- You okay? - No, no, no, no.
[gasping]
[screaming]
Charlotte, just pulled off my real arm!
Next time you see me, I'll probably have a cast.
This arm is fake!
- What? - What?
This is a fake arm!
It's a fake arm!
Why were you wearing a fake arm?!
- Um, I-I wasn't. - What are you hiding?!
No, ah, ah, Piper, I'm not doing--
- I wasn't hiding anything. - What is wrong with you?!
[gasping]
You've got a broken arm!
[panting]
Oh my God, Henry Hart is Kid Danger!
So much better than my plan.
My brother is Kid Danger.
But my brother is gross. So, kid dangerous is gross?
But I love Kid Danger! So, I love my brother?!
[screaming]
Why were you hiding your broken arm?
We have a right to know.
Okay. Listen, everybody. Listen. Stop poking me.
I'm not-- I'm not Kid Danger! Okay?!
Stop poking me! Stop poking me, Melvin!
Okay, I have the arm! I get to speak now!
Shh! Shh!
Thank you. Now, as I was saying, I'm not Kid Danger.
Prove it.
I will prove it, Melvin.
As soon as I... think of something.
Come with me to the janitor's closet.
I will be back with answers! 'Til then, Melvin has the arm.
- Okay. Okay. - What is it, Jasper?
Alright, take a look at the footage
of the playground pooper again.
Dude, we're just messing with you.
We know you're not the playground pooper.
Alright, I know I'm not.
- But what if you are? - But, I'm not.
- What if you are? - But, I'm not.
- What if you are? - What are you talking about?!
Just watch the footage.
Yeah. Man, we've all seen the footage.
You've got a big problem on your hands.
I know that. Thank you.
Alright, guys, listen!
What if Henry was the playground pooper?
- That's impossible, it's you. - No, it's not!
- Hey! - Ah!
Hah.
How did you get in there?
Wasn't easy.
I have an idea that will solve all of Henry's problems.
- Well, so do I. - Clog it, Cooper.
What ya got, Schwoz?
We set off a memory vape and everyone
within a three block radius has no memory of any of it
or anything else in their lives.
- I mean, maybe. - It is simple.
Yeah, but what's funny about it?
Like, when am I going haha?
Guys! I have a solution, and it's really funny.
Okay, it's been a lot of speculation today
that Henry is Kid Danger!
- He is. - He's not!
But does have something he wants to announce!
- I don't know if I can do this. - Henry Hart, everyone.
Thank you.
I, ah. Oh, right.
My sister's podium, glad that's here.
And a microphone.
Thank you, Larange. And a sign language interpreter.
Great.
Okay, uh, I know that there's a lot of speculation,
that due to my broken arm, I am Kid Danger.
[screaming]
But the fact of the matter is, I'm not... Kid Danger...
'cause
I... well... I am the playground pooper.
[gasping]
So you're Kid Danger and the playground pooper?
What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
No... I'm just... the playground pooper.
Okay, this is funny.
Prove it! Prove it! Prove it! Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!
- Okay. - Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!
As you can see in the security camera footage
of me... doing what I love, it's time stamped!
Which proves that at the exact same time
that Kid Danger, whoever he is, was getting his arm broken
by Dr. Karate... I... was on the playground.
Pooping?
Yes, Melvin. Thank you. I was pooping.
Uh, so, obviously, I, uh, I'm not Kid Danger.
Okay. Please respect my privacy as I seek help
during this difficult time. Thank you.
Wait!
How'd you break your arm, then?
Yes. How did I break my arm?
Uh. Ah. After I did my thing...
I slipped.
On poop?
Yes, Melvin, on poop.
[laughing]
Henry was on the playground where he slipped on his own poop
and broke his arm!
[laughing]
No one likes you, Melvin. No one likes you.
No further questions.