-Hey, what's up, cuz? -Yo, what's up, Harold?
Shit, hey, let me ask you.
-You change your number? -Naw, no.
You sure?
No, I don't think so.
I might be tripping. Let me see your phone real quick?
Let me just call my phone and make sure--
I changed it. I changed it.
-Can't be doing that, cuz. -I--
At least, notify a nigga, know what I mean?
All right. That's my bad, dog.
It's all good. Look, though.
-I wanna holler at you about something. -Oh. Okay.
Look, my life, that shit like a movie.
No, man, I ain't even just talking. That shit a movie, my nigga.
So let me put you onto what it's about.
It's a nigga, right?
Like, a real nigga.
Sometimes they have like Taye Diggs as a nigga. He ain't no nigga.
-Right. -A nigga like me, you know what I mean?
-Exactly like you. -Hot like me, right?
-I could be in it. -You should play this, right.
-Nigga, exactly. I ain't even gotta act. -Right.
Matter of fact, I could be a producer too, 'cause I know how that shit in my life is.
Who gonna tell the story better than me and you?
-Nobody. -Could eat off it too.
We could do that shit together. Yeah, we could build off that.
I know you got the plug, the connect. So you got a gangsta with a wig on,
that eliminates the whole stigma of toxic masculinity
in the African-American community.
-They eat that shit up in Hollywood. -Hold on, hold on, dawg.
So, you want to do a comedy
-about a Crip dude... -Right.
-...from the '60s... -Okay.
...that pretends to be a female Blood from Inglewood Family?
-No, from Compton Piru. -Right.
It's like Deep Cover meets Juwanna Mann.
Right. Of course.
Hold on, did you like Juwanna Mann?
Hell, yeah.
This nigga wanted so passionately to be in the NBA
that he put on a wig and--
I understand the conceit of Juwanna Mann.
I get it.
-So you know why that shit hard. -No.
Nigga, it's your classic comedy about a man putting on a wig.
Tootsie.
Some Like It Hot.
Nigga, Mrs. Doubtfire. Rest in peace, Robin Williams.
[Drea] This is Broadway.
I've known him my entire life.
He grew up with my dad.
♪ Friends, how many of us have them? ♪
[Drea] Interesting guy.
-[Broadway chuckling] -[gunfire]
[Drea] You might be wondering why my dad would keep a guy like this around.
Truth is, it's actually not that uncommon.
♪ Let's be friends... ♪
When black dudes make it, they usually take their crew with them.
Jay-Z has Ty Ty and Emory.
Will Smith has Charlie Mack.
LeBron has Maverick.
My dad says the benefit of having your boys around
is not only can you trust them, but they keep you grounded
and never let you forget where you came from.
Also, I'm not sure,
but I think back in the day,
Broadway might have killed someone for my dad.
♪ You're still real close To this very day ♪
♪ Homeboys through the summer Winter, spring and fall ♪
I gotta give it up. You don’t really see that kind of commitment from IG models.
That’s dedication.
No, I’m telling you. Listen, a baby at her age,
right on the cusp of a milli followers?
That little nigga could've sunk her.
Taken her right out of the Explore Page game.
-That's like blowing your ACL. -Yeah.
-Rookie year.
What's up, cuz? Hey, let me holla at you real quick.
No, I'm not gonna sell you any of my pee.
So, what, you just about to flush it down the toilet for free?
That ain't good business.
I know your pop's got money, but you gotta think smart, cuz.
I'm trying to put you on the game.
Hey, look, I'm--
[Drea] There's Uncle Ray, who, for some reason,
is impressed by everything.
I wanna ask y'all,
how many of these water bottles do y'all have?
Just, like, enough for everybody.
Like, everybody get their own water bottle?
-Yeah. -That's crazy.
I'm sure they don't think that I'm, like, doing this--
-Hey, babe! -Yo! What up?
I made some breakfast, if you want some.
-You made chili con quiles? -Yeah.
-Mmm. Killed it. -You remember Lavette?
Um, I do. What up, Lavette? How are you?
-Good. Nice to see you. -Good to see you.
-Yet again. -Say hi to Jasmine.
-[Kenya] Hey Jas, everybody's here. -Hey!
[Kenya] Working woman.
-What's going on? Where are the kids? -I dropped them off at school.
You dropped them off?
While you're getting your hair and makeup done?
No, I had them dropped off. It's the same thing.
Hmm.
[softly] No, it's not.
-Did you say something? -Huh?
Did-- It sounded like you said something.
No. I was-- I'm gonna get some of this bacon...
-Okay. -...that you made.
-[Joya] Huh? -Huh?
Did you-- Did you want to say something to me?
-No. -You didn't say anything about the bacon?
I don't think so.
-He definitely said something. -He definitely said something.
-He definitely said something. -He's on that shit right now with me.
-Maybe you should listen to him more. -[Joya] Huh?
-[Joya] What? -Hmm?
Flex alert! Flex alert!
SoCal must be on a flex alert.
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
What's happening, baby? You in the gym now? Two-a-days?
What you working on?
How you doing, Marquise?
I don't know whether to hate my daughter's boyfriend
or really hate my daughter's boyfriend.
Dude uses slang like he's some kind of fucking undercover cop.
He kinda dresses like an undercover cop too.
Is he an undercover cop?
I'm just going to say he's an undercover cop.
That's gonna make me feel better about everything.
["Kinda Like a Big Deal" by Clipse playing]
♪ I'm kinda like a big deal ♪
♪ It's unbelievable ♪
♪ You see my warning Gives you big chills ♪
♪ The flow runnin' on Big's heels ♪
♪ My life after death Big ain't get to see how this feels ♪
♪ Third time's a charm baby ♪
♪ After two classics Another stripe up on my arm baby ♪
♪ Pardon me, I must say, I'm kinda like a big deal... ♪
Yo, ain't know I was gonna do them like this though, right?
Hit them over the head with that privé!
Bla-lah!
I did okay, right?
Taking that PJ to Fi-J, you know what I'm saying?
You guys see this?
We out 'chere.
Big things in these... streets.
Okay, go fuck myself, I guess.
Family vacation has a pretty loose meaning in this family.
It's why Jo's cousin, Peaches, and my assistant Danny are tagging along.
The PJ's a flat fee so it actually makes sense,
because the more people that come along,
the less it amortizes out to be, and if you get enough people,
it's basically cheaper than a commercial flight, is what I've been telling myself.
Yeah.
It's cheaper.
-You know, this is the bigger one. -Do they have two bathrooms?
-[Chloe] Q! -[Kenya] I'm sure.
[Marquise] Chloe!
-Yeah! -[both laughing]
[Chloe] Oh, my God!
[Chloe laughing]
-Did you know he was coming? -Marquise?
Yeah, Marquise.
No.
Did you know he was coming?
No, I didn't know he was coming.
Wait.
Did you know he was coming?
No.
[continues laughing]
Of course I knew Marquise was coming.
It was the only way to get Chloe to come.
If I had said no and made her go,
she would've been little a bitch the whole time. So what's the point?
[Drea] So why didn't you just tell Dad?
Because he would've been a little bitch the whole time.
So what's the point?
What the fuck?