behind me is Wildwood elementary school this is where I spent the first seven
years of schooling of my life times were good at Wildwood I worked my way up the
ranks and became a trusted member of the society in Westland Michigan at the
start of sixth grade there were two extracurricular programs which were
called the safeties and the service squad service squad was more designated
for females he'd be cleaning up in the cafeteria holding doors open within the
school the safeties was a program which is coveted by the males and mostly the
sixth graders to be a safety you would be in charge of making sure no kids were
killed while crossing intersections like this this is one of my posts of my crew
of safeties it was all male 7 in total we were responsible for getting to
school 30 minutes before it starts and staying 30 minutes after it ends to make
sure everybody crosses the streets safely we'd stand there with our arms
out we had a job and we did our job for the first half of the year I was the
captain of the safeties the benefit of extending my school day and saving lives
was the occasional cup of hot chocolate on only the coldest of days we did it
for the love of the school for the safety of the individuals second half of
the year started the instructor of the safeties a female teacher said you did a
great job Jeff but all good things must come to an end we're appointing Kim a
fifth-grade girl as captain of the safeties I was demoted I asked her if I
did anything wrong she said no it's just her time to become the captain because
she needs a fair chance we had a guy the first half now it's
time for a girl she's not qualified we're putting lives at risk
you have no idea how to defend a nation you put people's
lives in danger by demoting me this is unacceptable the only recourse I
could think of was strike with the rest of the safeties I got everybody off the
squad and she was left squad 'less with a few girls from the service squad to
ensure the safety of all the kids kindergarten through sixth grade that
had to get to school safely in the morning and in the afternoon this is the
day I realized that affirmative action is a thing and sexual equality is a
farce I know people are gonna get triggered by this but this is the
reality they put a less qualified individual on
the corners to take care of people when it was not needed at all you put
people's lives in danger I'll never forget this moment it was a big turning
point in my life let's not even talk about how I got denied entrance into
University of Michigan Ann Arbor because I was a white male but I got admitted to
University of Michigan Dearborn affirmative action is a thing racial
inequality sexual inequality gender bias unacceptable in today's society but yet
it happened almost 25 years ago never forget and there you have it reporting
from Wildwood Elementary School in Westland Michigan this is Geoff Bowes
Penn Station home of the East Coast
you gotta Simmons how are you might be
that's real questionable bro it's kind of small
looks real small doesn't look birds and meats right did I have all the meats
yeah Philly cheesesteak large fresh-cut fries fresh-squeezed lemonade so what
are the Detroit casinos like well-to-do they're not anything like Las Vegas they
do not give a f--- about you the player the players boyfriend or girlfriend or
no free watermelon juice is down here you are 100% on your own no chip runners
no buying chips at the table you good luck give me my ring are the White
Russians cops
and we have arrived at the Motor City casino in Detroit Michigan I got an
inside tip that on the first in the 15th of every month
is when the games are the most lucrative
no idea why those dates are relevant today is the 14th so this is probably
not the best day to be here it is what it is let's get that money 1 2 2 5 no
limit let's see what we can hop into
she rope somebody common
we arrive at Motor City casino and we immediately get a seat in the 1 2 No
Limit Hold'em pot limit Omaha round by round cash game a very rare occurrence
so I sit down with my buddy Derek and we're in the action hold for a few
orbits pretty card dead win a few small pots max buying is 300 we're in for 300
we're playing pot limit Omaha and we have the King Jack ten nine clubs and
spades beautiful hand to limp under the gun Mike back raise if there's some dead
money but that's probably not needed for limbers the flop comes ten ten nine
rainbow beautiful I've had five dollars a guy to my left
makes it ten dollars a guy who's already bought for five times in an hour
puts in the flat call in the small blind so I I think we can go either way here
with a call or re-raise we do want to build the pot and charge draws and the
one remaining 10x combo and we want to get it in verse pocket nines of course
so I make it $35 guy who made a 10 didn't realize that I bet five and gets
all mad until calls the 35 guy in the small blind says it and shoves all in
for one hundred and fifty dollars pretty easy decision here we put in the flat
call other guy folds or up against Queen ten five deuce the turn is a six and the
river is a three and we busted player
he quickly realized tables pretty juicy brakes pretty high with a $2.00 bad beat
drop and we're now sitting on $600 from our $300 buy-in
feeling good I love being home in Detroit the VIP it raises in early
position we look down at the nut worst pocket aces but it's still good enough
to isolate we want to get this heads up and he has a very short stack so we pot
it to 36 flop comes pretty wet we put him in he has two pair and holds
Table seven w once you run by rat here
no that's site but the draw this is Georgie no no no I says a lot of runner
seven sorry
got top dollar
I'm gonna chop this one go all in and I catch my yeah I'm happy playing
they have it all here there I wanted that would they do
in for 300 out for 550 nice little profit let's go to MGM Detroit