Milo! Ruby! Exciting news!
I'm auditioning for a musical theater troupe.
Or should I say,
musical theater troupe?
Jazz hands!
Awesome.
♪ Needs to be one lean, mean Green incredible team! ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪
♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ Turtle power! ♪
So.
What brings you the store today?
You know how you sell and trade memorabilia?
What's this worth?
It's a laser sword from the movie...
Battle Force! I know.
It's really rare.
They discontinued this model 'cause it was defective.
Whoa!
Have you seen my pizza drone?
You mean that one?
Different pizza drone.
Okay, yeah, that one.
I'm using it to make deliveries so I don't have to.
Hurley, that's the worst idea ever.
Okay, first of all... rude!
And second of all, that's not the way
you tell someone you don't like something.
Yeah. If I'm being brutally honest,
you do have a tendency to be too brutally honest.
What? Like when?
Like when I got my bangs and you said it looked
like I cut my hair with an axe.
Or the time you said that when I dance I looked like noodles.
Does this look like noodles to you?
Hey-o!
I present to you, the ticket to my fame and fortune...
Hurl Sauce!
Did you throw up in a jar?
What? No. Hurl is short for Hurley.
This is my new pasta sauce.
But, yeah, I should change the name.
Ewe. It's blue?
Did something go wrong?
No! Something went right.
You see, anyone can make a delicious pasta sauce,
but only I can make a delicious pasta sauce that's also blue!
[laughing]
Check it out, Ruby.
I got a welcome cake for the new owner.
Ooh, a spaceship!
I think he'll really appreciate me...
ah, the cake.
Hey Ruby, why are you upside down?
Oh. I was hanging a welcome banner for the new boss,
and things just kind of went bad from there.
Aw. A banner, how cute.
I mean, it's not a cake, but...
♪ His molecules Got all rearranged! ♪
♪ Phantom, Phantom ♪
♪ When he first woke up, He realized ♪
♪ He had snow white hair, And glowin' green eyes ♪
♪ He could walk through walls, Disappear, and fly ♪
♪ He was much more unique Than the other guys ♪
♪ And it was then that he knew What he had to do ♪
♪ He had to stop all the ghosts That were comin' through ♪
♪ He's here to fight, For me and you! ♪
♪ He's gonna catch 'em all, 'Cause he's Danny Phantom ♪
♪ Gonna catch 'em all, 'Cause he's Danny Phantom ♪
Those stink bombs worked great!
Yeah, maybe a little too great.
They evacuated everything west of Pickle on a Stickle.
The point is, we did it,
and we still have one VC7 left to give to you know who.
- Relm. - Princess Derbyderp.
I forgot about, Relm!
I forgot about Princess Derbyderp!
One of them is just gonna have to wait.
Well, it can't be Princess Derbyderp.
Wilson was all excited about her hyping Warped.
And look what she just posted.
I can't believe in a couple hours,
we might actually get to see [indiscernible], in person.
Wait a minute. You mean today?
I hope your boss is a cool guy and let you leave work early.
Eh.
Yeah. He's the coolest with an unrivaled sense of style.
And a soothing deep voice that sounds great
when he says things like you can leave work early.
You can leave work early.
See how soothing that sounded?
If...
you bring me back a prop from set signed by [indiscernible].
That sounded less soothing, but ah...
you got a deal.
Don't you dare come back empty handed.
We promise. Pinky promise.
Ready to go, Milo?
Let's do this.
Or as [indiscernible] would say, let's do this.
Cool!
Killer crash suit, dude!
Yes. Where ever did you get it?
- Internet. - Cool!
Now, all we need is an alien,
and we can reenact Episode 621 of Crashed Nebula.
And I do not have a crush on... Olivia, hi!
Hey, everybody.
Hey, Smilo. I need change. Can you help?
Yeah, sure. I can change you into a Klingon.
Hey, everybody, look at me! I'm a Klingon!
[buzzing]
What is that?
Sorry. I don't know what a Klingon is.
From Star Trek.
Yeah, I don't really like science fiction.
That's not okay.
Everybody, cool it! Ugh! Fine!
Change course for the neutral zone.
That's not good enough. May very well start a war.
But you just told me to go in there!
We have two Klingon ships closing after us.
Bearing 136 mark four!
What? Where did they come from?
Battle stations. All hands, battle stations.
We are surrounded. Photon torpedoes locking on target.
[screaming]
Simulation complete.
[laughing]
Simulation.
Right.
Oh. Jankom Pog knew the whole time.
Thank you for shopping at Warped.
Enjoy your day.
Hello?
Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
I ordered a case of Robo Goto's
and I was supposed to get a discount.
Your call is very important to us.
Please stay on the line.
What? You said hello.
I thought I was talking to an actual person.
You were not.
Legends of the Hidden Temple.
With your guide, Kirk Bog.
And here he is now.
Alright. Alright. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Hello, teams. Thank you.
And thank you, O'l Mac.
Welcome to the Hidden Temple.
Uh. I think I may have misunderstood.
When you said staff picks, I thought you meant
staff picks, You know, like pics of the staff.
Hears me on my first day at Warped.
Here's Milo getting a wedgie from Carl
from sporting goods store.
Why would you take a picture of that?
Where am I?
You don't work here
I'm here just as much as anyone and I bring in business.
I'm like the cute puppy in the pet store window.
My friend Margot from back home
thought she had a job as a spy, but really, someone just
asked her to watch their stuff while they went to the bathroom.
He never said to stop watching their stuff.
So, she spied on their items from a distance for 8 months.
Classic Margot. Anyway, and Wilson gets back,
we'll convince him to hire Olivia
and everything will be awesome.
[laughing]
What's so funny?
He's already in the back room.
He came in while Ruby was talking about her weird friend.
What? Why didn't you say anything?
Because you told me to mute myself.
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Ready? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
[laughing]
So, now that you've finished your first graphic novel,
what's next?
This is just the beginning. We're thinking big.
We do a sequel, prequel, a movie!
Maybe a Broadway musical or theme park ride!
The establishment of the MRCU.
You know, the Milo Ruby Cinematic Universe.
I meant like what's next later tonight?
I thought maybe we could grab food or something.
Well if you're hungry...
[screaming]
Hey, do you guys see that?
Whoa, Dudes.
A giant freaky worm!
Totally Mondo Bizarro!
I bet that pesky Shredder and Crang are behind this.
You know what that means, right, Leonardo?
We take down the creepy crawler, and then we order pizza.
Yes. Turtle power!
Cowabunga!