- I CANNOT BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY NOVEMBER.
[cheers and applause]
I DON'T-- HOW CAN THAT BE?
IT STILL FEELS LIKE OCTOBER TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW--
DID Y'ALL REMEMBER TO SET THE CLOCKS BACK THIS WEEKEND?
YEAH, GOOD.
PORTIA AND I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT,
SO WE JUST MOVED TO A NEW HOUSE.
SO MUCH EASIER FOR US.
NOW THAT IT'S DAYLIGHT SAVINGS,
YOU HAVE--IT'S DARKER EARLIER, YOU KNOW?
AND SO IT'S DARKER, WELL, NOW.
TECHNICALLY THIS IS A LATE-NIGHT SHOW,
SO IT'S GONNA GET A LOT RACIER UP IN HERE.
[people whooping]
YEAH.
[cheers and applause]
WHAT I DID WITH MY EXTRA HOUR THIS WEEKEND,
I WATCHED CAT VIDEOS AND-- 'CAUSE IT'S NEVER TOO SOON
TO START PREPARING FOR NEXT YEAR'S CAT WEEK.
I'LL TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.
YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
THANK YOU FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO SUPPORT IT.
AND ALL THOSE WEB VIDEOS PUT ME IN THE MOOD
TO PLAY ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES.
IT'S "EPIC OR FAIL."
USUALLY I PLAY WITH A CELEBRITY.
TODAY, I THOUGHT I'D PLAY WITH ALL OF YOU.
WE'LL GUESS TOGETHER.
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT.
SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
WE'RE GONNA WATCH THIS,
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA GUESS IF IT'S EPIC OR FAIL.
LOOK, YOU ALL BROUGHT PADDLES. HOW WEIRD.
[audience cheering]
WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU KNEW WE'D PLAY THIS GAME.
YOU BROUGHT THOSE FROM HOME.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE OUR FIRST VIDEO.
- THREE, TWO, ONE.
- UH-OH. NO, THAT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
[overlapping voices]
I THINK MORE FAILS THAN EPIC. LET'S SEE.
- ONE.
[people screeching]
[laughs]
WAIT--WAIT A MINUTE.
[audience exclaims]
[buzzer]
- OH, MY GOD.
WOW.
IT'S AN EPIC FAIL.
WOW, SHE REALLY WANTED TO GET MARRIED NEXT.
SHE WAS DESPERATE. LET'S SEE THE NEXT ONE.
- IT'S GO TIME.
- WELL...
[overlapping voices]
IT'S HALF AND HALF ON THIS ONE.
I KNOW. IT LOOKS LIKE A FAIL.
I'M GONNA GO EPIC ALSO.
[people cheer]
- WHOO!
[audience exclaims]
[buzzer]
- OH. YEAH, GEE.
THAT'S RIGHT. LOOK AT DADDY.
LET'S SEE THE NEXT ONE.
[device beeps]
OH.
YEAH, FOR SURE, THAT'S EPIC.
FOR SURE.
[cheers and applause]
HAD HE HAD A CUP IN HIS HAND, I WOULD'VE SAID A FAIL, BUT...
LET'S SEE THE NEXT ONE.
[man speaking indistinctly]
[overlapping voices]
THERE'S THREE, FOUR EPICS. NO, YOU'RE--
YOU'RE VERY WRONG. THIS IS A FAIL.
[people cheering]
[audience exclaims]
[buzzer]
OH, NO.
[laughs]
OH, SUCH A BAD START TO A MARRIAGE.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE THE NEXT ONE.
I'LL SAY EPIC. ALL RIGHT.
[laughter]
[buzzer]
[laughter and applause]
EPIC FAIL.
ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER ONE?
LET'S SEE ANOTHER ONE.
[audience exclaims]
WELL, I THINK THAT DOOR'S COMING OFF.
I THINK SO.
[audience exclaims]
WOW!
[applause]
WOW.
[cheers and applause]
IMPRESSIVE.
AND THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY "EPIC OR FAIL."