Welcome to This Episode of Roasting The Week, where we discuss the most interesting news of the week, give our opinions on them
lets look at the most interesting stories of the week
Our first piece of news comes from NDTV covering a t3rror attack in Gorakhnath Temple in UP, committed by and “IIT Graduate”
Headmaster's son, Tiktok fan, and now, IIT Graduate
The attacker's name is Mohammad Murtaza and Apparently he was a fan of Zakir Naik as well
Look at the islamophobia of IIT, by trying to corner Zakir Naik’s market, they are trying to put Muslims out of work.
Now, Lodi media must be thinking: how can we defend this guy? How can we shift the blame?
Well, not to worry, I’ll help you
Ravish: He was selling Nariyal Paani, that’s what the sickle is for. Youth Can’t even sell Nariyal paani in Modi's India now?
The Wire: He shouted ola u uber because he wasn’t getting a booking on either apps for half an hour so he got angry
Rana Ayyub: He is actually protesting against farm laws and so supporting the farmers with sickle
Alt news: he was actually playing fruit Ninja in real life
You’re welcome Lodi media, feel free to use them
Reminds me of another engineering student who was attacked for her religious views
the difference is that the NASA girl "udaaos" rockets
and Mr. Murtaza "udaaos" others
When she flies a NASA Plane it will land
when he does, well, you never know where it will go
BJYM leader Tejinder Pal Singh Bagga said that Kejriwal is using Punjab police to intimidate him
Hitler Khujliwal, complained about being a victim of f@scism, he changed so much after a bit of power
He is Duggal Sahab of politics, like Rathee is Duggal Sahab of YouTube
Monday Youtube supporter
Tuesday Hanuman Bhakt
Wednesday Indira Gandhi Cosplayer
Friday Iftar party
Saturday Party time with Bhagwant Mann
There is massive political upheaval going on in Pakistan as Imran Khan has decided on an all-out war against the Pakistani Army
Before raa does anything or carry out any conspiracy they might finish the country themselves
By The way, this is the best time to Take POK while they are busy fighting each other in Pakistan
From one neighbour to another. There is massive crisis going on in Sri lanka
It seems there is no hope.
What? Oh my God, I think Sri lanka might be saved now
I think Sri lanka might be saved now: Duggal Sahab has just announced that he is releasing a video on how to solve the Sri Lanka economic crisis
I think Sri lanka might be saved now
If you are Sri Lankan, please send your thanks to Duggal Sahab for saving your economy. He should get whatever is the Sri Lankan version of the Bharat Ratna
Rana Ayyub has been talking to various news outlets to distract herself from her alleged scam
In one of such interviews, she said that if she was attacked as a Muslim like, she will Defend like a Muslim
Seems a bit disproportionate. Su!c!de bomb attack for a tweet seems a bit extra
AAP after their win in Punjab has announced a large number of new Party workers
These are the people who call some other journalists Godi media. They are literally sitting in the Godi of Manish Sisodia
By The Way, Congress party and Akhilesh yadav must be so upset right now. So quickly have old masters been forgotten
They have to be very careful about what kind of Lodi media they invite to become AAP employees. If Barkha shows up, then it's game over
According to reports, USA continues to buy oil despite threatening to sanction India over oil purchases.
In response to criticism, they have promised that they only bought oil to burn it in protest. They are going to burn it so that no country can use that oil
Elon Musk has bought a 9% share in Twitter
so he can finally delete the account of the person who drew his portrait
He has also planning to change the name of Twitter. This is going to be the new name for Twitter
I also request him to make the Doge the twitter icon instead of the blue bird