you love just to
get on stage and jam with?
You.
Apart from me.
Ummm... Katy Perry. Yeah, I love Katy Perry, so yeah. You know when she does that last
Friday night... That song. When she's like a geeky character. I'd like to come on
like in drag, but a geeky drag sort of thing. That character that she did in that video.
That'd be fun.
Now Beyonce's performing tonight.
Yeah, I didn't even know until I was on my way in. I heard it on the radio. Because she
was supposed to be here last year, and she wasn't because I think she had an ingrown
toenail or something.
And when she gets on stage, she's Sasha Fierce as you know.
Yeah, I know about that sort of mode where you switch characters and stuff.
Now, if she's Sasha Fierce. What would Keith Lemon, what would he say his alter ego is?
She's Sasha Fierce. I'd just go here. I've got a Nando's black card. Do you want to come
to Nando's with me? I'll get you some chicken, and then you come back to my house and I £$%^&*. Oosh.
Yeah, you want some of that? Yeah, you silky little minx.
-She'll be all over you. -Yeah, I know. I know. I know.
-That would be amazing. -Yeah, I know.
Now, we love the Brit Awards, but we also love the after parties, don't we?
Yeah, we love those the most, don't we? And we try to go to as many as we can. Where are
you going?
I don't know, but where are you going?
I think I'm going to the Sony party first, and wherever Caroline Flack drags me.
And what's your technique? So you get to the room.
I just go there, and I go yeah. It's me from Celebrity Juice which is back on telly on
March 13th, but there's a Celebrity Juice Ant and Dec special on the 20th, which is
Thursday night. Tomorrow. That's what I say, and then they let me in. Which is amazing.
Because I could never say... In the past, I used to go in the fire exit, but now I can get in.
Do you go straight for the bar?
Yeah, go sit there with Rita Ora, put my hand around her. Alright love, how's it going?
Your hair looks nice.
And what is she like?
She's lovely, yeah. Lovely, lovely girl.
So Celebrity Juice, very exciting. Who have you got on this season?
I never know the guests. Everyone on Twitter always goes who's on? And I go I don't book
the guest, I don't book the guests. But I know we've got Pixie Lott. We've got Sam Bailey.
We've got Ricky Wilson from The Voice. Hopefully, he'll bring Kylie. And what are you laughing for?
I'm not joking. I'm not joking. They're the only names that I know, and I think we
might... We're doing a Big Reunion special, so some Big Reunion people will be on.
I said I want to do an 80s special and get Adam Ant on because I saw him on This Morning, and
I thought he came across really well and he did his live performance really good.
Who was the person that you imagine to be not very jokes, but turned out to be really jokes?
Tinie Tempah. Well, he's just really cool. Isn't he? But you know what you meet him,
and he's a lovely fellow. And yeah, he's coming on Juice. And I'm always impressed by his
jackets. He's always got really nice jackets on.
He really rocks the style.
Yeah, I think he's a British style icon. That's what he is. Him and me. Him and me are style. Totes. Totes.
Will you be tracking down Pharrell tonight?
If I pass him while I go to the toilet for a poo, I'll say hello. Yeah.
-Nicely done. -I'll go I like your hat.
Where'd you get that hat from? Vivienne Westwood. So did I.
Ow! We love it!