- This one, smells like a Sharpie.
Kind of tastes like laundry detergent.
Smells like you're going to have a rough night.
I feel like I just drank Clorox.
Yo, what's going on guys?
I am Iann Dior and today we are playing
Expensive Taste Tests.
I do love expensive things,
so I'll be able to tell the difference.
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These look a little crazy.
They smell cheesy.
I have no idea what this is,
but we know what these are.
These are definitely hot Cheetos.
They're good.
These are like lemon flavor.
I love these.
The price point on these are like $3.
I have no idea what these are though.
They honestly smell gross.
Actually, pretty good.
Tastes like a cheesy but spicy, really spicy.
Hmm.
I'm gonna have to say these are more expensive.
(bell dings) All right, cool.
I figured 'cause these are like, they just look weird.
Usually expensive things are weird.
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That's not tequila, right?
(crew laughs)
Yo, I was gonna say I'm donezo.
One is fizzy and one looks like water.
Let's try this one.
What?
Why is it so bubbly if it's not carbonated?
It's water.
It's definitely water.
Wait, this tastes weird.
This has like a weird aftertaste.
So definitely not normal water.
I think this one has bubbles 'cause it's more expensive.
All the rich people drink LaCroix.
You never see them drinking normal waters,
always LaCroix or this and that, more flavor.
Each bubble costs, like, a penny so (beep)
gets expensive fast.
It's just has a weird taste to it.
Like it has like an iron taste or something.
Something's off about this,
which makes me think this one's more expensive.
This one's for sure more expensive.
And this is probably a tap water.
(buzzer hums) Oh no.
Oh, so this one is more expensive.
I was right.
Just kidding.
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This looks like Walgreens.
I'm gonna have to smell them,
that's how you know if it's expensive or not.
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Okay.
This one just looks nicer.
Honestly, I feel like this is definitely
the more expensive one.
SexyBback.
Yeah, more expensive.
Okay, they both smell the same.
Well, this one just looks like an ordinary nail polish.
You can go to Walgreens and get this probably.
This one looks like you got to go to Sally's to get this.
This is the (beep).
I also invested in a nail polish brand.
It's called Faculty, which is meant for men, majorily,
but it's obviously unisex.
We'd be having our nails pampered up, you know what I mean?
I don't know who's getting pampered and pink,
but SexyBack is the one that's more expensive.
(bell dings)
I knew it.
I mean, look at it, it just looks more expensive.
It's just, it's nice.
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Both look pretty similar.
One smaller than the other one.
This one is a lot more shiny, which I like.
Is there any lighter fluid in it?
'Cause you can tell how big or how good a lighter is,
by how big the flame is.
But this one looks nicer.
I would buy this one over this one.
It looks like the same company.
It's like the same.
They cost the same.
This one looks nicer.
I think this is the most expensive one.
(bell dings) Yes!
What can I say, I know my lighters.
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So we got some candy.
I don't think I've ever seen these before.
They look like raspberries.
This one seems to be a little smaller than these.
These are pretty big, but let's try it, see what's going on.
Oh, it smells really good.
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It has a weird texture.
Like gummies.
Not bad.
I don't think I'd be able to eat
a whole bag of these though.
This one smells like a Sharpie.
No cap, smells like a (beep) Sharpie.
Okay, these are smaller.
Honestly like a lot smaller.
It looks exactly the same.
This one might have like a little bit more dots on it.
I don't know if that makes a difference,
but it's definitely like Nerds.
It just looks like a bunch of them
glued onto a little gummy.
Looks exactly like the other one.
Squishy, yeah.
These do not taste good.
Kind of tastes like laundry detergent.
Not that I've tried laundry detergent,
but definitely it gives me the same vibe.
I feel like the blue bag is more expensive.
The gold bag is better.
And usually cheap candy's so fire.
(bell dings) Yes.
These just tastes more expensive, but like,
I don't like them.
Like expensive chocolate is nasty too.
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This one's more expensive.
You can just tell.
This one just looks like some designer cologne
or deodorant.
Let's see.
Let's smell them.
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It smells like a grandpa.
It smells a little weird.
It's like lemony.
Whoa, this most crazy.
Smells like coconut, so like pina colada.
This one's good.
Good smell, definitely a cheaper deodorant.
I'm gonna go with the yellow bottle being more expensive.
It smells a little odd,
which also gives me the impression
that it is more expensive.
(bell dings) Yes.
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All right, guys, we got black underwear and we got red ones.
This one feels thicker than this one.
This one's really thin.
Not as stretchy.
And this one is really stretchy.
Which one is more expensive?
This one's really soft
and feels like it would be comfortable.
This one seems like it's really thin.
Honestly, I can see through it.
It's more like spandex vibes, I guess.
This one feels a lot better though.
This feels like it's way better material,
and it'll last longer.
It should be pretty stretchy I feel like.
And if it's good, then they'll do this.
This (beep) is stiff.
Yeah, these are definitely more expensive.
Right? (bell dings)
Yeah, yeah, we know it.
Fabrics is definitely one thing I know.
These are just way better.
I still wouldn't wear these, but they're nice.
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We have two chains.
We have this one, a little thicker,
a little worn out, honestly, but it looks nice.
And then we have the thinner chain that looks really nice.
It's very shiny.
Could be pretty expensive.
I would rock this.
There has to be a few details though,
that will tell me that it's more expensive.
So this one's made in Italy.
Let's check this one out.
I mean this one just off the rip looks nicer.
I know like gold chains are usually pretty thin.
So that just gives me the idea
of that this is more expensive.
Also, it's made in Italy.
So if it's foreign, we already know it's expensive.
This one, it smells like really metally.
I don't think this one is real.
Yeah, nah, this one's more expensive.
(bell dings) There we go.
I would know about chains
'cause I have my own collab with Vitaly,
and it's actually this chain that I'm wearing right here.
It's a three layer chain.
I would say I'm pretty much an expert at this.
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I don't know,
maybe I should start my own YouTube channel doing this.
Two shots.
One is darker.
This, it looks like some Henny, or like some,
oh yeah, that's Henny, for sure.
That's tequila?
Smells crazy though.
This smells like something I wouldn't drink, honestly,
My spine just tingled.
It's a dark night if you're drinking that.
This one smells pretty good.
Smells lighter.
Smells like it'll go down smoother than this one.
This one smells like you're gonna have a rough night
after you take a few of these shots.
Okay. (upbeat music)
No.
Wow, that's terrible.
I feel like I just drank Clorox.
Oh, I need some $16 water right now.
That was so bad.
Okay.
Now we got the light one,
which I'm pretty sure it's gonna be
a whole lot better than that.
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These are both pretty bad.
(groans)
These are both definitely the same brand,
'cause they're both not good.
I would never drink any of these.
If I had to guess which one's more expensive,
I'm gonna go with the lighter one than the dark one,
'cause nobody should be drinking dark liquor
unless it's wrong with a little Coke,
so I'm going with the lighter one.
The lighter one's more expensive.
(buzzer hums) Oh!
Who's drinking or paying for that?
$95?
They're ripping people off.
Seven out of nine?
I'll say I did a good job.
That sounds like I got an 80 out of a hundred,
and that's passing to me, so I'm good.
And I'm a little drunk now so.
Thank you so much for watching.
And don't forget that I'm on tour in August
with Trippy and SoFaygo.
Get your tickets before they sell out.
'Cause we're going crazy.
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