DIY is an abbreviation for do-it-yourself, a genre that's exploded over the past few years on the Internet.
DIWhy is um...
Is a very clever play on words.
Do you guys get it?
And uh, DIWhy applies to many things, DI why would you do this?
DI why is it popular?
DI why did my wife leave me?
DI why am I alive?
All kinds of possibilities, and today I'm gonna be adding to my superiority complex by making fun of things.
Uh, relentlessly like everyday for y--
Yeah.
Okay I'm just here in the document, um I'm.. I'm gonna have a look at this one that I saved.
It's already been deleted.
It's probably stolen, taken down for a copyright strike.
That's brilliant, honestly.
*shitty DIY music playing*
Okay, okay. Survival situation, you are out in the wilderness, nnnnnot a single...
artifact of human civilization of for miles around.
The temperature...
*fwoosh*
is lowering, you're getting cold. You need a fire if you want to survive.
Okay?
So what do you do?
Um...
What you do is you get your food source, the food th--
the food that you need to live, and you burn it!
And you also make a fire hazard out of it.
That is the BEST course of action in this...
forest setting, full of wood and twigs and kindl--
B u r n t h e c h i p s
Thank you Instagram life hacks, I'm so glad you've taught me how to die.
*music*
*stomach growls*
*ding*
*silly music*
* z o o m*
*serene music*
Okay, now that my dudes...
is how you survive in the wild.
You're welcome, when the zombie apocalypse hits, you know who to come to.
We've got 15 life hacks for your gadgets. Let's go!
*typical trash DIY music*
Okay, okay, let me ask you are you a gamer?
Nah, nah, you think you're a gamer.
But unless you have a...
Unless you have a flamingo mouse?
I don't think you count, buddy.
Obviously it's so practical, I'm sure it's really comfortable in the hand having feathers on your mouse.
You know, w-why aren't manufacturers making feathered mice, I don't understand?
*more trash DIY music*
Excuse me, what?
Hey, what if like, uh,
*i n h a l e*
What if... there was like a phone case, and it was an ear.
It was a big ear, so it looks like you have a big ear when you hold it up to your f--
I think that'd be really cool.
*iNhAle*
That'd be really cool, man.
*DIY music*
Rubber bands? Nah. Nah. Nah dude, you broke bruh.
Uh, you big [unintelligable].
*more Royalty Free stock music*
Okay, okay chief you've made a butt plug is what you've made.
Like you're going out with the boys right, you're goin' out with the boys, some...
*the noise of discomfort*
I'm.. I'm keepin it together.
Right, so you're going out with the boys.
You're having a few drinks, right?
Um, you...
For.. for some reason, you want to save this for later.
Uh....
and so,
you just whip out your butt plug,
and....
*sigh/scoff*
*laughing*
What the f[censored] is this?
*visible screaming*
What's the situation where it's useful, like...
What, you open up a beer, you have half of it...
What... why'd you need to close it? You put it back in the fridge or you just drink it.
Pussy ass bitch.
What's worse? You lose half a beer or you pull out a butt plug looking thing in front of all your friends
*bad Royalty Free music*
It didn't even work!
Wha?
*laughs*
Why did you upload this?
Right, so you have this awesome idea, it's like hey, dude, what if we got a bunch of matches and put popcorn on it
And then lit the matches, bro it'd be so cool! It didn't work. But you mortgaged your house to get...
to afford all the matches so, you know, y-- you might as well get your money back, but it somehow got 8--
800,000 views anyway, so you know, what do I know?
Okay now for this series, I open up an email that you guys can send bad DIY life hacks this or that to
T-- to make me not have to work, y'know?
That's uh, diwhysubmit@gmail.com, thank you very much.
One of you sent me this unlisted video, SidewaysJester, and....
majestic individual.
*big cough*
*strange mouth noise* aaaah
So it's just a guy hitting a vape, um, going a-and...
Putting something in his humidifier. Is that a humidifier?
I probably called it the wrong thing and I'll be bullied on my subreddit for it
thats just how it be. But then he does this then he sniffs the the water vapor. So yeah
He jus-- he just survives on a vape diet and also the actual...
state of your room, f-- fix this buddy.
Make like Jordan Peterson and -
- clean up your room.
Anyway, I just thought I'd share that with you, just...
Mainly to plug the email, but also to show you this funny man doing a funny thing.
*bad stock music*
("useful")
No way!
*vigorous snapping*
No. No, um... no.
Right, so you put a piece of coal in peanut butter, put the peanut buttered up coal into ice...
Makes a crystal, ehh!
Who needs to strip mine for diamonds. Am I right fellas?
Ehhh?
Was that a joke?
And I did some research on it
That's right, research, on the Slazo channel.
Um, something I haven't done since that Gru video and this research mainly included
Looking up online if it worked or not. That was basically it.
And I found a video of this...
absolute legend who went and tried it and um, basically, in short....
No, it... it doesn't work.
Right so life hacks have gone, um, here's the evolution, it's uh, helpful little tip that'll help you in your daily life, right?
Then those became a bit dry. We needed something a bit more so they went for
things that are useless, but you can do if you want to, I mean, you know, it's.. it's possible.
And then, natural evolution
Um, just lying just just straight up lying. You know, who cares even?
I bet this is made by some like evil genius somewhere who just makes real looking fake life hacks and just
puts them out there for people to steal and share and re-steal and re-share
And re-steal and re-share.
So that eventually we have a video with 11 million views.
That's just... that that's just not true, it just doesn't work
*DIY music*
Wow.
Wow, that's really incredible.
Hey, did you know that you can balance things on.. on.... on other things?
This is awesome, this is epic and then all the comments are just
OMG great. Fantastic posts. Wow really cool
Thanks, Kanye.
Amazing. Wo. Love. Nice. Cool. Nice. Emoji. Cool. Fantastic. Fantastic. Wow. Fantastic. Fantastic. Awesome.
They're all real.
Yeah, and just three in a row from this one person. I like that.
And they're all from other DIY
food... account, life hack....
They're...
They're either all fake or all just self-promotion
But like, it's the worst self promotion.
And this account, tasty.bae has 1.8 million....
I guess the self promotion works
somehow.
What if we put the USB... inside the Oreo?
No, no other rhyme a reason that's.. that's it
Like it's not even a life hack, wi--
with some of the other ones except for the ones that just lie to you like there's at least something there even if it's
Inconvenient even if it's this, even if it's that but this one is just hey
You can put the USB stick inside the Oreo
Like yeah. Yes, you can
You can do that, that's true
But how did you know that if you have a coffee cup and if you have a phone?
You can put the phone inside the coffee cup.
*proceeds to fail*
My phones too big but pretend it's a smaller phone, right?
Like the phone could be in here
uh
and you could like play music on the phone and it would be coming like out of the cup and
And the look on everyone's face would be so awesome actually know that that makes sense that explains it
um like a month ago or something. There were there are a bunch of news articles about how in Australia somebody had been putting the
needles in
Strawberries and apples and other kinds of fruits. Well that explains it. It's just a life hack, dude
You could put the needle in the fruit. No one would expect it the look in their face
Would be amazing.
*more Royalty Free*
ok
We're beginning it with a bang just no context paint on your face, you know, um
What is this the music video
sOmEboDy tHat I uSed tO kNoW?
I give myself nightmares - don't worry
*some more classic bops*
Ooh
The crafty I've got um
That does not look good. Unless you're going for something really specific like you run a like a very
rustic themed kind of cafe and you need some some more rough looking walls unless it's that um,
It kind of looks trash I'm not gonna lie like it's not the worst it's not the dumbest but it's just really really bad taste.
Dude, you could like put cotton inside of the thing and like light on fire
It'd be on fire
What what's a lighter again? And uh one of you sent me like as a file this video?
So, I don't know what channel it's from. I don't know who made it
Um, I really wish I did if one of you recognizes this and kn-knows where it's from, please email me about it
I would love to know who um brought this footage into existence
I would like to um I would like to order a hit on them
It's not even that bad I mean it doesn't end up a work of art
But you know
it's probably tasty right but like
The complete lack of background audio is really uncomfortable. I guess that I guess it has a bit of an ASMR you know,
*Slazo making disgusting noises and gestures*
Appeal but yeah, I'm kind of um, I'm irrationally afraid of this footage. I don't know why it makes me feel how I do
But it does
oh it does
*more c l a s s i c bops*
The level of
Broke you have to be to do it to do this like this isn't 20 18 levels of broke
Nobody is doing this in the year 2018
This is pirates of the Caribbean like, you know, Jack Sparrow making a rope out of his own hair
Which he which didn't actually happen. He didn't actually do that. That was a lie
So I mean so you eat even Jack Sparrow on a desolate island is not broke enough for this. Okay. Let's
Let's let let's cancel five minute crafts or whoever made this. They're all the same, aren't they?
*more stock music*
It's makes me uncomfortable to like
Maybe it works right? Th-there may be the odd comment saying
"Aw slazo it works, don't knock it till you try it peanut butter is the best shaving cream"
you may be right but
No, like if you're shaving with peanut butter you're kind of giving up a bit of humanity, aren't you?
Like like sure may-may-maybe it works right? I'm not sure how well it seems a bit thick for that anyway
Maybe it works. But if you're doing this you're giving your
You're becoming a bit less human
Right, like you're giving away a bit a piece of your soul anyway with um with with these libs truly owned and my existence
Truly questioned
So if you have anything else you want me to see or review or?
Whatever then be sure to email it to DIY submit at gmail.com. That would be
Kind of epic of you to be honest. Anyway, if there's anything else (*incoherent noises of the feral aussie*)
Good outro. Um, anyway, I hope you've enjoyed the video
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Without further adieu. I'll see you in the next one
This time not to masturbate
But instead to appreciate
That is terrible. thats-