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...Food Review!
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This is Running On Empty Food Review,
I am your host, The Report Of The Week.
Well, it's an early...
Early evening review.
Sun's kinda starting to set.
The cicadas are coming out. They're gonna be loud.
And you're gonna hear them making the noise.
But I want you to use your imagination on this one.
Close your eyes. Think.
And just pretend that the sound of the cicadas are like... little mini helicopters.
Chauffeuring all the people to Pizza Hut so that they can can get the Cheesy Bites Pizza.
So we'll just be creative with this one.
With that masterful opening,
And that was a helicopter experiencing some technical difficulties, but anyway...
With that masterful opening, and those precious words of wisdom,
now into the review. The Cheesy Bites Pizza from Pizza Hut is back.
It's back. It's here.
One of my favorite releases from Pizza Hut. One of my favorite items.
I've enjoyed this one from the start and I'm always thankful they bring it back.
The Cheesy Bites Pizza like Stuffed Crust Pizza.
Though it's separated into these little pullable, poppable bites that are filled with cheese.
They have a little bit of like a garlic seasoning,
though you can omit that if you wish.
And it's just a really fun pizza.
Comes with these bites, comes with marinara dipping sauce.
Comes with one, I got two. I got an extra one.
But it does come with one cup of dipping sauce, which is a great addition.
I'm very thankful for that.
And it's just a really fun pizza overall.
So I'm always glad when they bring it back just because...
You know, it's like Christmas coming early, you know.
It's one of those things will sometimes bring it back to promote a movie or something.
Or they'll just bring it back to bring it back.
That's in this case anyway. like last year when they had the Cheesy Bites Pizza,
It was to promote the...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie that we all forgot existed at this point.
But this time they're just bringing it back for fun. This is what it looks like.
You can see there I am, hopefully, with the Cheesy Bites Pizza.
You can see it's pepperoni on it and all the little bites circling around it
and then got the marinara sauce there.
There's a real close up look for you if you want.
Hopefully you can see it all right.
We're just gonna pull out a slice. We'll go with this one if we can get it.
Alright.
And this is what it looks like, you know, standard like a stuffed crust pizza and there's the bites.
So that's what it looks like. I'm just gonna eat the slice.
Give a very brief little... you know, summation about that,
and then we'll just go into the crust and we'll tell you about that.
Cheesy Bites Pizza from Pizza Hut, going in.
There is a trio of Cheesy Bites right there.
At the bottom here you can see,
It's a very elusive practice.
So this is some rare proof.
This is what they call Cheesy Bites Fusion.
You see it there how they're kind of fused into the pizza slice.
One day they actually hope to... you know, be able to power our cars with this energy, but we'll see.
As for the pizza itself. Well, what does it taste like. Is it anything special?
If you get a stuffed crust pizza,
you know that it kinda has more of a hand-tossed style to it,
where it isn't too doughy like their pan pizza,
nor is it really crispy either. It's like a little bit of a mix.
A little thinner it's like a hand-tossed style pizza. Keep that in mind.
The pizza slice itself is a little greasy.
I gotta raise my voice so we can combat the helicopter noises.
It's a little greasy. The pepperoni itself has a little bit of a saltiness to it.
You know, it's greasy, salty, a little cheesy.
Though the sauce itself is good.
You know, it always comes in there and kind of gives a little bit of a, you know,
a robust, a little bit of a sweetness there to it. Goes nicely with it.
The pizza though is not incredible.
In so much that that is the main signature piece of the dish.
But what we're really focused on is the Cheesy Bites themselves.
I'm gonna try that now. I'm gonna eat this one with no sauce,
and then we'll go into this one and eat it with some sauce.
So now we're gonna try the cheesy bites.
Look at that sauce action. Wow.
Yeah.
The Cheesy Bites Pizza is just a really fun...
Once that's a fun pizza to eat overall if you ask me quite frankly.
Where...
It's just... I don't know. I just think it's fun.
You know, You get the crust there where you can just rip it off.
You can... you know, eat the bites one at a time. You can try and make it like a...
...a contest we can just... you know, shove them all in there,
whatever you want to do, whatever, you know,
I guess whatever makes you happy.
But the Cheesy Bites themselves are good.
I would personally recommend getting it with the buttery garlic.
Little seasoning on the crust. they can then add some good flavor.
If you're not a fan of it, again you don't have to get that seasoning on the crust.
The Cheesy Bites so they're fine.
You know, you get that a little bit of a cheesiness in there.
The marinara sauce really ties it all together if you ask me.
I would just recommend really taking advantage of the marinara sauce.
Dip it in really good, you know, get it covered there.
Just be really tasty, really fun, and just really enjoyable overall, but this was...
It's really good. I enjoy it.
I'd say if you like the Stuffed Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut you'll like this.
They've had this for years. I'm sure many of you have tried this of course, you already know what to expect.
There's no major changes or...
...anything like that with this new re-release.
So it's the same as it ever was but that's good. They did it.
They do it good, they did it good, and it continues to be good.
So that being said, price for this is around $13.
So give or take and maybe a few cents depending on your region.
And comes with the marinara sauce, which is very good. Again, that's a pleasant step in the right direction.
Glad they did that.
And overall, I think it just tastes really good. So I'm impressed by it.
And that being said out of 10 I'm gonna be giving this a 9.17 out of 1o.
That's a 9.17 out of 10.
I just think it's a really good pizza. I've always enjoyed it.
I continue to enjoy it, and they just did a good job with this thing.
Just a really enjoyable, fun to eat stuffed crust pizza.
And I think you'll like it too honestly.
All right, on a final note,
It's starting to get dark so I'm going to wrap it up.
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