the u.s government is not going to let a
russian icebreaker come and save the day
yeah neither am i who knows if they'd
even come
please they'd all come for the same
reasons that you're doing this good pr
excuse me young lady but this is no pr
stunt i'm in for two million dollars for
gas and equipment
you know i care about those whales just
as much as you do
maybe even more so
what the hell's that supposed to mean it
means that jw is spending his money
while you're making it hand over fist
yeah thank you thank you i mean don't
act like you're not piling up on the
donation well we're gonna need every
penny
to fight what you and your boss have
done to the environment over the last
eight years excuse me i couldn't hear
you over the sound of the booming
economy and massive job creation
at the expense of everything else okay
all right and that's why you're here
right to erase the embarrassing parts of
your record that's not playing out too
well on the campaign trail no she's here
to represent the president of the united
states
so am i and if washington puts a little
extra funding in your budget as a thank
you uh uh next year
i'm sure your
out guys the whales
let's get back to the whales
that's why we're here
it sounds like the only viable option is
to call on the soviet no no it's not
let's not recommend that to the
president that's not gonna work you
think i like calling the soviets
they're some of the worst whalers in the
world
and now they're gonna come in here and
look like environmental heroes but as
much as we hate it
greenpeace is willing to shut our mouths
and let them well i'm not i'll be damned
if i'm gonna let those reds come in here
and save the day it's not gonna happen
that's right
then those whales are going to die
right there
in front of the cameras and when the
weeping school children and the
heartsick men and women of this country
look for someone to blame and they
always do
right
they're gonna ask the nice trustworthy
lady at greenpeace
and i'm going to tell them that ronald
reagan killed those whales
goodbye legacy goodbye george bush
election goodbye to everything that you
three came here to do
can you recommend that to the president
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