[Music]. The next time you're in his naval neighborhood, try the squeegee stroke. When
you're eating spaghetti, roll a short strand in your mouth with your tongue. Have your
man knead your upper legs to increase circulation, release toxins and perhaps use a thigh-slimming
cream. Pretend your a sportscaster. Does he wear baseball caps to disguise the fact that
he's losing his locks? Well if so he probably won't appreciate you licking his scalp like
a lollipop. The next time you see a waterfall imagine standing underneath it a Polynesian
lover. Tickle his inner thighs with flower petals. Be on the lookout for accidental triggers
to your erotic imagination like wrong numbers, incorrectly addressed male and gentle grocery
cart collisions. Cleanup in aisle seven. Slather each other head to toe in aloe vera and then
roll up in wet towels. I don't know what you're going to do next. Imagine his nipple area
as a chocolate ice-cream cone. Oh god. Have sex someplace other than the bedroom, maybe
on top of the dining room table or underneath his mother's baby grand piano. Be a slobberpuss.
The wetter the kiss the more saliva is exchanged. When your partner is really excited, search
the recesses of his mouth. Canoodling in the dunes gives a whole new meaning to fun in
the sun. Phone sex is a modern phenomenon. It's very nineties because it's the safest
sex you can have. Mom?!