-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
"why I'm single" stories from you guys.
Here we go. This first one's from @RickyP3rd
He says...
[ Audience "aww"s ]
-RickyP3rd... -Yeah.
This one's from @SweatyBetty.
[ Laughter ] -Well, there you go.
-No, that's not the reason. -Oh, I'm sorry.
-That's not the reason why she's single.
No.
She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Laughs ] What?
This one is from @tidewoddergirl.
She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
I like this. -My eyes!
This...
This one's from @Keirstinyo. -Yo!
-She says...
[ Laughter ]
What? -"New Brittany".
-The new...
You're new Brittany. Oh, gosh. - Oops. You did it again.
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @ninjamandr1221.
He says...
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's kind of brilliant. -Genius.
-That's kind of genius. -Yeah.
-[ Chuckles ] God. -Like a trough.
-Yeah, I love it.
-Yeah... -Yeah, exactly, yeah.
This one's from @itsShyyyyyyyyyy.
She says...
He's like, "No, do you have the date?"
-No... -Do you have the date?
Oh, God. -"Date". Oof.
This last one's from @GrandpaBerty.
-Ohh.
-She says...
-Oh, there you go. Oh, my God.
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