Warning: This episode simulates fatalities and graphic scenarios that might be unsuitable
for some audiences. Viewer discretion is advised….. We also advise you don't eat red pasta.
In this episode, we’ll try to survive through one of the most ferocious man-made ecosystems
of all time. A set of Islands known as the 5 deaths, Whose creatures constantly reminded
humanity that life will find a way, with destruction and death. Today we will explore these methods
of killing in gruesome detail. So sit this one out if you have a weak stomach because
today these guys will show NO MERCY. Now sit back, hold onto your butts, and get ready
to witness the new 10 ways to die in Jurassic World.
This 10 ways to die in Jurassic world series will be split into several parts. Today we
will visit one of the Islands known for losing not one, but two parks. Isla Nublar. A lush
tropical biome that has housed many creatures biologically engineered to be public attractions….And
consequently ended up putting these parks out of business. But you know what else they
can put an end to? You.
Number 1. Death with No Escape
Perhaps one of the most feared creatures in this entire franchise were these guys. Raptors.
In Isla nublar, we witnessed these raptors display frightening levels of strategic acumen,
communication, and hunting ability. But what makes this specific animal more deadly is
the fact that they hunt in packs. Coordinating attacks to catch their prey off guard and
swiftly. Now let's talk about you. Finding yourself alone in the forests of Isla nublar
with these raptors roaming about would automatically change your definition to: food. Keep in mind
that these raptors will always know where you are, smelling you from long distances.
Once spotted, a member of the pack would quickly grab your attention by frightening you, But
not before another member comes swiftly by attacking you from the flanks. The weapons
found on these raptors are brutal. Razor sharp teeth on their skulls built for slicing off
flesh with ease, and claws that are meant to cut deep.. But another one known for doing
the actual killing is this guy down here. These big curved claws are meant to disembowel.
In this franchise, it's been observed that raptors sometimes attack humans by biting
their heads. This violent method of attack can kill in an instant as it is very likely
that this movement will most likely break your neck, and peel parts of your face off.
Alternatively, these claws could also spill the intestines of an unprotected belly. Oh,
and according to Dr. Grant: (clip from the movie will play here)... haha next up,
Number 2. Skewered.
So you think that carnivores do all the killing around here? What if we told you that if you
mess with big horned herbivores there’s a big chance this fella could turn you into
a hashtag? In Isla Nublar, trike specimens can grow to almost 30 ft in length and weigh
up to around 10 tons. In this franchise, we see that these herbivores can pull up on you
pretty fast. If you happen to be stupid enough to get too close to one of these guys, this
animal’s massive build will be more than enough to trample you into the dust and process
you into ground meat. Alternatively, if you are more unlucky, one of these horns could
find their way right through you if the trike lowers its head enough. The most likely place
to get impaled would be your chest. Since it offers the greatest surface area for the
trike to be able to impale. The width of the base of this horn would be wide enough to
make contact with your vital organs such as lungs, heart, liver, and most likely damage
your spinal cord meaning you would get paralized and then die in a couple of seconds. This
would have been the most pain you have ever felt. If these horns are capable of factory
resetting a T-rex then it's safe to bet these things will send your puny behind to go meet
your maker.
Number 3. Blinded and Gutted
One thing is getting eaten and another thing is getting eaten while not being able to do
anything about it. Meet the Dilophosaurus, no not this crap.(angry) This dilophosaurus,
the Jurassic Park version. Fortunately for us, there's already a very popular scene that
does a very good job at showing us what these things are capable of doing. In the original
Jurassic park film, we see Dennis Nedry have an unplanned encounter with one of the juvenile
dilophosaurus. Yes this was a juvenile…or at least that’s what we are told. It's also
believed that these guys can grow a little larger, But this one didn’t need to be.
After continuously disrespecting the dilophosaurus this little guy later managed to spray Nedry
with a dose of tar-like poison. This stuff right here is potent enough to do two things:
Blinding and later paralyzing you allowing the Dilophosaurus to indulge in your flesh.
This stuff is most likely made up of a mixture of corrosive agents and neurotoxins that eat
through the layers of your eyeballs causing intense pain and blindness.. These toxins
will eventually be absorbed by your skin and make their way to the surrounding nerves causing
paralysis. Leaving you handicapped, but not dead. The dilophosaurus will then proceed
to delete you from the census by ripping through your abdomen using its array of sharp weapons..
Believe it or not you can still live through this. Had you not been blinded, you would
be able to witness the Dilophosaurus rope your guts out until you slowly fade away…
Number 4. Whipped and Pricked
Admittedly, A weapon such as this would do much more than just a prick. This weapon belongs
to the mighty Stegosaurus. A large herbivore armed with several dorsal plates along its
back and four deadly spikes ready to impale just about anything. But in this episode we
are talking about.. you. So What would happen if you ended up being on the wrong end of
that tail? An animal of this size could swing this thagomizer at high speeds, and combined
with the weight behind the blow, this would do more than just send you flying. Let us
explain. It is said that these spikes can measure roughly around 2-3 feet. Long enough
to completely impale a human being, but that's not all. Remember that you are also getting
whipped by this tail at the same time, a pierce of this tail combined with the centrifugal
energy forced against your pierced torso, would mean that this impact will not only
pierce, but rip your torso simultaneously. Our bodies aren’t built to withstand such
impacts. Meaning that after getting yeeted into oblivion your buddies will only recuperate
parts of your ripped mutilated body. But there’s another type of tail in this island built
to do this, but worse.
Number 5. Mace of doom.
By now it should be evident that herbivores on this island have many ways to put you in
a coffin. If you thought this type of tail would hurt, wait till you hear about this
one. The ankylosaurus is one of the most, if not the most heavily armored dinosaur in
this island. Pulling up to one of these creatures’ personal space is like asking him to turn
you into that red pasta that I know you refused to get rid of. Let's find out how. While the
exact impact force of these bulky Jurassic World ankylosaurus is yet unknown, we do know
that the real world ankylosaurus’s tail could swing with a force of 4800 Newtons per
second. To put this into perspective, getting hit in the head with a bat by a pro baseball
player is a pathetic 13 newtons. Furthermore, these Jurassic World ankylosaurus flex the
ability to execute a whole 360 while swinging this tail. If and when you catch this club
to your upper torso, you can expect every single bone in your upper body to get shattered
while spitting out anything close to your eye sockets, mouth and ears. The extreme inner
pressures caused by this club would almost liquefy your insides and most likely empty
your bowels leaving a bloody and crappy mess on the floor that nobody will want to clean
up.
Number 6. Meat Eating Bull
Let's switch gears and go back to the dinosaurs that will eat you after putting you out of
commission. In Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom, we were introduced to a ballsy medium sized
theropod that seemed too eager to bag these people. The Carnotaurus. Now obviously we
are going to discuss the process of getting chewed and swallowed but it is believed that
this particular carnivore uses different methods to hunt its prey. As its name suggests, this
creature has two horns on the top of its skull, some scientists believe that Carnotaurus actually
used these for combat against other members of the same species, and possibly as a tool
to knock down its prey. In this case, you. This would most likely happen after an unpleasant
encounter with the Carno and while you’re running away. Getting hit on your back by
the carno’s horned head would cause enough trauma on your spinal cord to possibly paralyze
you but most certainly knock the air out of your lungs. A smaller or leaner individual
would most likely die from the shock alone.. So now that you’re motionless and without
air, the Carno would proceed to clamp its jaws around any limbs or torso, shaking you
until these rip off. Realistically there are many ways the Carno could kill, but we figured
this method was the most prolonged and painful. So far we’ve talked about ways to die on
the ground.. Let's take this to the next nevel.
Number 7. Flying lessons
No park full of dinosaurs is complete without a bird cage and in this particular enclosure
we find these things. Pteranodons. These homicidal flying reptiles are the reason you should
start learning to look up instead of just looking next to you. If you happen to catch
yourself in the middle of a flock bird party make sure to stay down because once these
guys pick you up just know next time you hit the floor you probably won't be alive to see
it. As you can see here the human build happens to be perfectly shaped to get picked up by
these creatures, anatomically speaking we kind of fit together like a puzzle. These
giant birds have wingspans that can measure over 20 feet and can flap their wings with
enough force to pick up large prey such as you. Getting picked up is not the worst part,
since it's portrayed in two films that these creatures usually contest for their prey while
airborne, meaning that your soft squishy defenseless body could be fair game to get impaled by
these long beaks. These come with very sharp tips that are capable of piercing deep into
an unarmored victim. But let's say you're lucky enough to not have this happen to you
and you somehow let yourself free..
Back to unlucky.
Number 8. Quill Kill
If you watch the Netflix Show Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous, chances are that you are
acquainted with this dudette, the Scorpios Rex. This animal did not appear in the films
but it did here. Its name is inspired by one of its genetic contributors known as the scorpion
fish; these fish’s Spikes , if pressed on, can release toxic venom that could potentially
kill if left untreated. This attribute was migrated into the Scorpios rex we know today.
These quills were the culprit behind the death of some dinosaurs in this park, and additionally
the reason why these dinosaurs started acting more aggressively. But what if you get hit
by one of these? In one of the episodes, this girl was actually hit with a few quills. Fortunately
for her, she didn’t die.. although she technically should have since this wound was near the
spleen. Realistically however, getting hit in any of these vital organs. Especially on
the chest, could cause internal bleeding, and if it was on the heart, immediate death.
Not to mention the effects the toxins would have on your body. Other immediate shut downs
would be caused if you got hit in the eye sockets, near the jugular, or nape. Realistically
this animal is more than equipped with other weapons to catch bodies in Isla Nublar, But
we will leave the biting to the one who does it best.
Number 9. Crunched to death.
If you’ve seen one of our other 10 ways to die in Skull Island episodes you will recall
that there were other animals with jaws capable of biting right through a human torso. But
This Island has a creature that will put them to shame.. You know who it is. The Tyrannosaurus
Rex. or this one, more commonly known as rexy, is the t rex that roamed this island for quite
some time, and fed on a couple peeps before. But how does it feel to be eaten in such a
manner? To study what these people felt we first use this guy as an example. As we can
see, the manner in which the t rex clamped her massive jaws around this guy left this
dude’s legs hanging out. We know that a t rex has a tremendous bite force but realistically
the T-rex wouldn't have the need to exert all this bite force on a small human, or else
he’t be cut in half. Rexy in this case would want to eat the whole carcass. Look you wouldn't
bite on a hotdog as hard as you can right? Yea Because you don’t have to. A subtle
bite would have sufficed. What this dude felt however was anything but subtle, T rex have
6-12 inch teeth with small serrations to aid in cutting. These would immediately pierce
through a human torso, but you wouldn't be dead just yet. In order to die completely
these teeth would have to pierce the head, or the heart. Right now this guy is in immense
pain, I mean.. C’mon you can still see him swinging his arms everywhere. What kills someone
in this position is the imminent blood loss, which will come around in a few seconds. The
violent shaking would first proceed to tear ligaments, stretch muscles, and break even
more of your backbones. So we can guess, this dude died just before finally getting swallowed.
Bet this was the first time someone walked you through a T-rex bite. Hehe
10. Hunted for Sport
In these previous methods that were discussed, were put in a coffin because 1. You were stupid
and got too close, or 2. The dinosaurs were just hungry. We are about to discuss an animal
that will put your life insurance to work just because it wanted to. For fun .. that
is. The Indominus rex, is arguably the most powerful
dinosaur on this island, created to be bigger, faster, and stronger than the T-Rex. This
immediately told us that talking about how this animal could snap you in two would just
be a waste of time so instead we want to talk about how this thing could literally man-handle
you until you die. For this section we will be focusing on a very strange and significant
attribute found in this creature.. An opposable thumb. Which is defined as a digit which is
capable of being moved freely and independently.. This is what allows us and primates to grip
on to things, and manipulate them. Now, we have seen that the indominus can actually
pick people up similar to how would pick up a water bottle. These hands are huge, and
strong, the constricting effects of getting picked up by the indominus would not only
scare the feces out of you, but will make it more difficult to breathe. The indominus
would proceed to raise you up to its mouth where it would bite the upper part of your
torso right off.. And then drop you. Why?.. because this guy kills for fun. What else
can these do? Getting this guy to throw hands at you will only result in you getting impaled
by these long and very resistant claws. Given how smart and cruel this animal turned out
to be, we could get very creative with the ways this dinosaur could end you. But we will
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