- You win, all right?
You're mad creepy!
(upbeat spooky music)
(wind whistling)
(Finn sighing)
- Hey, what's this?
Contemporary chair, contemporary trash,
contemporary meatloaf?
Hey, bad news, Fern,
it looks like we got a squatter situation here!
I think they got the treasure
but they left some meatloaf behind.
(mechanism beeping) (key clicking)
Good news is I know a meatloaf-
(door thudding)
What the?
Fern?
(knocking)
Fern?
(Finn grunting)
Uh, Fern, I think maybe the wind blew the door shut.
Inactive nature, I would presume.
- I'm sorry, I don't actually know how to make meatloaf,
that's just a pan of dirt.
- Well, that's okay, I don't know how to either!
- Fern, please open the door.
(brick scraping)
(brick thudding)
- This is where you live now.
You'll be fine!
(wink dinging)
- What?
Fern, what about Jake and BMO?
My home!
- It's been your home long enough.
It's Fern's turn.
I think I'm gonna be a really great Finn!
Hey, do you know who my favorite is?
It's Neptr.
I'm a Neptr guy!
I'll be back in a month with a new bucket of trash.
Later!
(brick scraping)
(air whooshing)
- How are you today?
Mm, I see!
Yes!
I'm inside my fortified totalitarian city-state.
Hello, I'm Lemongrab!
- [Lemongrab 2] Mm, me too!
Ow!
- Mm, unacceptable.
Things have never been better here at Castle Lemongrab!
(rock thudding)
I have never been fatter.
(chains rattling)
And since the expulsion of Lemonhope
we have reached peak societal obediencey.
Law!
Order!
Harp smashing! (hammer crashing)
We've have it all!
Mm, the pleasure!
Smash another other!
(hammer crashing)
Ooh, who is this?
(Lemongrab grunting)
I'm one of my subjects!
I'm being punished for helping Lemonhope,
but that's okay!
(air whooshing)
- Huh?
(King Worm laughing) (tense music)
(Finn gasping)
- Hey guys!
- Hey guys! (King Worm chuckling)
(cup whooshing)
(Finn grunting) (King Worm chuckling)
(air whooshing)
(cup clinking)
- Why are you jankin' up my dreamscape?
- Listen, don't worry about it!
- What?
- You can't defeat me, I'm the King Worm!
I'm going to keep you in this dreamscape
until I've consumed all your-
- Life energy!
- My life energy?
I use that!
(soft scratching)
(Finn and Jake gasping)
Are you messing with me?
- Uh-uh, you're messing with me!
(soft scraping)
Must be someone else!
- Yeah, like Ice King maybe.
(door creaking)
(Finn and Jake screaming) (eerie music)
(door slamming)
- Who was that?
- Maybe it was nobody!
Courage, courage! (slaps smacking)
What's wrong with me?
That could be a normal little girl who needs help!
- No! (door creaking)
(door slamming) (Finn and Jake screaming)
(Jake screaming) - What?
- Blank-Eyed Girl!
(Finn and Jake screaming)
She's too creepy, man!
(Finn gagging)
Finn?
What's wrong, buddy?
(Finn grunting) (suspenseful music)
(Jake and BMO screaming)
Oh, Finn, you're disgusting!
(Finn grunting)
(Finn buzzing)
(Finn spitting)
Aw, that's it, I've had that with this ghost fly!
I wish I were a ghost so I could punch him
with my ghost fist!
(air whooshing)
(tense eerie music)
(brain buzzing)
(Orgalorg warbling)
(mystical beeping)
(energy whooshing)
- The signal!
The signal!
We haven't had a communication from Orgalorg
in thousands of years!
He must be mad at us!
Everybody kneel!
- Better do as he says, kids.
- Mommy, who's Orgalorg?
- Oh, well, uh...
- Um, uh, to be honest, we thought he was just a myth
our stupid grandparents told us so we wouldn't make out.
(fire crackling)
(footsteps stomping)
- Fall!
(air warbling)
(Finn groaning)
(air whooshing)
(footsteps stomping)
(Lich chuckling)
(Finn groaning)
You are alone, child.
(Finn groaning)
(air whooshing)
(footsteps stomping)
There is only darkness for you
and only death for your people.
These ancients are just the beginning.
I will command a great and terrible army,
(Finn groaning)
and we will sail to a billion worlds!
We will sail until every light has been extinguished.
You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength.
I am the end
and I have come for you, Finn.
(Finn grunting)
(Lich gasping)
(Lich screaming)
(Lich babbling) - What?
You don't like this stuff, huh?
(liquid squishing) (Lich babbling)
(Lich thudding) (Lich groaning)
Right in the doorbell!
(air whooshing)
(Princess Bubblegum grunting) (device beeping)
- Hey.
(Princess Bubblegum screaming)
- Princess!
(grim suspenseful music)
What a pleasant surprise.
- Ricardio!
- Yes, it is I!
- Did you find my dungeon stimulating?
- (growling) Where are Finn and Jake?
- What do you see in those two?
A boy! (Finn thudding)
And a dog! (Jake thudding)
You deserve more mature companionship.
- (gasping) Poisoned with zanoits!
- You see, I thought I only wanted your heart,
but I was wrong.
I was unfair to you.
I want the full package!
Princess! (eerie squishing)
- What?
(grim dramatic music)
- I'm a man now.
(Princess Bubblegum screaming)
I made myself this body for you, Princess,
synthesized from Ice King's living tissue.
His bones broken and reassembled.
- It hurt, ooh boy!
How about a hug?
Gimme a hug, I need it!
(foot stomping) (Ice King yelping)
- Silence, Simon!
All for you, Princess!
(Princess Bubblegum grunting)
Now marvel at these powerful, articulate limbs!
- Stop!
- Attached with supple and delicate sinews.
(Princess Bubblegum yelping) (Lady Rainicorn thudding)
- [Princess Bubblegum] Lady!
- Now, my darling, we can finally be united
as man
and wife!
(distant groaning) (suspenseful music)
- Hello?
(door creaking) (water rushing)
(Finn gasping)
(dramatic music)
(candy people groaning)
- Finn.
(Finn gasping) (candy people groaning)
- Surprise! (discordant circus music)
Surprise!
- You?
You did this?
- I did this?
Ow!
They've been waiting for me, Finn!
For my B-day!
- Stop being crazy!
(Jake babbling)
(blow smacking) (energetic music)
♪ Yoo hee ♪
♪ I'm a woman ♪
(Finn grunting) (blows thudding)
- Ooh, ring ring!
Uh, hang on, dearie!
Helloo?
Baby, I told you never to call me here!
(blow thudding) (Jake grunting)
(energy warbling) (somber music)
What?
What happened?
- A deer scronked your head and you lost your mind, man!
- You imprisoned the candy people
for your own sick birthday fantasy!
Look.
- What?
No, it's not even close to my B-day!
(goo squishing)
I'm so sorry!
- You!
You did not do this, Jake.
- [Both] What?
- Then who did?
- It was him!
(Finn and Jake gasping)
- Freak deer!
(Peppermint Butler screaming) (frantic dramatic music)
(goo squishing)
(Finn growling)
- Jake, you free the candy people,
I'll take on the deer!
(Fin yelling)
(blow thudding)
(saliva squishing)
(candy people cheering) (blows thudding)
- Thank you.
(Jake panting)
(Finn grunting)
(blows thudding) (Finn yelping)
(Jake gasping)
(Finn grunting)
- Finn! - Huh?
(air whooshing)
Donk!
(cinder blocks thudding)
(toilet flushing)
(candy people cheering)
- [Finn And Jake] Nice!
(air whooshing)