Okay, high schoolers, got everything you need?
Great, have a good day, bye.
Wait! I can't find my whoopee cushion.
I don't have time for--
Thanks, Mom. Toot-a-loo! [laughing]
Oh, Mom, I forgot it's my turn
to bring the team snack for practice.
Uh, here's a half eaten banana,
just, you know, cut off the brown parts.
Going live in five, four, three, two.
Good morning, Royal Woods Middle School.
I'm Lincoln Loud.
And I'm Clyde McBride!
And kangaroos, this is your news!
[chattering]
Okay, lift your arms, Boris.
Oh, wow!
Now you're ready for the afterlife.
Get changed Princess, the rope is waiting.
And it will continue to do so, Coach P.
This is 30% of your grade, kid.
[groaning]
[grunting]
[ringing]
I mean right away, Coach.
Ooh.
[clearing throat] Uh, I gotta pee Coach, uh, P.
So do I.
Okay everyone, move it! Royalty comin' through.
If this damages my nails, you will be hearing
from my attorney. Alley-oop!
[bell ringing]
Wow, Lola, I've never seen that kinda hustle
from you before.
Oh. Oh, right, um, I'm in training
for a Miss... Survivalist pageant.
[giggling]
You've got this!
You can do it, go, go.
Whew, limbo.
Oh, yeah.
Oowie! How low can you go, y'all!
Whoa.
[laughing]
Nice moves, Luce. We have a winner!
♪ In this herky-jerky world ♪
♪ You shouldn't need To say goodbye ♪
Was I off there?! I can't be off!
My aunts are flying in from the Canary Islands
just to see me sing in the show!
No, no, you were fine. But maybe try it like this.
♪ In this herky-jerky world ♪
♪ You shouldn't need To say goodbye ♪
Did you know he had the voice of an angel?
We're back.
Fantastic. Lana, why don't you come to the board
and solve this problem?
There's nothing I'd enjoy more except maybe gross stuff
like eating boogers. Marker, please.
Well done, Lana.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, a curtsy. If I didn't know better,
I'd think you were Lola.
[gasping]
[squeaking]
Now for some accurate
and authentic prehistoric studies.
Tyrannosaurus Rex is a genus
of coelurosaurian theropod dinosaur.
It lived 83.6 million years ago in the cretaceous period.
- Lisa? - What is it, David?
Did its roar sound like this?
[farting]
[laughing]
There's nothing funny about flatulence.
Your colon is simply reacting to the protein nuggets.
[farting]
Children settle! Settle I say!
[laughing]
I shall tolerate no further malfeasance!
OMGosh. I'm Leni Loud,
and you should totally sit with me.
It must be so hard being the new girl.
Aw. You're so sweet, Leni.
Oh! Luna! Come here for a sec! That's my sister.
Oh, really? [laughing]
Meet Brita. She's new here.
Luna Loud. Pleasure to meet your most epic acquaintance.
Whoa. No one's ever nailed my handshake on the first try.
Oh, um. We do it in Hawaii,
where I just moved from, yesterday. Aloha.
[honking] Heh?
[laughing, honking]
Hey, Luan! She's our sister. This is Brita, dude.
Hey there, Brita. Nice to meat ya.
Ew!
[laughing]
What's up, frog-ays? We're here to rescue you!
[grunting]
Let's go!
[gasping] My frogs!
Principal Huggins! Principal Huggins!
Whoa. That open window decoy was brilliant.
What do you think, this is my first animal rescue?
Greetings, Darcy.
I have observed that your sneakers light up.
Though they appear to lack purpose,
I would like to compliment you on their whimsy.
Thanks, Lisa.
I've always liked your shoes, too.
They remind me of my grandpa's.
Compliment has been administered.
Subject appears to be receptive to pursuing friendship.
Welcome to our first rehearsal.
My play, Don't Sassafras Me:
The Life and Times of Joannie Sassafras,
is about my comedy hero,
who took a chance to pursue her dream.
I've written the roles you'll be playing
on each of your scripts.
Wow! I play Joannie?
Owner of the Chuckle Condo?
That's a lot of responsibility, Luan.
Whoa, announcer guy,
and clown judge number three? Nice!
Okay, let's get started with scene one.
This is our last practice before the big game.
We win tomorrow and we're the champs of our division.
I know we can't lose with cow pie on the mound
but let's get some good hustle in today. Go!
Ugh.
[groaning]
It's okay, Teddy! Walk it off!
Don't worry about it, Liam. Just give it another go.
Now pay close attention,
make sure you're holding the pencil
the proper angle.
No, no, Amir, you're at least three degrees off.
When do we get to actually write?
Fundamentals before fun, young lady.
Now, let's see you're erasing technique.
Sigh.
Dudes and dudettes,
thanks for coming out to support our school!
Let the fundraiser begin!
Step right up and learn to golf like a pro.
Okay Mr. G. remember; focus, follow-through,
and when you're ready just tap her in.
Ah, like this?
Ooh!
[shrieking]
[laughing] What?
Ooh.
[gasping]
What?
[gasping]
[chuckles]
Tada!
[cheering]
It's a tight one folks with the Hockers up by three.
What's the final play call, Coach?
The numbers are saying we run a skinny post to Maddie.
[stomach growling]
Actually, my gut's saying we try a hook and ladder.
Let's do it.
[whistle blowing]
Blue-22! Blue-22! Hut-hut!
[grunting]
[cheering]
Royal Woods wins! Royal Woods wins!
[giggling] Whoo!
I would have preferred a victory pat to my posterior.
♪ Doin' double duty Yeah, I'm pullin' two shifts ♪
♪ Is it hard, yes absolutely I'm just doin' double duty ♪
♪ Doin' double duty It's worth takin' the risk ♪
♪ Workin' off my booty Just doin' double duty ♪
[groaning]
[giggling]
For once, our puddle problem worked out for me.
What'd I tell you? Best dance ever.
Thanks, love.