- [Dad] Carson!
Carson!
Who's birthday is tomorrow?
- [Carson] Mine.
- [Dad] Carson, so, how old are you going to be tomorrow?
- [Carson] Seven.
- [Dad] Seven years old.
- [Carson] Going to be a Lego birthday.
- [Dad] A Lego birthday?
- [Carson] Yeah.
- [Dad] Claire, are you ready for Carson's birthday?
- [Claire] Yeah.
- [Dad] What do you know
if you're studying Harry Potter spells?
- [Carson] Yeah, we love Harry Potter.
- [Dad] What'd you learn?
- [Claire] Stuff.
- [Dad] What did you learn?
- [Claire] About the Prisoner of Azkaban.
- [Dad] Don't read spoilers.
(Claire giggling)
Stop reading spoilers.
- [Claire] I like that book.
Obliviate.
- [Dad] I can't remember.
I forgot, I haven't- My memory is gone.
All right, Harry Potter kids, goodnight.
Carson, the next time I see you.
- [Claire] Dad, you need to give him the (unintelligible)
- [Carson] Last 7 year old-I mean 6 year old hug.
- [Dad] Last 6 year old hug.
Goodbye. A six year old boy,
my last hug for my six year old boy.
- [Claire] I remember when I was giving you
your last six year old hug exactly a year ago.
Goodnight.
- [Carson And Claire] Goodnight.
- [Dad] Sleep good.
You okay?
- [Mom] Yeah.
- [Dad] Did blow up that big old seven?
- [Mom] With my breath.
Ooh.
Oh! Come see my legos I made.
- [Dad] What'd you make?
- [Mom] Well, they are all a little bit broken.
- [Dad] They're made of chocolate?
- [Mom] Yeah.
- [Dad] And you're gonna put 'em on the cake?
- [Mom] Yes. Cute though, right?
- [Dad] They are cute.
Here we go again.
Birthday month, Part 2.
(loud vacuum noises)
- [Mom] Whew!
- [Dad] You should do that in slow motion.
Hold on.
(cheerful music)
- [Dad] You did it.
- [Mom] (mumbles)
- [Dad] Good job.
- [Mom] Thank you.
- [Dad] And so now we go to bed.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Trade you one of these.
- [Mom] Your birthday is right now!
- [Carson] I'm dreaming.
- [Mom] You're dreaming?
- [Carson] Mom, this has to be a dream.
- [Dad] It's not a dream.
- [Carson] Good morning, dad.
- [Dad] Happy birthday, buddy.
- [Carson] Happy birthday. Why did I say "Happy Birthday"?
- [Mom] Because you're the sweetest guy ever.
(light laughter)
- [Carson] (unintelligible)
- Lets sing Happy Birthday to Carson
on Carson's birthday, the middle of the night.
- [Mom] What do you think
it's the middle of the night right now?
- Mmm nope.
(singing) Happy Birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!
- [Mom] From June!
- [Carson] Thank you
- [June] Yeah!
It's an maze!
- [Carson] Whoa!
- [June] It's a maze!
It's a maze!
- [Carson] Thanks, June.
- [Mom] Say, "Carson, I love you."
(calming music)
- [Mom] Here you go, it's from Millie.
- [Dad] She doesn't wanna let go of it.
- [Carson] Thank you.
Whoa, it's a Lego Mario set!
- [June] Yeah! It's the Lego that you wished for!
(calming music)
- [Dad] We love you, Cars, happy birthday!
- [June] Happy birthday, buddy!
- [Dad] We're so glad you're in our family.
- [Mom] When do you want to start with, bud?
- [Carson] Whoa!
- [June] (unintelligible) I want some!
I want some donuts!
- [Mom] Oh, they're so fresh today. Wow.
- [June] And I want a sprinkle one!
- [Carson] Whoa, full donuts!?
- [Mom] You want a full one or a half of one so you can try
different ones?
- [June] So momma, I want a sprinkle one.
- [Mom] Okay!
- [Dad] I think June wants a sprinkle one.
(calming music)
- [Dad] I don't know why but I say "donuts"
and everyone always cracks up and says "dough-nuts."
Dough-nuts, how are the dough-nuts?
It's been a longstanding controversy on our channel
I think it's like my accent or something. I don't know.
Carson, you get a little Legos done before school here?
- [Carson] Yep.
A three headed dog.
This is a (unintelligible) Lego set and I'm turning 7
and still building this.
- [Dad] You know, we'll have to build that one.
You better stop that right now.
It's against the law.
(unintelligible)
- [June] Mommy, can I please have the last donut?
- [Mom] Oh, you're so cute!
- [June] Oh! Thank you for my new sprinkle donut.
- [Mom] You're welcome.
- [Dad] You're not ready for school?
- [Claire] I have PJ day at school
and we're gonna watch a movie.
- You have to go to school in your pajamas?
For the kids' birthdays
we usually let them go to lunch.
And so we were asking Carson
where he wanted to go to lunch.
We pull him out of school,
make it a big, special occasion.
And he's like,
I think I just want to come home and have a hot dog.
He like loves, loves hot dogs.
And so for Carson's birthday lunch,
Ashley's picking him up from school
and we're going to make him a hot dog.
Did they put that crown on you at school?
- [Carson] Yeah.
- [Dad] And what'd you choose for your birthday lunch today,
bud?
- [Carson] Hot dogs.
They're very good.
- [Dad] Yummy hot dogs
and momma's making a cake over here.
- [June] I want the cake.
- [Dad] You got to make it for the birthday party.
You can't eat it right now.
How's that hot dog? Was it everything you wished it to be?
- [Carson] Yep!
- [Dad] Goodbye little king boy.
Have a good day at school.
- [Carson] Going off to school again!
- [Dad] Again.
See you at your birthday party tonight, dude.
- [Carson] Okay.
- [Dad] We are back
in the exact same spot we were
for Claire's birthday party.
Two, three weeks ago.
'Cause Carson just wanted to do the exact same thing.
She go in the bounce house?
(baby laughs)
(happy music)
- [Dad] See ya!
(Claire screaming)
- [Claire] It's horrible.
(happy music continues)
- [Dad] Pizza time!
(happy music continues)
(singing Happy Birthday)
- Make a wish!
(chanting "Eat the ice cream")
(kids cheerfully screaming)
- [Dad] Hey, whatever you do,
make sure you guys don't eat the Lego, okay?
You'll choke on the plastic-
No, don't eat the Lego!
(kids laughing)
Don't eat the Lego!
Hey, don't eat that Lego!
- [Carson] Dad, I finished the Lego!
(happy music)
- [Carson] First I get a Lego set from Claire with
Golden Hermoine, now I get this set with a Golden Harry!
Thanks, Ryan!
(kids chattering)
- [Carson] This was better than I expected!
That was a great day.
- [Dad] That was a great day? It's not even over yet.
(baby laughter)
- [Carson] I got two Lego sets from the party,
and like a million sets at home.
(happy music)
- [June] I'm going to eat it!
- [Dad] You going to eat the cake?
- [June] Yeah.
- [Dad] Didn't we just have cake?
- [June] Yeah, but I want more.
- [Dad] First time you're tasting your cake?
- [Mom] Mhm.
Did you like it?
- [Dad] It was delicious.
Why didn't you try some at the party?
- [Mom] There were no forks left.
- [Dad] Carson is here finishing
his perfect birthday with his
perfect favorite thing to do.
Right Carson?
- [Carson] Yeah, video games.
It's Claire's turn right now,
but my favorite video game that we're playing right now is
Bowser's fury.
- [Dad] Oh, Bowser's Fury.
We're going to end this video right here. Carson,
Happy birthday. We love you so much, buddy.
See you on the next adventure, right?
- [Carson] Yeah. See you on the next adventure.
Bye!
- [Claire] Bye!
- [June] Bye!
- [Carson] (deep voice) Bye!
- [Dad] 7 year old!
- [Carson] I had a great birthday!
(happy music)