Top 10 Dumbest Text Messages – Part 2 How’s it going all you most amazing people
I am Landon Dowlatsingh and welcome back to another most amazing top 10 video.
Let’s not waste any time here, since the first video did so well we are making a part
two.
This is the top 10 dumbest text messages – part 2.
If you guys missed part 1 click right over here.
I know ive sent out a lot of dumb text messages I am sure we have all fell victims to this
but its funny to laugh at.
So starting off at number 10 with this one.
You left your phone at home.
This was sent to this persons dad, and I guess there was no reply.
Do you want to know why their was no reply.
. . well maybe its because he left his phone at home.
This just doesn’t make sense and I don’t think this guy gets how this works.
Maybe you should go to your dads work with his phone and drop it off that would be much
better than this.
Things are about to get hella awkward with this next one at number 9.
Love, what do you want quanity or quality orgasms tonight?
. . . . DAD.
.. . WRONG . . NUMBER.
. . ignore this.
Is this real life right now what the heck just happened did this dad just text his kid
by mistake asking their mom if she wants to have quick sex tonight or if they should take
their time.
I would try and find one of those Man in black memory loss sticks and try to zap this embarrassing
memory from your kids head.
Imagine being that child you are not scared for life, and now you know what your parents
are up to tonight.
Imagine the mom has no idea about this conversation and shes like hey hun don’t come in my room
tonight I have a really bad head ach.
And than your like well your head cant hurt that much if dads going to bang you tonight.
. . What did you just saw.
Laughing in at number 8 with more dumbness is this, Hey John!
HEY did you know Microsoft just bought skype for more than 10 million dollars?
REALLY!?
IDIOTS.
. . THEY COULD HAVE DOWNLOADED IT FOR FREE.
This is way to funny, is this guy serious right now.
This guy just thought Microsoft got a skype account for 10 million dollars how does he
even think that.
I bet his friend is thinking he could just sell another company his skype account and
become rich.
Well hopefully he doesn’t go on a spending spree before trying to sell his account and
realizes the big mistake he just made.
Imagine seeing this on Ebay.
Skype account user name dumbdumb23 on sale for 9 million dollars.
The description would be this is a steal Micosoft bought their account for 10 million.
And if you buy two accounts right now you get the 3rd free.
Moving into number 7 with a autocorrect fail that turns embarrassing.
Hey, mom can I sleep at Dan’s tonight?
We’re just going to bang, Oh and we’ll call josh so he can join us.
His mom doenst care.
Shell be there with us too.
Ok wait wait a minute let me just stop this conversation.
This guy just told his mom that he is going to have this huge orgy with a few of his buddies
and their mom.
Well this is what the mom said.
WHAT!!
MATTHEW PLASKET, ARE YOU JOKING YOU’D BETTER BE JOKING!
I THOUGHT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND.
. . oh Man sorry mom jesus I meant hang.
As in Hangout.
This mom was so dumb she actually thought this Orgy was going down and for some reason
her son felt so close to her he told her about it.
Well the conversation goes on.
OH I THOUGHT YOU’D FINALLY COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.
Mom!
Ya I don’t think she made things any better.
This next one this boyfriend trolls his girlfriend but I don’t think it was intentional.
At number 6 we have this.
Happy Birthday Babyyy.
AWW THANK YOU SWEETHEART!
WHAT DID YOU GET ME? :p
It was suppose to be a surprise, but you remember that pink Mercedes that you wanted to badly?
OMG OMG OMG OMG YES YES YES YES IM SCREAMING NOW OMG!!!
Well I got you a toothbrush in the same color.
Than the girlfriend replied with . . . I think she just broke up with him this was so dumb.
He got his girlfriend to freak out because she thought he just bought her a Mercedes
Bens.
I wonder what kind of job first of all this guy has for his girlfriend to think she is
getting a brand new car for her birthday.
I wonder what she gets for Christmas.
And why the heck did this guy just buy his girlfriend a toothbrush what are you trying
to say.
Alright are you guys ready for this next one.
. ok 1, 2, 3 boom number 5 we have this.
Hey I have to tell you something.
HEY I DO TO ok lets say it at the same time OK 1,2,3 CAN WE BREAK UP?
Will you marry me?
Is this real life right now this is two completely opposite things.
This was so dumb.
I would of said oh you have something to tell me what is it?
If the person said can we break up you know it’s not the best time to ask that person
to marry you.
And why was this a proposal on the phone and not in person clearly you were not as close
to the person as you thought.
I wonder how the conversation went after this.
Number 4.
I can’t help but to laugh at this next one and I am hoping this person isn’t serious.
IS EVERYTHING OK yeah just need some space.
Than this person just sent pictures of space.
I mean this is pretty funny and it would cheer me up but I there is a chance this person
actually thought Sarah wanted pictures of space for some reason.
I would be like oh that’s kinda weird but here you go here are all the pictures I can
find on space.
I wonder if Sarah was pissed about this or If it cheered her up who knows.
Only sarah knows.
Alright gangster friend comes into number 3.
DUDE WHAT IS YOUR STREET NAME?
Lil Marco YOU LIVE ON A STREET CALLED LIL MARCO?
Ohhhh you meant my address?
Ya what else was he asking you what is your gangster name?
why do you even have a gangster name like that and if you were a ganster I couldn’t
take you serious.
(Put a bandana on me make me look ganster, give me a gun lol) Give me all your money!!
Oh shiiiiiitttt , wait, does your name tag say Lil Marco on it, is that your gangster
name why are you little, and why do you have a name tag on.
Moving into number 2 we have another mom who is just trying to figure out the world of
technology.
She sends a picture to her kid and says it’s a beautiful day!
Wish you were here!
Just look at this view!
MOM, YOUR FINGER IS COVERING THE LENS.
Oops!
Can you see it now?
And she sents it again.
YOU CANT JUST SENT THE SAME PICTURE.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER ONE.
How about now?
As she sends the same picture again.
LOOKS GREAT MOM.
This is the funniest thing ever.
This mom actually believed that this picture would update and her finger would no longer
be in the frame.
What is this some harry potter shit going on where pictures can move on its own.
I like how at the end this person just gave up and didn’t care about the view, they
were just like looks great mom.
Finally at number 1 with this one that makes no sense.
We have two dumb dumbs in this one.
Why aren’t you answering?
SORRY, I DROPPED MY PHONE AND I CAN’T FIND IT.
ILL TEXT YOU WHEN I FIND IT.
Okay.
You find it yet?
NO ok ley me know when you do.
I am not even sure what to say for this one.
This is to Jons buddy, how the heck did you text back saying ill text you when I find
it.
Than Jon was like oh shit, I hope you find your phone man, if you don’t find it than
we wont be able to text anymore.
I wonder how many days it took this guy to find his phone.
He probably gave hourly updates on his phone.
Did you find your phone yet, nope.
Its been 2 weeks.
Ikr it must have been an iPhone those things seem to always walk away they make the phones
to smart now.