[Anthony] Natalie, thank you so much for coming in and giving me advice today.
Mm-hmm.
[Anthony] Don, thank you so much for coming out, man.
Yup.
I'm looking for some advice 'cause I'm in kind of a pickle.
What do you mean?
-I'm in a little bit of trouble. -Oh.
Have you ever been in trouble?
Uhhh, lots of times.
So, I was driving over here this morning. Someone was backing out of their driveway
*Crash* [Anthony mutters something]
and I bumped into the back of their car.
-Roll up the window. -Why?
-Roll up your window. -What are you doing?
-Roll up your window! Roll up your window! -Are you serious? Are you just going to drive away right now?
And, I thought about stopping but I was kind of in a hurry. So, I drove away.
-Uh... That is bad.
But, relieved that you survived.
Have you ever broken anything and not told someone?
Or done something bad and ran away?
If I did, then I would just tell the truth.
*Angelic choir singing*
If someone came up to me and said:
...for your punishment?" What should I say?
Ice cream!
*Heavy metal music*
Just like, go to your room and just think about what happened.
I'll forget about it
and, then just act like it never happened?
I decided I'm gonna go back.
And...
make things better.
-It's right there. -Oh...
It's not that bad.
It's not that bad!
[man off camera] It's a lot of damage.
When I first show up,
what do you think I should say
to the person who
is probably angry with me?
BAK BAK BBAAAK!
That sounds stupid.
You can get away from my car, man.
Woah!
Hey! Yooo!
You did enough damage already, what are you doing?
BAK BAK PEKAA!
What?
BAK BAK PEKA!
That sounds stupid.
Are you calling me a chicken?
BAK BAK BEKAAA!
Are you calling me a chicken right now?
What should I do when I'm about to get in trouble for it?
I would just drop to the floor and start crying.
I don't care if it didn't happen-- you're sitting now.
What? Are you gonna go in a fetal position now? What the --
Would you feel guilty if you, hit and run on someone's car and drove away?
What should I say to make sure the police don't get involved?
You should say that...
how much you don't want them to call 911.
Please don't call 911.
Are there any dances I could do, to take their mind off things?
*Intense music*
NAMASTEE!
What are you doing the worm right now, is this your first time ever doing-
*calmly* Namaste...
*More intense music*
*Louder beat/ear rape*
Okay.
Yeah, no, it's the guy who hit my car. He's flossing right now and dabbing outside the car.
Can you just come home? I don't --
Take one!
Woah -- kay!
I should throw orbs at this person?
YES.
FWAA!
*Quietly* Namastee.
You're saying namaste?
*Quietly*Namastee...
Namaste?
Don't! If you say that one more time,
*Voice distorting* I will make a ball, bigger than your whole body and I'll smash it!
What, are you f**kin' doing magic now?
PFFF!
Okay!
NAMASTE!
Namaste? What, asshole?
I'm going to beat the shit -- *Anthony interrupts him* [Anthony] I don't know why you need to be so confrontational here!
I'm repairing your car!
Tell them "I met a wizard that can lemitate." [Don mispronounces word]
I met a wizard and I can lemitate.
*Whooshing sounds* -Lemitate?
*Quietly* Namaste...
Tell him you met five wizards!
I met five wizards.
Shut up!
Do you think you could write me a note for what you think I should give to this guy if he ends up being angry?
So I should give him this?
No. So basically it is just a reminder. You should just read it like, a couple times and then you can do that exact same thing to the man
Anthony: Sorry
Guy: Great... I'm so glad you wrote that down
If he cuts you off and it starts getting really dramatic, just cry a little
Guy: and the crying. I feel like I need to be one of those people who just gets my phone out and records
*Anthony interrupts* Sorry!
Can you draw me a picture to give to him if he gets mad?
*deep voiced* Don't look
I won't look!
You really think this thing is gonna help him be less mad at me?
*surly* yes
That's her being mad
And that's a creepy face
What should I say when I give this to him?
Namaste
Namaste, bow to wizards
What the fuck is this?
Thank you so much Don, I think that this advice will really help me today, I will see you again soon
Don: BAAAGRR
Oh, okay, ouch
Anthony: Alright lets go
Let's go, let's go, let's go
Guy: If you guys fucking leave right now
If you leave
Let's go
Thank you Natalie
No problem
Thank you so much
No problem
Guy: you son of a bitch
Move the fucking car, okay
*Tires skidding*
You see him?
Guy: No, no, no, no, no
Well, I think that went pretty well, what do you guys think
Yeah