- And hopefully.
- Put your (bleep) arm down, Cory.
(arm springs) - Oh.
- Holy (bleep), he's like a slot machine!
(Jordan laughs)
- Oh yeah, there's some muscle damage as well, but --
(bleep)
- Buckle up, folks
'cause today we're reacting to Trailer Park Boys.
I've never actually seen this show before
but I've heard the medical scenes could be a little wild
and out there.
So brace yourselves, and let's dive right in.
(bleep)
- Oh my (bleep),
does anybody know how to do the Heimlich remover?
(record scratches) - Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Heimlich remover?
(tape rewinds)
- Does anybody know how to do the Heimlich remover?
- (laughs) It sounds like he's saying Heimlich remover.
It's Heimlich maneuver.
The guy's doing the universal sign for "I'm choking."
So the first thing you do,
actually if somebody's doing that, is are you choking?
And the person will hopefully shake their head yes.
- I'm not getting behind him and squeezing him,
it'll turn him on!
- Well, he's (bleep) turning blue (Jordan laughs)
so you either turn him on,
or he's gonna die! - He's gonna die.
- The sausage must have bonded to the esophageal wall.
You gotta use a pumping motion, Julian.
- I'm pumping him! (Jordan laughs)
- All right, wait a minute. We gotta pause there.
He's doing a good job, actually.
He's getting behind him,
you make a fist, put it right into the solar plexus,
put the other hand over top of this area,
and you're pushing and squeezing as hard as you can.
- Jesus Christ (groaning)
- Uh, he's getting (Jordan laughs)
- Oh my God.
- This hurts?
- No, just keep going!
- Don't stop! We're losing him!
(groaning)
- Oh my (bleep),
we need more pressure
on the center of the gut.
- Yup. If you're by yourself,
and there's nobody to do that Heimlich maneuver for you,
then you can actually go to a corner of a table,
corner of a chair,
and actually push your solar plexus against it
and force your body into it,
to try to do the Heimlich maneuver on yourself.
- Check the table,
use the edge to focus more torque on the belly.
- Jesus, this is so (bleep)
- The person probably will have already passed out.
But a lot of times in these situations,
they're using up more oxygen.
When the person's actually trying
to do the Heimlich maneuver
and they're getting tired,
somebody needs to switch in.
We do the same thing when somebody's doing CPR.
Instead of using your cell phone
to take video and photos, call 911.
(yells)
- Oh! (children cheer)
That is so disgusting and successful.
(Jordan laughs)
- You just saved my life! Can you believe it?
- Oh my gosh, okay.
He has an erection.
Most likely, he is not sexually aroused.
There is reflexes that occur that could just
have an erection for a multitude of nonsexual reasons.
At the end of the day, he saved his life.
He did the right thing.
- I don't know what the (bleep) is going on,
but watch this.
- What the (bleep)? - What the heck?
- What is that?
- Oh my God, it looked like some kind of a tapeworm
or something.
- Medical term for worm, we call them helminths.
It's a very weird term.
There's round worms
there's tape worms.
Typically it's usually from bad water, bad food.
There's even worms that actually crawl through your feet,
if you're barefoot on the ground.
Typically here in the United States
we don't see them very often.
- In many cases, tapeworms can be forced
from a host using garlic, cinnamon, or laxatives.
(blender whirring)
- Whoa.
I don't know about this home remedy,
but we have anti-parasitic medications
that we use to kill these different
types of worms in our bodies.
- You don't like that? Huh? Well, (bleep) you then.
Say goodbye, (bleep) face. (Jordan laughs)
- You hear, like, jokes about it.
Where like, hey, if I get a tape worm
at least I'll lose some weight
and typically that's because
of lack of absorption of nutrients,
not necessarily because
the worms are eating all the food for you.
- I got him!
- Don't let him retreat, Julian!
- Oh my gosh.
(yelling and groaning)
(Jordan laughs) - Got him!
- No!
That looks like a roundworm because it looks more round.
Like literally round and a tape worm is actually flat
like a piece of tape.
Usually it's further down into the small intestines
so the way to get it out actually is pooping 'em out.
You wouldn't necessarily be able to pull it
out of the mouth.
- Mm, they're good at pooping.
- (bleep) Boys brace for impact.
- Ricky!
(crashing) - Oh!
- Is everyone okay?
- I think my neck might be broken like way worse.
- Jesus Murphy!
- Hey, I don't think your neck
should do that. - Whoa!
You guys'd be surprised.
Car accidents are so common here in the United States.
This individual has a 180 degree rotated head
cervical injury.
If he's moving, the spinal cord is actually intact
but don't try to then relocate it back.
- That jump was totally awesome.
You almost landed that (bleep).
- You're (bleep) right I did.
- All right, you need to go to the hospital --
Whoa!
- Jesus (bleep). - Whoa.
What the heck?
Look at that bone just popping out.
Bones sticking out, splint in place
and get to the hospital.
Find some branches or just a swath
or a shirt and just pin it in place.
No matter what, you need to go to the operating room.
- Man. That is dope! - Oh my God.
Yeah, don't do that, oh man.
- I'm a windmill!
- Oh no.
- Oh my God! - See, what the heck?! Jesus.
See what happens when you do stupid things.
Arm's gone now.
You need to make sure you get the limb
and bring that with you
because there's always a chance of reimplantation.
You don't wanna put it on ice cause freezer burn,
so it's actually usually a cold water type bath
with ice around it in a bag, separate from the ice.
- Excuse me, out of the way,
coming through, people. - Don't, don't --
We have a serious medical emergency here.
- This situation happens every day.
We understand it is an emergency for you as an individual.
But we look at things, life and death.
In this situation his limb needs to be seen ASAP.
Sorry, he does get to cut the line.
- Calm down and wait in line like everyone else.
- Tell me you are (bleep) blind.
His (bleep) arm gets ripped off and his neck's on backwards.
We need serious medical help here.
Write the (bleep) now, you idiot.
- It doesn't help at all
at screaming at the hospital staff.
Make the individual aware that is a major problem
and trust me, they're trained
and they will be able to notice and see and fix it.
- And is there someone we might be able to speak to
about a possible overdose on psilocybin fungi?
- So magic mushroom is what he's talking about.
- My arms starting to turn purple
like that Dino dog on the Flintstones.
Is that normal?
- No, it's not normal. - Yup.
- I need you to fill out
some paperwork - Nope.
- And we'll get to you as soon as we can.
- The hospitals I work at, there's no filling out paperwork.
You get rushed right back to the room.
- Done! Arm's as good as new.
Just let the glue dry and the stitches heal
for 24 hours before you start jacking with it.
- Yeah, no. Not putting any glue on that thing, okay?
- Hey, wait. What's going on with my hand?
I can't open it.
- (beep) Oh, that's nerve damage.
It'll come back at some point.
- The nerves get destroyed.
They're actually very stringy,
like Polly-O string cheese where it retracts.
- Put your arm (beep) down, Cory.
(arm springs) - Oh!
- Holy (bleep), he's like a slot machine!
(Jordan laughs)
- Oh yeah, there's a muscle damage as well, but --
- That arm goes to the operating room.
The vessels get reattached.
So it's actually really, really complicated
and you get be in the hospital for a long time
and then you're actually gonna be in rehab thereafter.
You wouldn't use glue on this injury
nor would you be discharged from the hospital
when it's still looking purple.
- Anytime we ever cross the bridge,
the old man would stop the car in the middle,
get out, - What?
- Chug a beer, and piss off the bridge.
- Ricky, you're not pissing off the Confederation bridge.
There's too many curves.
- Too many curves.
Where are they from?
Where is this accent from?
- Oh gosh, oh gosh.
- Oh! (yelling)
- What the --
(yelling)
- Is it still there?
Is it hanging off? What's going on?
- It's still there, Ricky,
but it looks like it got tangled up in a weed whacker!
(Jordan laughs)
- Birds potentially carry different diseases.
You gotta get to the hospital, stop any bleeding.
There's a lot of different blood vessels
that you have to worry about with your penis.
You'll need antibiotics and you need to have
any of the wounds cleaned as well as sewn up if needed.
- Oh man, that (bleep)-eating bird
was not part of (bleep) tradition.
- Oh, obviously we gas that person. (Jordan laughs)
- Look at what you got now,
now got a little King Tut mummy bird.
- Ah (bleep) it hurts.
I'm glad it didn't (bleep) rip thing off.
I just hope it doesn't scar me
and the last thing I (bleep) need is more scars.
- What?
So you do have to be careful scarring
where the tissue is a little bit harder and more tense.
Then what ends up happening is, with erectile tissue,
when you actually try to have an erection,
it may not expand and stretch in that certain area
and there could be some bends.
So it's just something to be aware of
and protect the goods down below.
This was awesome though.
I've never seen Trailer Park Boys before.
It was actually really funny.
Good scenarios, actually good teaching opportunities.
But if you guys really like this,
definitely binge watch my doctor reaction series right here.
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Thank you so much for watching
and stay healthy my friends.
(beep) (upbeat music)