So, you guys, uh, more stuff about the Golden Globes.
Taron Egerton-- is that his name?--
he won for playing Elton John.
But when Elton went for the hug--
we got good eyes on this--
uh, he accidentally left him hanging.
ANNOUNCER: This is Taron Egerton's
first nomination and first win.
He wins this Golden Globe tonight
for his role as Elton John in Rocketman.
(laughter)
KIRKMAN: Whoa!
He shouldn't feel bad. That happens to me twice a day.
I-I try to hug my dry cleaner.
"Crazy week. Oh."
Um, what do you think happened here?
Well, first of all,
I can't get past how high he looks in that picture.
(laughs)
He looks so stoned.
He was probably like, "Are you going to get more snacks?"
(laughter)
I don't think he did it on purpose.
-He loves Elton Job... John too m... -SPADE: Sure.
I would have done that 'cause I'm a bitch, um, but...
He didn't do it on purpose.
-I agree. -I think it's homophobic,
-and I'm taking a stand right now. -Wait, me being a bitch?
(laughter)
I love gay people, and I'll hug all of you.
Please donate to my... No, no.
-SPADE: Solid stand. -Yeah, thank you.
I feel bad that the whole movie's
about him not getting hugged by his parents.
(laughter and applause)
And this sets him back to square one.
He's like... (sighs)
KIRKMAN: I think that...
That girl was just hogging him, and I think he was nervous.
Like, "I got to get up there. I don't have any time
-to make a speech." -SPADE: Right. That's his...
-It's the girlfriend. -She, like, would not let go.
-Yeah. -No, I think everybody's making a big deal
about him not hugging him, but it's like,
Elton John, you want a hug, get in there.
-Like, move faster. -SPADE: Yeah.
-It was awful. -How old are you?
-SPADE: Yeah. -Yeah. And, by the way,
you don't think he's hugged enough dudes in his life?
-I think we're good. -SPADE: Okay, okay.
-(laughs) -That's enough, sir.
-I was talking about Taron, not Elton. -Oh.
Okay, there were also two sort of trends last night,
we noticed. Tinted glasses.
Minted cleavage, we call it.
Not that great.
I know what I'm voting for.
What do you guys, uh, think of these?
-Uh... -Did you notice that?
-Yes. -Yeah.
-Yeah, that is... -He looks cool.
-They all look good, by the way. -They look great.
It saves on Botox. You just cover it up.
WOLF: I don't understand
why people make a big deal about cleavage
for a couple reasons. One, I'm a fan.
But also... But, like, all of us as human beings,
when there's something on your body that you like,
you show it off. I don't know what the big deal is.
Guys, if I had a ten-inch dick, I'd wear shorts every day.
-SPADE: Yeah. -(cheering and applause)
Next year...
This is next year's trend.
(laughter)
Glasses on boobs.
But I-I agree. Like, I don't... Why do we have to choose?
Why can't it be, like, tinted tits?
-SPADE: Tinted tits. -Yeah.
-Yeah, I like that. -That's a show.
-I could see Lady Gaga supporting it. -That's a show.
-It's a spin-off. -Now, I don't like to wear glasses
'cause my eyes are so gorgeous, I want people to see them.
-SPADE: Right. -But, um...
But I do think I like to wear glasses at night.
Yeah, I actually don't mind the glasses trend, either.
-Um... -(laughter and applause)
Kurt Cobain.
I think it really works.
Tom Hanks. You know Tom Hanks.
-He... Great guy. -KIRKMAN: Personally, yeah.
Lifetime achievement award. Well-deserved.
He, uh... That means you bring your whole family.
But his son Chet, who is a rapper...
He was there, and, uh, they...
And he went up to a camera last night and said this.
(in Caribbean accent): Big up, big up.
The whole island massive. It's your boy Chet
coming straight from the Golden Globes.
You see, my father, Tom Hanks, is presenting an award,
soon forward come. Big up. Tune in.
(laughter)
I got "big up." That was about it.
-He sounds Jamaican. -Yeah.
First of all, his name is Chet Hanks.
So, wait, the name you decided to change
was Hanks, not Chet?
Second of all, as a father,
look, here's the thing, what we know about our families.
'Cause we all... Everybody last night
thought the same thing I did, which was,
"He's got another son?"
Uh, because we all...
We love all our kids the same.
-We do. We love all of you the same. -Sure.
But if we had to pick one to take to an award slow,
we could pick which one pretty quickly,
-you know what I mean? -(laughter and applause)
That was a group.
I mean, he is a rapper, so he raps.
I'm-I'm gonna be completely honest.
I didn't feel like it sounded that bad.
SPADE: Right, it didn't.
I, um... But, I mean, every family has a black sheep.
It's just this one is white.
(laughter)
Maybe that's what Tom Hanks' reaction face was.
He's like, "My son's probably doing
something ridiculous in the parking lot right now."
-SPADE: Yeah. -Parking lot. I don't know.
In the car, he's like,
"Now, when we get in there... Where's Chet?"
(laughter)
"(bleep) this. We're going man-to-man."