- Today I'm looking for a random customer
that I could give a free snake to
and a year's worth of free food.
- Hey, Brian, I think I found somebody.
- Looks good.
We had someone that ordered a snake
that only lives about an hour and a half away.
So now I have to see if I can meet up with him
to surprise him with the snake.
- Well, we do have a crew member that lives in your area.
Would you like them to drop it off
instead of worrying about shipping?
- What they don't know is that I'm showing up
with some of our crew.
Okay, let's get on the road.
- Good luck.
- [Brian] There's also one of the coolest pet shops
in Michigan just down the road
from where we're gonna be going,
so we have to stop by and check that out too.
Where did you get that, dude?
- I stole it from the bathroom. Freaking my nose, man.
Change in the seasons. (mellifluous horn)
- Sally was like, "Why did Noah get bathroom tissue?"
She said, "One roll should last him a long time."
(mellow music)
- Get out, get out, get out, get out.
- Holy crap.
I cannot believe you're all actually here.
This is insane.
I just watched your guys video this morning.
- That's awesome.
What's up man?
- It's so nice to actually meet you.
Mitch. - Nice to meet you.
- How you doing?
- Oh my God. - What's your name?
- I just found your channel yesterday.
- Noah. (hands slapping)
- Oh, God, the man himself.
- How are you? - How are you?
- Holy cow. - Mitch, how are you?
- I'm shaking, I really can't believe it.
- Bro, we wanted to hand deliver this.
- Thank you so much, seriously.
- All right, where are you gonna put it?
- I got a room in the back right now with like 10 reptiles.
- Can we see? - Yeah.
Let me get the girlfriend
'cause she's gonna crap herself too.
- [Brian] Okay, cool.
- Are you guys hungry?
- Who did you guys know out here?
- Nobody. - Seriously?
That's so crazy. - We did this just for you.
Yeah, honestly.
We drove here all the way.
- I cannot believe you're here right now.
I really can't. - My pleasure.
- It's actually a dream.
- Cool, excellent. - Let's go.
- This is dope. Well, go ahead, open it up man.
- This is my first ball python.
I've had big lizards, like always.
I've never had, I'm a little afraid of pythons.
- Oh, don't worry about it.
We're here to help you.
Don't even worry about it.
You already got the tank set up, I see.
Look at that.
Male pastel ball.
- This is crazy.
I can't believe this is happening.
- Do you have mozzarella sticks or something?
- What was that?
- You got like mozzarella sticks?
- What do you mean?
- Like mozzarella sticks?
- No, I'm sorry.
- No, you're good, you're good.
- [Brian] Your new boy.
He is a beauty too.
- He is beautiful, wow.
- Are you sure that's the only pastel one?
- I'm telling you, that's a pretty pastel, it really is.
I think it might be a vanilla pastel.
But it's really beautiful.
- Yeah, it's beautiful, it really is.
I can't believe this is,
I'm shaking.
I really can't believe you guys are here right now.
- It's my pleasure dude.
- Have you watched the videos on that computer?
- Yeah, yeah, I do normally.
- So did you ever expect him to actually be in this city?
- No, no, never in a million years, no.
- It's kind of weird. - Did you guys see this?
It's got, he's got everything.
It's got high boxes, it's got nice heat lamp,
the water dish.
I mean, it's got everything.
That looks really good. If you want, you can put him in.
Just let him see how he likes his new environment.
He'll come out of his ball here probably
within the next few minutes.
You guys can watch him crawl around and stuff.
Hey, there's actually more to this.
This is actually the money that you paid for the snake.
- Oh, dude. - Oh, yeah.
- So now you don't owe anything.
That's the money back that you paid for the snake.
- You really don't have to do that, I'm serious.
- I know. - But you don't know
how that helps me out right now.
- I know. - I'm serious.
- Well listen, don't even worry about it, man.
The snake is on us. - Thank you so much.
- Well, let's see a couple of your lizards, man,
while we're here. - Yeah, of course.
- Let's check these things out.
- I'm seriously about to cry. Thank you so much.
Can I give you a hug for that, seriously?
- Yeah, no worries, bro. - You don't know how
that helps me right now.
- What do you got?
- Yeah, so this is my ice blue. She's a female,
I just got her. - Oh really?
- I am not super comfortable handling her right now.
She's very rambunctious.
- Dad, dad, let me get in here. I'll get it out.
I don't want you to hurt yourself here.
- If I'm to guess where she is, bro,
she's probably right underneath here.
- Oh my God.
Look at that little nugget.
- Oh, a feisty booger.
- [Brian] Okay, okay, okay.
Calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm.
- Calm, calm, calm, calm.
- That's calm. - She's doing great.
- There she goes.
Now see how she's starting to calm?
- That's awesome, yeah.
- Just keep on going until she's wore out.
This is beautiful though.
Wow, how long have you had this?
- Three days now, I think.
- Oh wow, so it's fresh.
That's how you'd work with it is just,
you know, let it run through.
Little bit of pressure, not much.
You never wanna restrain an animal.
You wanna just let it kind of run
through your hands a little bit
and you can see she'll start to mellow out
and then she'll just mellow like that.
- Yeah, yeah. - You wanna try to hold her?
And if she does anything, but she's fine.
Isn't that cool?
- Now you're a professional.
- Pretty? - Now, I'm telling you,
you just do that every day.
- Yeah, look at how cool it is.
Now it's like now that she calmed down,
you just slowly put her back and let her
just kind of crawl off you.
Now that's a great experience for her.
She's like, oh, that wasn't bad.
This is awesome.
What else you got?
- This one we're a little bit scared of right now.
She's not eating like I think she should be
so we've been trying all different sorts of things,
tong feeding and ICM loading.
I mean, all sorts of different things.
- But it's really beautiful.
It's really amazing.
Looks like a little albino Murphy's Patternless.
Tail looks good.
Everything looks good right now
so I wouldn't be stressed out at all.
- This is like my baby.
I've had this Tegu since, he's still obviously very small,
even smaller than her even.
But I've had her for a very, very long time.
- [Noah] Stop touching it.
- The doors work.
- Don't touch it.
- You got any like bread and peanut butter or something?
- I wish I did.
Unfortunately, no, I don't.
- Damn. - Look at that dude.
He's beautiful, look at him.
- [Jay] Yeah, he's awesome.
- You're so cute. - Oh my God, it's so cute.
- It looks like Terrence, but a little one.
Cute as could be.
Oh my gosh and it's pretty chill too.
Tegus are awesome.
He is the cutest little thing in the world.
- [Mitch] I love his chest pad.
- Oh my God, he is so cute. - This is so pretty.
Look at him. - I wanna eat hm.
I'm so hungry.
- Before we leave and leave you on your way,
I know you said that it helped out to get that money back.
Right? - Yeah.
- Well, I'm gonna pay for your ball Python's food
for the next year. - Boom.
(melancholy music) - So now you got,
you don't have to worry about a food bill
for the next year.
All right?
All right, brother.
I appreciate you so much.
- Thank you so much for coming out here,
all you guys.
- Yeah, I appreciate your support.
- You gotta say hi to her real quick.
- Absolutely, let's do it.
Let's go, let's go.
This is awesome.
- Hello, how you doing? - Hi.
- Maybe they have cinnamon rolls there.
- McDonald's maybe.
- All right, Mitchell.
Thank you so much, brother.
I appreciate your support on everything.
Get in touch if you need anything, all right?
- Of course.
Yeah, thank you, man. Thank you guys all so much.
- It was nice meeting you, man.
- It was nice meeting you too.
- It was nice meeting you.
- [Mitch] It was nice meeting you.
- Come see us some time, man, all right.
- Here I go, I found this on your-
- Come see us any time, all right?
Good luck with the Ball Python.
- Of course, yeah, definitely. - Call us if you
need anything, all right?
- He wants to work for us. - Absolutely.
- I know, let's do it. - See ya.
- Maybe even just like Cheez-Its.
- Yes, that's what you need to do. Look at me. (Noah ahhing)
- You got a really small hangy ball thing.
What's wrong with your mouth?
Why does it look like that?
Why is your hangy ball thing so small?
- Let me look at your ball.
- Hangy ball. - No, it's not.
- It looks like took-
- We're here at Preuss' Pets here in Lansing, Michigan.
I haven't been here in so many years,
but it is an awesome pet shop.
I tell you, you guys are gonna love this. Let's go inside.
- Welcome to Preuss' Pets.
- This is definitely the only pet shop
that has a bus parked in the middle of it.
But check it out.
Isn't this cool?
Oh my God, look at the size of these coy fish.
- [Jay] Did you guys see a coy fish?
- Yes, I did.
This place is so cool.
Again, it's been around forever, since I was young.
Just look at all the anemones.
It's got coral frag, all the coral frags in here,
down below.
Oh, look at this.
This is awesome.
This is a cool tank right here.
Look at how much is here.
I mean, all these fish.
I mean, this is crazy cool.
- I found Dory.
She's still swimming.
- She was never lost, Jay.
- Yes, she was.
You never seen the movie? - Oh yeah.
Sturgeon, sturgeon.
- What?
Are we gonna have those?
- Yeah. - Yes, of course.
- There's another one right next to it.
How do I feed these?
- You need a dollar?
- Yes.
Excuse me, I would like to feed the coy fish.
- Absolutely, there you go. - Thanks.
- I need this back.
- She said some of them will eat outta your hand,
so you try it first.
- Come on, guy. - It's not.
Wow.
- Please only feed the fish in the designated feeding area.
Stay behind the rope and off the rocks at all times.
Where's the feeding area?
- Where's the designated feeding area?
- [Brian] What?
Wait, it's gonna do it. - I'm gonna pet it.
- Jay, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm just feeding the fish.
I'm sorry, I just fed all of it.
- Look at that. - Look at that beautiful bird.
(bird whistling)
Oh my God, get over here.
- Macaw.
- Oh my goodness, you pretty baby.
- [Employee] Guys, you actually can't be back here.
- Damn, I was just about to buy a macaw.
We're not even supposed to be in here at all.
- Oh, you guys got kicked out? - Yeah.
- A lot of coral frags.
- What is this? - How's the cauliflower?
You see the cauliflower?
- Yeah, I think it's still an anemone, I think.
- Big old cauliflower.
- It's Humuhumunukunukuapua`a.
You know what that is? - You're right.
- [Jay] I know.
- That's the Hawaii state fish. Yeah, boy.
- What was it, umaumanukanuka- - Humuhumu-
- Humahumaookaookaapua.
- Nailed it.
Don't touch that.
Stop touching stuff.
Hi Nigel.
It says please do not touch.
Why did you touch it? - Don't touch that.
- Stop touching it. - Oh, sorry.
- We gotta find the reptiles.
- Reptiles? - Reptiles?
Reptiles.
- There's probably a rock monitor in this.
- Whoa.
- [Noah] That's really-
- I think we're getting closer.
- Glass may be sharp.
Rips it with his hand.
- Guys, this kind of looks like a lizard hanging.
Noah, Noah.
I think I found a croc monitor leopard gecko
snake footprint. - No way.
- Smell it. (guys sniffing)
- That's a T-Rex. - I love these clowns, man.
They're like pretty, the clown.
- Don't do it.
I'm gonna mock church.
- Oh, it's got a horn.
Again, this place is so cool.
They've got arachnids over here, tropical plants.
It's just got everything, right.
I mean, anything you can imagine, they have here.
Breathe air.
You don't need that thing. I love the way it's set up.
Again, if you're ever in the Lansing area,
you've gotta come pay this place a visit.
It is just absolutely ridiculously cool.
Look at this coil.
This is awesome.
It looks maybe like a pastel Leopard Lesser,
something like that.
Oh, we've got a little soft shell turtle down here.
I could spend all day in here.
Cool reptile section.
Just all kinds of really cool stuff.
I mean, gosh, look at this.
Whoa, that's cool.
Is that real or is that fake?
That's gotta be fake, right?
- Those are real.
We actually just fed them.
- Did you really? - Yeah.
- Are you serious? - We fed it.
- That's why they're green.
- You guys are lying. (Jay laughing)
These guys are such liars.
- Found the reptiles.
- They were here this whole time?
- All right, let's see what we can find here.
- Have you seen where Noah went?
- [Brian] Noah?
What you doing, bud?
- Where am I?
- This is a Leachianus gecko-
- What? - Also known as
a Rhacodactylus. - Rhacodact-
- It's also known as- - Leachie gecko.
- Also known as- - The largest gecko
in the world.
- [Jay] Oh my god, it's so pretty.
- Shut up.
- Noah's gonna pull out the green bottle blue over here.
Did he say yeah?
- This is a Chapman Super Pastel Lesser Woma B.
- Also known as jellybean. - Jellybean.
- When it comes to fish, I mean this, look at this.
There's a boss over here, there's a car over here.
The theming in here makes this place
absolutely incredible.
We're getting into the fish section that you guys know
I'm just going fish crazy lately.
You know, again, as I'm looking at stuff like this,
oh, look at this.
I know, I'm like a kid in a candy store.
Definitely a universal rock background here.
Look at all these fish.
Crazy.
I definitely wanna put a really cool African cichlid tank.
I love these guys right here.
The thing about African cichlids is they
almost look like marine fish 'cause they're so colorful.
You can get bright yellow, bright blues.
Absolutely incredible.
I mean, look at how cool these are.
You can't tell me that African cichlid tank
wouldn't be absolutely amazing.
I think I gotta walk this way.
- Noah, Noah, Noah?
Where is he?
Guess I'll just have to look at these fish by myself.
Oh, Noah.
Why does he keep leaving?
Noah?
Why does he keep leaving me?
Noah?
Oh, mysterious moving cart.
Noah?
Man, I don't know where Noah went.
Haven't seen him in so long.
Noah?
- Oh my gosh, she looks,
oh my gosh, so beautiful.
I like all this.
This is all like the scaping with the the duck weed in it.
Then we get into the salt water, the marine fish.
We got coral frags over here.
I cannot wait to get fish guys?
I mean, I obviously have a couple fish.
Holy cow, look at the clowns over here.
Oh, we got a little eel right here.
Look at how cool that is.
I mean, I'm going crazy guys.
Look at how beautiful some of these fish are.
I'm telling you, when we open up the aquarium,
I'm just gonna be sitting in front of the,
I'm never gonna leave to be honest with you.
- All right, this is really not the animal for me, Noah.
- [Noah] That's okay.
- All right, guys, so this is a plated lizard.
You can find these in- - Africa.
- In Madagascar.
Noah, just stop.
I already know about plated lizards.
- Eastern, southern, eastern- - Stop.
You can find these guys in Africa and Madagascar.
They live to be about 20-years-old.
Some crazy cool fact about these guys,
they actually love to swim.
And they actually do this crazy cool diving technique.
They stick their little arms backward
down in the water. - 24 inches long.
- Yeah, okay, they get 20 to 24 inches-
- Active during the day. - Yeah, Noah.
- Shy animal though. - Noah, just stop.
I already have the fact.
- What is that?
- I don't even know what that is
but that is cool as could be.
I don't even know what that is.
I've got a lot to learn, there's no doubt about that.
You know what's crazy is that yellow tang used
to be pretty cheap.
You could get a little tang for like 40, $50 maximum.
Now a yellow tang even like this
is about four or $500.
Crazy, 'cause they stopped importing them from Hawaii,
that's where they were farming them.
Now that Hawaii has shut down, you can't get 'em
so you have to get 'em captive bred here
and they've went up like 10 times in price.
But hey, you still gotta have yellow tang, right?
They're iconic.
- Does that dog have three legs?
(guys laughing) - Pine snake facts.
- This is a South African Pine?
- No. - They come from-
- No, no, no, no.
Knocked my phone outta of my hand though.
- [Noah] Oh, it's like Jimmy.
- We got a little messed up here.
- A South African Pine.
Oh, they come from- (Jay laughing)
They come from pine-
- Okay, where are Pine snakes located?
What states do you think?
Okay, so name a state. - California?
- No. - Oregon?
- No, can you please just guess a correct state though?
- New Jersey.
- I mean yeah, but we were looking
for like North Carolina, Florida.
- North Carolina and Florida.
- Pine snakes.
- This is really cool.
Of course, these are just classic clown fish, right here,
sea bays.
Of course, they have all the anemone.
We know that the anemones and clowns will actually
inter live together.
It's cool to see a tank that has this many clown fish
and this many anemones.
How frigging awesome is that tank right there.
- Oh my goodness. - Actually, you should
get out of here. - There's a clown.
- He's allergic to chemical waste
- [Noah] I'm getting attacked.
- [Jay] Dude, there's nowhere for you to run.
- I'm trapped.
- [Owner] Very scary.
- Hi, what's your name? - His name's Luka.
- Luka? - 13-years-old?
- Luka, welcome to- - He's 14 and a half.
- [Noah] I was close.
- [Jay] All right, guys.
So right here we have a Phillobates.
- Ah, I just threw my back out, my (gibberish).
- Also known as the glass frog.
As you guys can tell, it looks like a piece of marble.
- Did you know leaf litter helps prevent fungal
plus bacterial infections in amphibians and reptiles?
- Where did you find that out at?
- Just studied.
Found some food.
- Noah, what are you eating? - Cuttlebone.
- You got some on your- - I do?
Can you get it for me?
- What?
Oh, I thought we were eating a cuttlebone.
Let me see.
It's still there, Noah.
How does it taste though?
- What's piss, famonia? - Pneumonia.
- Pneumonia.
Jay, who's the dinosaur?
- This is the best pet we've seen so far.
Do you talk? - Occasionally.
- T-Rex just talked.
Do you like cuttlebone?
- Cuttlebone?
- Nice, be careful. - Be gentle.
- Be careful. - Open your mouth.
How long have you been extinct for?
- Roughly maybe 55k years.
- Only 55k. - Only 55,000.
That's not bad.
- The only thing somehow, I don't even know how I'm here.
- The great thawing.
I would hire you. - I would love it.
- I just stole one of your employees.
I'm sorry. (bell dinging)
- So these are obviously Indonesian or New Guinea
Frill Dragons.
Of course, they have the little frillies
that they spread out so that they can actually mate
and peer- - They spit venom.
- No, they don't spit venom. - Oh.
- They're no like the dilaposaurus' from Jurassic Park.
But that is what a Jurassic Park animal
was actually based on.
We don't know that dilaposauruses probably didn't have
the frills as big.
They definitely didn't spit venom.
These guys don't spit venom either.
They're an arboreal animal, really cool.
Six to 12 eggs are typically-
- They run 58 miles an hour.
- They don't run 58 miles an hour
but they are pretty fast.
They will run on their hind legs.
They're really cool animals.
They're, of course, insectivores.
- Did you know they can fly with their flap?
- They can't fly with their flaps
but they are pretty cool when they do flap up.
And they only flap up when they actually are upset
or trying to defend their self.
- I don't know.
That didn't sound too real.
- This place is fricking awesome but it's time
to get out of here.
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