(fanfare music)
- Hey guys, come over here!
- Yo, this place is huge.
- I know, how do I look?
- Oh amazing, man.
I mean, I can't believe that you got cast in a Marvel film.
- And they let you bring your friends to set?
This is so cool.
- There's my big movie star.
Oh man. Pleasure to meet you.
I'm acclaimed film director, Gina Beef.
- Nice to meet you.
You two, make yourselves at home.
Keith, we are ready when you are.
Movies!
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck, good luck!
- Wish me luck.
- Oh you're gonna kill it, man.
(female friend gasping)
- This is so cool.
- Oh my gosh, where is Dr. Strange?
- Right?
- I need to get my toes checked.
- [Male Friend] By the doctor?
- Okay, Keith, so in this scene you're scared.
You're cornered, right?
So you gotta do what you do best.
Action.
- Oh, no.
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga.
Wabadoo, waaaaa.
Boingy, boingy, boopy.
- Yeah, taller.
- EEEEEE.
- Train sounds.
- Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga-
- You're a haunted train, Keith.
- Chugga, chugga, ooOO.
- Cut.
Keith.
That was exactly what I was looking for.
(uplifting music)
Next scene.
(hand clapping)
Movies!
- Woo.
How'd it look?
- So cool.
What's your superhero's name again?
- Pissy baby deluxe.
- Pissy baby deluxe?
You know, I've never heard of that character.
- I think it's like Antman's dentist.
They're gonna add the pee later.
- It's called movie magic.
(drill spinning)
- I love you.
Come here, baby.
- Okay. I don't wanna sound like a hater
but none of this seems legit.
I don't think this is a Marvel movie.
- I know, right? I mean just check out the crafty.
(scary music)
Can you imagine Chris Pratt eating that?
- Yeah, I can.
- Okay, in this scene,
Hawkhead's about to get you with his noodle.
Okay? So you gotta defend yourself.
- Noodle? - Haekhead?
- Action.
- You think my pee pee's bad?
Just wait for my pooping.
Double stream, activate!
Boo.
Ba.
Boo.
Ah.
- [Director] Now say the catch phrase.
- My mouth hurts.
- Cut.
Keith, when this comes out tomorrow..
- Tomorrow?
- You're gonna be a star.
You're not gonna be able to go to a restaurant ever again.
- I hate restaurants.
- There's my star.
Next scene.
- Well, this is a mess.
We've gotta get Keith out of this movie.
- I think it's legit.
Gina just cast me.
- As who?
- She said we'll figure it out.
- No, no, no.
Marvel movies don't do that.
- You should just be happy for your friends.
I'm gonna be in a Marvel movie.
- What?
- Okay, so who do you want me to be?
- You can be whoever you want.
Just off your vibe I'm thinking the Grinch?
- I'm honored.
- Perfect.
So you're in Sergeant America's duplex
and it's stinky.
- Is there anything else you want us to say for this?
- Do whatever, action.
- Hey, Pissy Baby Deluxe,
how's about you and me use a poopy river
and steal Christmas.
- You got it, Mr. Grinch.
- All right, Max, I guess surf is up.
(both yelling)
- Stop. Stop this.
- Okay. Cut, cut.
Reset.
We have to get Grinch Abunga clean.
- No.
- Grinch Abunga. - No, stop it.
Don't say Grinch Abunga.
Gina beef, this is not a Marvel movie.
What is this?
What are you up to?
- Who? Me?
Up to? what?
- Yeah. That's right.
All of this is fake.
This is all bull-
(beep)
- Okay, fine.
I admit it. I lied to you.
This isn't a real Marvel movie.
I'm just a bored billionaire who likes
to see people think their dreams are coming true.
There isn't even film in these cameras.
(people gasping)
It's fruit by the foot.
(people gasping)
- Damn.
- All I wanted to do was pay people $500,000 to fart around,
but I see how my actions hurt.
I am a pig.
Gina Beef is a disgusting pig.
You all should just go.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Five, five, $500,000?
- Uh-huh.
- We are the Avengerinos.
- I'm Pissy Baby Deluxe, ah, boo.
- I'm the Grinch, achow.
- And I'm the Wolf who loves bubble gum.
Awoo.
When I howl, I make like bubbles.
(characters yelling)
- Movies.
- Surf's up.
(wolf howling)
(characters screaming)
- I'm gonna be famous after this one. (characters yelling)
I'm the Grinch.
- [Woman] Okay Great.
Great, Let's go again.
(people laughing)