- When I was growing up I never thought that,
there'd be a day where I'd be playing with a car for a mouse
and another man's thighs for a jump button.
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- Today we're going to try
some weird AliExpress gaming peripherals
that I found for under $20.
- Wow, cheap.
- Having the newest gaming peripheral isn't
that important to me, but having the name brand is.
- I will just sort by review,
and then buy whatever's the highest review.
- Just trust everyone else. - Yeah.
- I love trying new products, if it's gonna up my game,
or just bring me more joy, I'm about it.
- If it's more expensive,
I immediately assume it's gonna be better, and I buy it.
- Getting a gaming peripheral for 20, under 20 bucks,
would give me pause.
- What I found on AliExpress,
none of this I would choose to buy for myself.
But I'm ready to be pleasantly surprised
with the outcome.
- Yeah, I don't know what we're doing here,
let's check it out.
- Okay, wait, what?
- Okay. - One hand game keyboard.
- Colorful!
- Yeah, you can't skimp on the RGB light
for a gaming peripheral.
- Oh.
- I know, its really,
(laughs)
it's very shaky.
(clatters)
- Like that's just solid.
- Like, oh I'm typing.
- Oh we can't even sign into this computer.
- How do I backspace?
- There's no backspace.
There's no backspace!
(laughs)
- Is your password typeable on this one keyboard?
- No, the first letter is not there.
So, no.
- You would really need another keyboard to do most things,
and then you'd unplug it, and then plug in this keyboard,
just to play your game.
- If it was cheap, I'd buy it.
- It was under $20.
- Hey.
- It is also half of a keyboard.
- Yeah, well you know.
- This is great, but we need a mouse to play.
- Facts. - Whoa!
First of all, we both are seeing a car.
- Oh yeah.
(laughs)
Yeah.
- Isn't that awesome?
- Oh, that is cool.
- I love her!
- Oh, aw man, the wheels don't move.
- It lights up.
(squeals)
- It's a little fast.
There seems like it's a delay, right?
- Oh, I wish that you could also do the thing
where you pull it back and it goes.
- It's like, actually not too bad, as a mouse.
It's like, moving around quite seamlessly.
It's got a little guy here, for the scrolling aspect.
- It's not that bad.
- How does that sound to you?
You seem really into the sounds these things are making.
- Yeah, clicks pretty good, can you hear that?
- That's a great click.
To be fair, these weren't labeled as gaming, that was.
This is not like a gaming peripheral on AliExpress,
I was just like, let's see if we can play a game
with a car.
- Yeah. - And I think we can.
- Okay, should we play a game with these objects?
- We gotta keep our precious eyes protected,
during our long gaming sessions.
- Yes, definitely. - And for that,
we have these.
- Hold on. - I don't hate 'em.
- Hold on.
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- [Producer] Wow.
- Let's see 'em. - Thank you.
- Whoa!
- Oh, good.
(laughs)
Good.
(laughs)
- Wait, they kind of look good on you.
What the hell? - Oh, really?
When you said it looked good, what did you mean?
- What did I
- Okay.
(laughs)
- Yeah, they're high on the forehead.
- There ya go, that, if you put it a little bit lower
on your nose bridge, but you really
- Yeah but, they're not supposed to be on that part
of my nose bridge.
- Okay, grandpa Zach.
- They're not supposed to be on that part of my nose bridge.
- Yes.
Oh, actually - Wait, really?
- Yeah! - No.
- Those aren't bad!
- No, they're not! - Yeah.
- I mean, yeah, they are bad,
And they're supposedly blue blocking,
so they're supposed to like, help your eyes from strain.
And they are like, a little yellow.
There's the style.
- Does this look better actually?
- I feel like the nose bridge part is more
on the right part of your head
when you have them upside down.
- It feels more comfortable like this.
- Okay, so if we're gonna play a game we need a headset.
- Yeah, I wanna talk (beep).
- Definitely better than any other headset out there,
headset.
- Okay.
- Look at it, so small.
- Ugh, the cord.
- We have to plug in the microphone.
- Oh, oh, oh, are these noise canceling?
- I've never seen headsets for gaming
that were earbuds, or anything like this.
- Unless they're just normal earbuds.
- They don't even stay on!
- The microphone's weird.
- Honestly, I think this is okay.
- Yeah, you know, - I have like,
the ear shape for it.
Also, they're like, yeah, they're staying in.
- You kinda look like you're like ready to be
from a call center.
- Uh, hello, how can I help you?
- I already knew we were nerds,
but like you don't need to buy into it, grandpa.
- Okay, okay let me put you on hold for, uh, two hours.
This is terrible.
- So it might seem like we have everything
we need to game.
But you'd be wrong, because what we're missing is
the final product.
- Um, what? - Is this a pillow?
- (laughs) Yeah.
- Isn't it so satisfying?
- Yeah.
- Is this a real enter button,
cause our keyboard doesn't have it?
(screams)
- I really wanna write like, insults to people
with this, ya know?
You know when you're like, you're playing a game,
and like, you're in a mood,
and you're like you stink!
- Why?
- There's tears in my eyes.
Execute order 66!
(screams)
- And then it just says password is incorrect,
cause we don't have enough keys on our keyboard.
- There's literally like a, ah.
- Oh. - Interesting.
- It's literally just a button.
- And then it's just shoved
in between two giant pieces of foam.
- Great.
- I can see it breaking after two hits though.
- Well, do you wanna see how this all works in tandem
to make you the best gamer ever?
- I'd love to, thanks, Jared.
- Let's do it.
- You know what, this isn't bad.
- I don't feel that silly.
- Like, the mouse doesn't suck.
- Yeah, I mean if I went to my friends' house and
he just had this stuff and was like
let's play some games, I'd be like yeah, all right, sure.
- I'd first say why do you hate me?
And then I'd start using it and be like, oh, okay.
- So let's make the enter button do something.
Fire.
- Jump?
No, that's too much.
- Okay, hit.
(laughs)
This is great.
- Alright, I'm gonna help you jump, man.
- Okay, yes, okay, we're moving.
- Wait, press m to bring up the map.
Are we in the circle?
- I don't have m. - Oh no.
- There's no m.
- Oh, that's a problem.
- It's a little hard to keep up, you know?
- Yeah, but like we could adjust sensitivity for the mouse.
- Yeah.
- I feel like all the buttons I need are here except
for the map button.
- Oh is that an m up there?
- There's an m up there, like the number five is an m also,
and also a percentage sign.
But, oh function m, hey, there we go.
- Oh there is an m. - There is an m.
- Wait, wait, wait, there's someone over there.
Did you see that?
- Get me out of here, get me out of here.
Okay, no more jumping.
- Okay, get her.
- Oh. - Get her, hit her.
- Okay, the mouse is, okay, when someone's moving.
- The mouse is too hard. - Yeah.
Yeah, keep jumping, that's how we gonna get killed.
I think we got a hit right?
- I will say this jump, oh no!
Let's just try to, just try to dodge.
- Oh my God, I will say like this jump is like a lot.
It's like it's hard to jump.
Oh, you're gonna get her.
- Thank goodness. - Get outta here.
- Fortnite has changed.
- Did you just see this list of people being destroyed
in the corner here?
- Hey, someone on our team did something.
- Sick, good job Salem.
- They totally muted us.
I feel bad, oh wait
- Okay, (beep), oh sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Jump. - Sorry.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
Where'd he go, where'd he go, where'd he go?
- Wait, this is a computer player, this is a computer.
- Yeah. - This can't be a real person.
There's no way this is a real person.
- Yeah, let's go.
- Oh, survivor medal, let's go.
- 50 players remaining.
- Oh, 50, that's perfect, let's swap.
I'm gonna try it as a foot pedal.
Let me know when you need to jump,
I got my right foot right on it.
- Alright, go ahead, jump.
- Yeah, pretty fun, I feel like I'm actually jumping.
- I wanna like
- Yeah.
- It's so fun to make you jump
by squeezing my legs together.
- Yeah, it works but at what cost?
- At what cost?
I'll tell you what cost, less than 20 bucks.
- I think you murdered a man with a car.
- When I was growing up, I never thought that
there'd be a day where I'd be playing with a car
for a mouse and mini keyboard for a left hand,
and another man's thighs for a jump button.
- Honestly, like this is wild to me.
- Let me know when to kick my leg.
- It feels weird but like honestly,
you don't need the rest of the keyboard,
which is something I'm kinda like shocked about.
- You don't.
- There's one. - Ah.
- Oh, (beep).
Oh, he's breakin' the door.
- Get him, Branden. - Oh, I got one shot.
- You totally hit him.
- No, we gotta survive, we gotta survive.
- It's this guy, it's this person right here.
- Get him, get him.
- Dude, jump me, jump me, jump me.
- You gotta tell me.
Here we go.
(screams)
We got this.
(cheers)
- What the fork, yo.
- The foot jumping works.
- Foot jump, come through, oh, no, no.
- Oh you gotta go! - No, no, no, no, no.
- Let's just run in. - I don't wanna run in.
- You have a shotgun.
- I know, but I also have a sniper rifle, it's blue.
- He's not wrong, you're not wrong.
- I'm not wrong, it's blue, whoa.
- Get in the bush. - Hold up, hold up, hold up.
All right, all right, all right,
oh, there he is, there he is.
All right, I'm gonna snipe him.
- Oh yeah, get him.
- No.
- Oh my gosh, wait, no,
dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
- Get outta there.
No,
wait,
we did it!
(screams)
That's my first victory royale and all I had
to do was use the enter button to kick
and shoot someone once with this car.
- Favorite, I think is this car for me.
It's so cute, it's really fun, and it like works too.
- Honorable mention, the keyboard.
Like yeah, you have to use another keyboard to get
your game started and get your computer started,
and for literally everything else but, playing the game,
just having it off to the side without anything clunky
in the way of my mouse was great.
- You know, for playing on a Volkswagen,
and a half keyboard, you know it wasn't so bad.
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