[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪ >>> GENTLEMEN, THIS IS THE
PLAYOFFS. CLEMSON IS NOT GONNA --
THE HELL'S GOING ON? WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED?
>> SOME OF US WERE TALKING, COACH, AND WE THINK ROBBIE
SHOULD DRESS FOR THE GAME. >> YOU HIT YOUR HEAD TOO HARD IN
PRACTICE LAST WEEK, SON? ROBBIE'S ON THE PRACTICE SQUAD.
THIS IS THE PLAYOFFS. ROSTER'S SET.
NOW GET DRESSED. >> THIS IS ROBBIE'S DREAM,
COACH. I KNOW THERE'S NO ROOM ON THE
ROSTER, SO I WANT ROBBIE TO TAKE MY SPOT.
♪♪♪ >> ROBBIE CAN HAVE MY SPOT TOO,
COACH. >> THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT?
>> YES, SIR. ♪♪♪
>> YOU TOO, MURPHY? >> ROBBIE DESERVES IT, COACH.
>> AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, RILEY? ♪♪♪
YOU WANT ROBBIE TO TAKE YOUR SPOT?
>> [ BLEEP ] NO. I DON'T WANT ROBBIE TO TAKE MY
STOP. HE [ BLEEP ] SUCKS AT FOOTBALL.
YOU GUYS WANT ROBBIE TO PLAY IN A PLAYOFF GAME.
WE'RE GONNA [ BLEEP ] LOSE. HE SUCKS ASS.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM IN PRACTICE? OOOH.
>> YEAH. >> ROBBIE?
>> HE'S DOG [ BLEEP ]. I'M SORRY, ROBBIE.
BUT YOUR DOG [ BLEEP ], ROBBIE. HE'S DOG [ BLEEP ]
>> ROBBIE'S GOT HEART, RILEY. THAT'S GOT TO COUNT FOR
SOMETHING. >> HE'S [ BLEEP ].
HE PISSED IN PRACTICE LAST WEEK, STEVEN, AGAIN.
I DIDN'T EVEN RUN AT HIM, AND HIT HIM THIS TIME.
ALL I DID WAS WALK OVER TO HIM AND HE CRUMBLED INTO A LITTLE
BALL AND HE SAID, "NO, NO, NOT AGAIN.
IT'S COMING AT ME." >> MAYBE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN
ME, RILEY. >> I DEFINITELY DON'T.
>> OKAY. BUT A FRIEND TOLD ME SOMETHING
THAT MADE ME BELIEVE IN MYSELF. RIGHT, MR. FILLMORE?
>> OH, WHAT YOU MAD YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM?
HUH? WELL, LISTEN HERE.
YOU'RE 5 FOOT NOTHING. 100 AND NOTHING.
BUT DAMNED IF YOU DON'T GOT PASSHION.
>> AND HE GAVE ME THE STRENGTH TO KEEP GOING.
>> WELL, HOLD ON. 'CAUSE AFTER THAT, I SAID --
UNFORTUNATELY, PASSION DON'T MEAN NOTHING AT THIS LEVEL.
ROBBIE, YOU'RE JUST TINY. YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS
STOMPED. PANCAKED.
>> RIGHT, BUT YOU BELIEVED AND THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
>> HANG ON, I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
I SAID ONE MORE THING AND IT WAS --
AND WHO KEEPS LETTING YOU IN MY OFFICE?
STOP COMING BACK HERE, MAN. 'CAUSE WE AIN'T FRIENDS.
AND THAT'S HOW THAT ALL WENT DOWN.
>> ENOUGH. OKAY, LIKE COACH, YOU PLAY HERE.
SOMEONE GAVE YOU A SHOT. THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR.
IS A SHOT. >> THIS IS SO [ BLEEP ] DUMB.
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE PLAYS, COACH.
>> I KNOW THE PLAYBOOK FRONT TO BACK.
YOU CALL ANY PLAY. I CAN RUN ANY ROUTE RIGHT NOW.
>> ALL RIGHT, ROBBIE. YOU GET PAST RILEY, YOU CAN
DRESS FOR THE GAME. >> GO, ROBBIE.
♪♪♪ >> ALL RIGHT, ROBBIE.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. >> RED 7 ON TWO.
>> DIFFERENT PLAY, DON'T KNOW THAT ONE.
>> WIDE RIGHT ON ONE. >> DIFFERENT PLAY.
>> JESUS, ROBBIE. BLUE 19 ON 3.
>> DIFFERENT PLAY. >> PLANT SIX ON TWO.
>> DIFFERENT PLAY. >> I'LL TAKE MY JERSEY BACK.
>> RED DEVIL ON THREE. >> SKIP.
>> ROBBIE, ANGEL 6 ON 2. >> GOT IT.
WHAT WAS IT, THOUGH? >> ANGEL 6 ON 2.
>> I GOT IT, COACH. [ ROBBIE GETS HIT ]
[ FARTING NOISE ] >> DUMBASS.
>> HE'S ALL RIGHT. I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE DONE
ANOTHER -- YOU KNOW, HIS PANTS. >> I ALMOST DID, BUT I HELD IT
IN. >> NO, HE DIDN'T.
>> WELL, THAT'S THAT. WE HAVE A FOOTBALL GAME TO WIN,
GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]