*smg4 intro* NOTICE: Swearing is censored for claims.
CONSIDER YOURSELF RETARDED!
Mario: Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa!
SMG4: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Crash *
Toadsworth: Master Mario!
Mario: No!
Peach: Mario!
Mario: No!
Luigi: Mario! Mario: No!
Toad: HEY F***** *See it is censored!*
Mario: NO!!!
Toadsworthmoney: Ummm... hehehe.
Hahaha!
PeachPie:NOOOO! MARIO! D:
Mero: Uhhh... mama mia. ugh.
???: LEROOOOOOOY!!!!!
(suddenly a Bowser appears!) OMFG SO MUCH BAD GUYS
(peach with no audio)
Mario: Uh, fine!
Peacheey: Thank you, Mario. :)
Luigi: This-a very tense moment.
Toadzwarth: Hahaha!
(weegee cries)
Peesheeye: Whoa! :O
(Craziness) Random guy 1: BLELELELELEELELELELELEL
Random Guy 2: Babies! Get your babies!
Random Guy 3: You wanna know how I got these scars?! (you don't even have scars)
Random Guy 4: I AM ON FIRE!
(random guy 4 is ded)
???: "Dear Princess Peach...
...we would like to invite you to the uniting of you and our kingdom, The WoopWoop Kingdom.
I hope you can comes soon and visit meh castle*. (That's mah castle!)
From the sexy prince of WoopWoop Kingdom.
???: (strangely)*PICTURES MAY NOT BE REAL! XD
Random Guy 5: *crushed by fridge*
Walege: Mamma mia. :(
(FANFARE PLAYS, LUIGI GASPS)
*random guy 6 with no audio*
Whoop (Random guy 7):Hahahahahaha! :D
Peach: Nice. :)
Mera: GAAYYY!!!!
Random guy 7: (Woop) Hahahahaha... WHHOOOAAAA!!!!!
THUD! (Crowd gasps)
S***!!! D:< (LIER THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CENSORED)
Hahaha... you fell down! XD
(GRUNTS)
(FANFARE PLAYS, CROWD CHEERS) Random guy 7 (Woopy) is still alive
(Mariage? MUSIC PLAYS)
(Uhhh...)
Meyriaro: Whoa! Hey stinky!
(Gibberish)
Random guy 7 (Wappo big):Hey.
Maeo: It's-a me, Mario, motherf*****! >:(
(Woop) Random guy 7: Hahahahahaha!
Hey!
Hahahahahaha!
Taoed: AW, SNAP! :D
What a d***. >:(
Hahaha!
Heh heh hehe.
(GROWLS)
(Swiggity swooty, Toadsworth is coming for le booty) XD
Random guy 8:Ahem.
Woop (Random Guy 7): HEY!
Mmmmm hmmm. (WTF HAPPENED TO STEVE!?)
mareeyior: WHOA! Mamma mia!
Blech! (I agree with you weegee)
Oh, hey... thanks. (LAUGHS LIGHTLY)
.
..
...
...W
...WT
...WTF
...WTF?
(The hobo family)
Oh, well...
Let's-a go! (Gibberish)
NO! (PUNCH LANDS)
Ouch.
Peachee! (Peachy!)
Oh no. :(
Go for it! :D
I'm sure you know my sister Chloe,
her husband Lamar,
here's fat piece of S***,
and on the end is illegitimate daughter thingy Soniqua
Where the F*** do we find these families?
Whoa! Nice. :)
WHATEVER! I DON'T CARE! XD (nice job kid XD)
(Gibberish speaking I can't possibly imagine)
He was so ugly that everyone died! (INSERT SPONGEBOB JOKE HERE.)
(I don't even know anymore; MARIO LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
(Luigi sings Jingle Bells!)
ARE YOU RETARDED?!!? D:< (DONT SAY THAT TO WEEGEE OR HE WILL DO DEATH STARE D:)
LUIGI! Shut the f*** up!!!
STOOPID! STOOPID!
Oh, come on! D:
(Sighs sadly)
Are we being r***** again? :D
I'm pretty sure no.
You know, THIS IS THE REASON WHY I MOVED OUT OF MY PARENTS HOUSE!!! XD
(Growls) Hurry up!
OK FINE MOM! UGH! DX
Where's mah spaghetti?!? (x2)
Hey! SHUT UP!
(BOTH LAUGH)
Come on! Oh no!
(Peach turns into a gif! yay!)
WOW!
Hahaha!
Ummm... heh heh heh.
Mamma mia.
I wonder what's for dinner.
YEAH, b*****! :D
Aaah! (CRASH) omg
BOTH: Nice shot! ;D ( PERFECT RATES 10/10 )
Oh h*** no!
Oh, how sad. BOO! Whoo-hoo!
(GROWLS, GIBBERISH)
(Find all of the Illuminati) (WHERE DID SMG4 COME FROM D:)
Wow, what an @$$hole. (Wait a minute what am I typing?)
(MUSIC PLAYS)
(CROWD CHEERS, BOTH LAUGH)
Oh, no f****** way! D:
Hahahahahaha!
(GROWLS) MamaF**ker!
MARIO STOP! (from racist mario)
(LAUGHS) Thank you very much! Thank you! Thank you!
BOO! YOU STINK!!! D:< (Insert SpongeBob joke here)
Hey! :(
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS) (LUIGI GASPS) Oh no!
(GROWLS, GIBBERISH)
(GASPS)
(BOWSER LAUGHS EVILLY AND LUIGI CLAPS)
(GROWLS)
I AIINNN'TTTT HAVING THAT S**T !
Say Whhaaatttt?????
(GIBBERISH SPEAKING)
Mamma mia.
Heh heh heh...
(GIBBERISH)
I AIN'T HAVING THAT S**T! (again.)
YEAH! (Laughs)
(GIBBERISH TALKING)
(Growls, gibberish)
Here we go!
Ha ha ha ha!
Let's-a go... LUIGI!!! MamaF**ker!
(LUIGI BAWLING)
Mamma mia...
Hahaha!
Mmm hmm.
Wahoo! Let's-a go!
Waaaa! HALP HALP HALP!
(GIBBERISH SPEAKING) HALP!!!
Are you (CENSORED) serious? :|
I'M TOTALLY (CENSORED) SERIOUS RIGHT NOW! D:
OK. Whatever. |:(
Ho ho ho!
Whoo hooo! Let's-a go!
(FAR FROM DISTANCE) Ha ha ha!
(ACTION MUSIC PLAYS; TOADSWORTH BABBLING)
WTF IS THAT?!!?
Why don't we just...
I don't know, shoot him?
Shoot him right in the head?
YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Punch lands)
What the (CENSORED)?
Uhhh... do you feel... woozy at all, like you're going to pass out?
Uhhh, no. I feel mildly annoyed. Does that count?
S***! Yaaaaahhh!
AAAH! (Screams)
HOLY S*** WHAT DO I DO?!!?
The power of Satan - I mean Jesus compels you!
Finally, I'm-a get to move on the ground. :)
BOOM! (Mario screams)
Ha ha ha!
Mamma mia! (CRIES)
Alright, alright!
Uh oh. -What's going on in here?!
(ALL SCREAMS)
La la la la la la! :)
Oh no. :(
NAME DAT SONG!
WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON?!!? DDD:
(Door opens) Ha ha ha! Heh heh heh.
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
Oh yeah...
WHAT?!!?
Ummm...
Swiggity swooty, I am coming for the booty. :D
(SCREAMS)
(MARIO SCREAMS)
STAHP RIGHT THERE!
Okie dokkie. (GIBBERISH)
(Friends)
Ooohoho! Let's-a go. :)
DO THE MARIO!
SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE CMON LETS GO AND LETS GO DO THE MARIO XD
(Gun shoots)
Aw, (CENSORED)! DX
(WHIMPERS) Mamma mia... huh? Wow!
(LAUGHS) Oh yeah. :D
(ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!) {Insert Megamind joke here}
Waaahh! Help! (SCREAMS HORRIFICALLY)
(WHIMPERING)
(Summon Pokemon crab thing I can't possibly imagine!)
Uhhh...
(LAUGHS TRIUMPALLY)
You look ridiculous!
(Growing up sound effect plays)
(OH GOD NO)
(ROARS ANGRILLY, LUIGI SCREAMS)
OH S****!!! 13x DDD:
Crash!
(CRIES)
I ain't got nobody... where is everybody?
Oh, hey Mario!
(LAUGHS HEROICALLY)
NAME DAT SONG (Again)!
(Screaming) MOLESTER!
I am coming for the booty! XD
Mamma mia. (GROANS)
Hmmmmm... (GASPS) ding!
(GIBBERISH TALKING)
(GIBBERISH, GROWLS)
HI GUYS! CAN I JOIN YOU GUYS?! :DDD (oh so that aint steve...UH OH!)
No! (GROWLS)
EEP!
AAAH! NO!
(STEPHE ROARS FURIOUSLY, MARIO SCREAMS)
SHE'S A B****!
(BOTH SCREAMS)
(LUIGI SCREAMING, LOBSTER THING ROARS ANGRILLY)
Sweet merciful crap! (Insert Simpsons joke here)
(RANDOM PANICING SOUNDS)
(NAME DAT SONG!)
(TOO LATE! XD)
(Sighs sadly)
(SCREAMING) -GIMME DAT BUTT! :D
crash! WAAAAH!!!
LUIGI?!!?
boom!
MARIO?!!?
crash!
Steve! :D
(Everyone groans) MARIO: I AINT GOT NOBODY
thud!
Oh my f****** god... DDD:
Hoo hoo. C'mon, wee hee.
(PHONE RINGING, DIALS)
What, wait. How'd you... what...?!
beep! Hello?
(On the phone) Ho ho ho! (GIBBERISH)
What?! Not my Peach! Who did this?! I WILL EAT THEIR SOULS! D:<
(Scream from distance)
What is that noise?
AAH!
crash!
Kids like you want to make this world a terrible place! Don't you know that killing is NEVER the answer?!!?
Well you should face up to the consequences of your...
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYS)
WHAT THE F***?! (Screams in pain)
Nice shot! ;D
Princess! Let's go!
(Sighs)
(GROWLS ANGRILY)
(Cries)
(Sighs sadly, breathes)
Okie dokey! Let's-a go!
Mario! Oh, oh!
Waaah? No!
Yeah, you're going to prison. |:\
AW (CENSORED)!!! DX
Thanks for watching!
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CENSOR COUNT: 34
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