- Hello and welcome, to a very gay version
of Snog, Marry, Avoid.
I say gay, it's actually, - Well it would only be gay.
- It's a lesbian version of Snog, Marry, Avoid,
but only because we're gay,
not because the people are gay.
- It's our version of it.
- All of the people we'll be going through today
and choosing whether to snog, marry, or avoid them,
were suggested on our Instagram account, @JessieAndClaud
which, if you don't follow it, you should.
We are adorable.
- We are.
- Little, gay wives. - We are so cute.
- We have dogs, as well, I mean.
Just follow it. - Just to add to the cuteness.
- Some of these people are interesting choices.
- We're interested to see if we agree or not.
- Yeah, whether we agree, whether you agree,
please don't get too angry at us.
- I think there's gonna be some outrage
at some of our responses, probably.
It's just interesting.
It's good that no one has the same taste in other people.
Because otherwise you'd all want
the same person all the time.
- Other people would just be left alone.
- Exactly.
- So yes, terribly sorry in advance
if we avoid your fave.
Anyway, pick three!
- I haven't played this game for ages.
- I know.
- It's kind of weird playing it with your wife.
- It's fine, I know you'll be marrying me in the end.
- Normally it was people from your school
or your uni, wasn't it?
- Back in the day. - I've got my three.
First one is Anna Kendrick. - Ooh!
She's a red head, I like her.
- Stevie Boebi. - Ah!
I don't need to tell you who Stevie is.
If you don't know, Stevie's a YouTuber,
also our fried who sometimes just lives in our house.
- And Taylor Swift. - Oh!
- This is a funny three combo.
Now I have to get Anna Kendrick's face in my head,
right now I've just lost it.
Avoid Taylor Swift, snog Stevie Boebi,
marry Anna Kendrick.
- Good choices. - I think Anna Kendrick
would make a good wife.
- I agree.
- Out of those three.
- I would marry her in a heartbeat.
- I mean, they're all really pretty,
so that was quite a hard one.
- That was a good one! - But I think Taylor Swift,
you know, she's just a straight girl,
so probably avoid. - Ooh, well, I mean.
We don't that.
- Oh, we don't know, apparently.
- How well do you know Taylor Swift?
(they both laugh)
- Me and her are like.
- (she sings dramatically) Some of these are historical
and some of these people are fictional, so.
Florence Nightingale.
- That's a random one.
- Sarah Paulson.
And, Cleopatra.
- Wow, yours is a really mixed bag there.
- I mean, okay, plus points with Florence Nightingale,
she's a nurse.
I often need nursing.
- Yeah, but I think she was so dedicated to her job
you'd hardly see her.
- Yeah, she'd be probably a terrible wife
and she'd bring home all kinds of diseases.
- Exactly.
- I don't have a great immune system, so.
- And she was known to be quite a strict,
rigid woman, I think.
- No, Florence, you're out, you're out.
- Avoid. - You're gone.
I mean I only actually know
what one of these people looks like.
- No, Cleopatra's meant to be renowned for her--
- Sorry, have you seen a photograph of Cleopatra?
- No, but, we've heard lots of depictions.
And she's meant to have the most symmetrical face.
- Some say she's beautiful, some say she's ugly, difficult.
I mean,
- Also, are you allowed to snog Cleopatra in life,
or would you have to snog her mummified form?
- Ew!
I don't know enough about Cleopatra
to marry her, I feel, so I'm gonna snog her.
- Also, would you really wanna marry her?
Because, it's kind of difficult time back then, I think.
So you avoided Florence. - Yeah.
- So what are you doing, snogging Cleopatra?
- Yes I've snogged Cleopatra
and I've married Sarah Paulson.
- Okay, good. - There we go.
- Put it back in there.
- Okay. - Meryl Streep!
- Ooh!
- Florence Nightingale, again. - Oh, Florence!
- Shannon Beveridge. - Ooh!
- Okay, avoid Florence Nightingale.
Probably snog Shannon, and marry Meryl.
- Ah, okay.
- I think, I don't know either of them.
But Shannon's really hot. - She is.
- And Meryl is really hilarious
and I don't know if Shannon's funny.
- I think Meryl's children are older than you.
I kind of miss doing this at school.
Okay, okay, who've I got?
I've got, Shannon Beveridge.
- That's why I said don't put them back in!
- Ellen, I imagine Ellen DeGeneres.
And, Santana from Glee.
- Random, okay.
- I have heard recently that Ellen's not good
with her labor practices, and I couldn't endorse that.
Ellen's being avoided.
Stevie does go on about how much you remind her of Shannon.
- Oh, yeah, she does.
- Who you decided to kiss, so.
So... - She's hot!
She's got that cool tomboy vibe.
- And Santana from Glee, I mean,
she's got that hot evil thing,
I always like evil girls. - She's a bit like Faith.
I would say, kinda got that vibe.
- So I think I would snog Santana.
- Okay, I'm glad we got to a decision.
Put them back in. (she laughs) - I've married Shannon
because she's a bit like you.
- Ruby Rose, Wanda Sykes, Virginia Woolf.
Well, I would definitely avoid Virginia Woolf,
because she's a downer, okay? - Not gonna be good.
It's not gonna end well.
- Snog Ruby Rose.
Marry Wanda Sykes.
- Yeah, that would be a fun marriage.
(Jessica laughs)
Janelle Monae.
Villanelle.
Willow.
- Oh my God, they're all TV characters,
well, no, one of them's actually a real person.
- Janelle Monae is a real person!
- But she was in that drama that we watched recently.
What was it called? - "Homecoming".
- "Homecoming", yeah.
- She's pretty hot in that. - She floats my boat.
She floats my boat.
I think I'm gonna have to avoid Willow?
- And not Villanelle!
I knew it.
It's 'cause there's something deeply attractive
about Villanelle, isn't there? - Psychopaths.
- I don't know about psychopaths per se,
I mean just Villanelle.
- I don't know, just like.
- Oh you find, actually this is very revealing.
You like mean girls and psychopaths.
What are you saying about me?
- No, you're the exception that proves the rule.
- Okay, good.
- I'm having some kind of insightful moment about myself!
I don't think I should marry Villanelle,
because I imagine spending a lot of time with her
is just increasing the chances of being murdered.
- I don't know, I was gonna say if Villanelle marries you.
- Oh, but if she really loves you.
- Yeah, I think she'll be okay.
- You're fine. - If you just snog her,
she doesn't mean anything.
- Yes, but then someone else could kill you
to get to her.
- She does have random sex with people,
and they don't know she's a psychopath,
just when she's off duty.
So you could just do that.
- We just have a really good snog.
- Yeah, okay. - Yeah.
And then I'll marry Janelle Monae.
I think that's a good, sensible.
- Yeah, I think so. Right.
Faith. (bells chiming)
- Jessica's like. - The love of my life.
- Kate McKinnon. - Also, potentially unhinged.
- And Shannon Beveridge.
(they both laugh)
Oh my gosh, okay.
Right. - Do any of them
float your boat?
I know none of them are red heads, but.
- Not really, because all three of them
are quite, tomboy-ish.
- Oh, yeah.
- And I like fancy, I do fancy the tomboy, femme tomboy,
but not for marriage.
I like more homely, lady.
And a red head. And these are all brunettes.
- Kate McKinnon's blonde. - Oh yeah she's really blonde.
- She looks just like Evelina,
in a weird way.
Our friends, you can find them on Instagram,
@EvelinaAndClara.
Evelina is the spitting image of Kate McKinnon.
It's a bit weird.
- She's got the same dimple.
- 'Cause now, every time I see Kate McKinnon,
I'm like, that's Evelina, what's Evelina doing?
- I would avoid Faith.
'Cause she hangs out with vampires!
And I'm a bit scared--
- She doesn't hang out with vampires!
- 'Cause she kills vampires. - Sorry.
Sorry, it's been. - But you know,
she spends a lot of time with vampires,
as in, that's her job.
- Sure, saving the world.
- I don't like supernatural stuff.
- It would bring it into your life.
- It would bring it into my life, yeah.
- Okay, fine. - I don't need that drama.
I'd snog Shannon, we know this.
(they both laugh)
- Snog yourself.
- Gonna be really awkward if I ever meet her.
And I'd marry Kate McKinnon.
'Cause she's, again, very funny.
- Yeah.
- And I like a funny wife.
- Okay, I have Nigella Lawson.
- Ooh!
- Someone clearly put that in for you.
Anne Lister, from "Gentleman Jack".
Sarah Paulson.
None of them super float my boat.
Also, I think Anne Lister would just
write about anything we did together.
- Yeah, true.
- In great, graphic detail.
And then people would find it later
and then know everything about me
and it would be a bit weird.
- So, is that an avoid?
Okay, ooh, she's gone.
She's not even getting put back in the box.
- She got avoided.
I find Nigella Lawson is a bit too much.
- I think you'd have a cheeky snog.
- Like me. (she laughs)
- A cheeky snog, over some jolly good times one night.
- And I just couldn't stand being married to her.
She'd make beautiful feasts,
and everything would be lovely,
and I'd be like, that's my job, Nigella!
It would be too much.
- Dr. Arizona Robbins.
- From "Grey's Anatomy", for anyone who's not obsessed.
- Kristen Stewart, and, oh I dropped one.
Hayley Kiyoko. (she stammers)
I can never say that! Kiyoko.
- I mean, you're asking the deaf girl.
- Avoid Kristen Stewart. Again.
- Oh, because of the tomboy energy again?
- No, she just, again, I don't know her.
But, from "Twilight", she really annoys me.
And, she's just-- - I think Twilight's,
documented, the thing she hates most.
- She's a bit of a moaner in that.
And then I've never seen her smile in real life, either.
I like a smiley lady.
- No, that's very true, I don't know
if I've ever seen pictures of her smiling.
- She's quite severe looking.
She looks very serious a lot of the time.
- Please comment below with a film
in which Kristen Stewart smiles.
- Yeah, I can't even picture her smiling
in my head right now.
- I don't what it looks like.
Rude!
- I'd snog Hayley (she stammers) whatever her name is.
- Kiyoko.
- And obviously marry Dr. Robbins.
- Aw.
- I've always had a crush on her.
- Aw!
- When we first started watching "Grey's Anatomy" together,
I was like, ah, Arizona!
And Jessica was like, I don't like her.
And now you like her, don't you?
- Yeah. I do, I really really like her now.
I like her much more than Callie. (she scoffs)
Marceline the Vampire Queen.
- How can you snog, or marry, or avoid...
- What, a vampire?
- A cartoon.
- I mean, many of these people aren't real.
- To be fair, your first crush
was Rogue from the X-Men.
- Yeah, also animated.
Judgemental, much?
Oh, Hayley Kiyoko.
- Hey, you said it right, Kiyoko.
Why didn't you tell me how to say it?
- I don't know if that's the right way to say it.
I can't confirm. - It sounded right.
- And Nicky Nichols from "Orange is the New Black".
- Shall I try and predict your answers?
- Go for it!
- You're gonna avoid Marceline the Vampire Queen,
'cause she's a cartoon.
(Jessica laughing)
And she's a vampire, and you don't like vampires.
- Also, she only belongs with Princess Bubblegum, so.
- I think you'll probably snog Hayley Kiyoko,
but you'd marry Nicky Nichols.
- I do have a thing for damaged people.
- You do, that's what I thought.
That's why you like her.
And she's funny, and you like funny people.
- She's wonderful! Oh my God.
- And she has great hair.
- Okay, next.
- Shane from "The L Word".
I like Shane, particularly, as well,
not Kate Moennig.
Priyanka Chopra, I don't really know who that is.
- She's married to a Jonas Brother.
Oh, that's not the way to define a woman.
- No, it really isn't.
- She was once Miss World.
- Wow, really? - Yeah.
- I should know who she is,
but I don't know. - She is insanely beautiful.
- Okay.
Buffy, Priyanka Chopra, Shane from "The L Word".
(she sighs) I'd avoid Shane. Not my type.
And she can't commit.
And I'd probably snog Buffy.
- Good choice.
- Because she's quite hot, but a bit like,
she has vampires in her life
and I don't want the supernatural
brought into my life forever.
And I'd marry Priyanka Chopra,
because Jessica said, - Excellent choice.
- she won Miss World, so.
And I'd rather marry someone real
than Buffy or an "L Word" character.
- Hermione Granger.
- What? Who put that in?
That's just wrong.
She's a child!
She still never ages over 18.
- No she does, doesn't she?
At the very end.
- The very end of the last book.
- She's married to Ron, oh, spoiler.
And they have a child, no?
- Spoiler. (she laughs)
- So, sorry, Hermione Granger, Dr. Arizona Robbins,
oh, Kristen Stewart.
- Oh, well, we know your answers.
Avoid Kristen Stewart. - Yeah, she's being avoided.
- Snog Hermione Granger, it would be like a high school--
- Yeah, snog Hermione Granger while I'm younger
and she's younger.
- And then you marry Dr. Robbins.
- And I'll marry Dr. Robbins. - The obvious one.
- Kate McKinnon, Anna Kendrick, Julianne Moore!
Oh my God! - Oh!
Marry, she's gonna marry Julianne Moore.
- Oh yeah.
- I think you're avoiding Kate McKinnon.
You'd snog Anna Kendrick. - Anna Kendrick, yeah.
And I'd marry Julianne Moore. - Yeah.
Okay, there are only two left,
pick one from the floor for me.
Okay, I've got Virginia Woolf, Rose and Rosie.
- They come as one? - Yeah, they're one!
And Buffy.
I'm going to, again, avoid Virginia Woolf,
because in what world does this end well?
I'm going to have a really fun,
polygamous marriage with Rose and Rosie.
- Oh yeah, that would actually be really nice.
- That would be really great.
Yeah, and kiss Buffy again, and be like,
what are you doing?
I know we kissed that one time!
And you got really into it,
but I was just awakening your girl feelings after Satsu did,
but really I'm just sending you back to Faith.
Just go!
So there you go,
those are our controversial, potentially, opinions.
Please do let us know in the comments
who you would like to snog, marry, and avoid.
We hope you've had an absolutely wonderful
Pride month so far, I mean, it's been a bit different.
We hope you've found your own special way to celebrate.
Lots of love, and we'll see you in our next video.
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