Top 10 Countries You Should Never
Visit
10.
Venezuela
If there was a competition for country most-likely to tip into civil war in the near future,
the winner would probably be Venezuela.
The Latin American socialist state boasts some of the most-spectacular natural wonders
on Earth, more history than you can shake a proverbial stick at… and a president who
seems hell-bent on driving his nation into the ground.
Soaring inflation has left essentials like medicine, toilet roll and food all but unaffordable.
The average Venezuelan lost 19 pounds due to food shortages last year.
There are rolling blackouts, paralyzing strikes, and pitched street battles in the capital,
Caracas, between protestors and security forces that have killed nearly 40 in 2017 alone.
And did we mention the violence?
The murder rate is off the charts.
As many as 28,875 people may have been homicide victims in 2015, from a population of 31.1
million.
That would put modern Venezuela on a footing with Colombia at the height of its drug-fueled
civil war.
The list goes on.
The US State Department has a hair-raising account of mass-kidnappings, robbery with
assault rifles, grenade attacks, and murderous criminal gangs targeting tourists.
Despite all this, though, Venezuela’s crisis may yet be solved.
If or when it is, one of the most-beautiful nations on Earth will once again be free for
the rest of us to visit.
9.
North Korea
Perhaps the most-isolated state, North Korea (DPRK) is also the one most-likely to disappear
in a cloud of burning ash and nuclear fallout.
Since coming to power after his father’s death, rogue dictator Kim Jong Un has tested
3 nuclear devices aimed at freaking out the international community.
It has certainly worked.
At time of writing, a war of words with the US seems in danger of spiraling into an actual
war.
One that could get very, very messy.
But let’s ignore all that for a second.
Even if no devastating war comes, visiting the DPRK still isn’t one of the greatest
ideas.
The Kim regime directly profits from all outside visitors.
That profit goes towards keeping a network of concentration camps in operation that the
UN has called similar to Nazi Germany.
Others have said they’re even worse.
Crimes by one member of a family can result in everyone being interred, and for their
descendants and their descendants’ descendants being worked to death.
Tourism helps keep this decadent world ticking over.
Then there’s the issue of personal safety.
The DPRK has a habit of arresting US citizens during politically convenient times (editor’s
note: this was written even before a US citizen was detained just this weekend), even when
they haven’t committed any crimes.
Given what we know about North Korean prisons, maybe it’s better to stay away altogether.
8.
El Salvador
Since it overtook Honduras in 2015, El Salvador has had the highest murder rate in the entire
world.
The pint-sized Central American nation – roughly the size of Wales – has been a killer’s
paradise for years.
The murder rate in 2016 was 91 killings per 100,000, higher even than in Venezuela.
The capital, San Salvador, recorded 137 homicides per 100,000.
This was down from a staggering 190 in 2015.
By way of comparison, the global average homicide rate is a mere 6.2.
In 2015, you were over 200 times more likely to be murdered in El Salvador than you were
in somewhere like Great Britain.
Interestingly, as a foreigner, you’re less likely to be targeted than a native.
Most violence occurs between street gangs, and kidnappers tend to focus on snatching
wealthy Salvadorians rather than gringo backpackers.
Hence why we’ve put it way up here at number 8, above countries with demonstrably lower
murder rates.
However, don’t let its ranking lull you into a false sense of security.
Notorious street gangs like MS-13 have been known to target random buses and brutally
slaughter everyone onboard, simply because the vehicle’s owner refused to pay an extortion
fee.
7.
Afghanistan
Afghanistan has been a basket case for so long now, it’s almost hard to believe it
was once a laidback highlight of the “Hippy Trail” between London and Melbourne.
Since then, it has become synonymous with bad times and brutality.
Even today, 15 years after the fall of the Taliban, this Texas-sized nation of 32.5 million
is still the sort of place where you don’t
wanna travel without making prior funeral arrangements.
The causes are as familiar as they are depressing.
Radical Islamist insurgents and mad warlords are running rampant over huge swathes of the
country.
The Taliban are experiencing a resurgence.
Petty kidnappers are still addicted to the idea of whisking careless visitors away for
ransom.
In a show of strength, militants recently managed to storm an Afghan army hospital,
slaughtering nearly 40.
There are suicide bombings, homicides, and general nastiness galore.
Many governments advise against staying in hotels or visiting restaurants in case you
end you evening messily splattered across an area the size of a football pitch.
At times, it can seem like peace will never return to Afghanistan.
While we’ve no doubt things will one day settle down, that one day could be very far
away indeed.
Until it arrives, you’ll just have to content yourself with pictures of this tragically
beautiful nation.
6.
Iraq
Huge swathes of Iraq are still under the control of ISIS’s monstrous caliphate.
Even in areas under Iraqi government control, they’ve got a grim track record of attacking
and killing hundreds.
And you better believe they target foreigners.
According to the UK government, non-Iraqis living or working in Baghdad are considered
“high value targets.”
That means heightened risk of death, kidnapping, or even worse.
To be perfectly frank, traveling to Iraq at this time is more-or-less equivalent to just
lying down in a coffin and shouting at people to bury you now.
Even the stable, autonomous region of Iraqi Kurdistan infrequently suffers car bombings
and attacks that would be massive news in almost every other country in the world, but
barely raise a flicker of an eyebrow there.
What’s especially heartbreaking about all this is that Iraq was once a paradise.
The fertile marshlands between the ancient Euphrates and Tigris rivers are believed to
have even been the location of the Biblical Garden of Eden.
To see it now is to see a region that has fallen a long, long way.
5.
Central African Republic (CAR)
OK, this is the point where we move away from ‘the countries you probably shouldn’t
visit’, and move onto ‘the countries you should definitely stay away from under any
circumstances’.
These countries all have no consular assistance for visiting Westerners, and most government
websites warn against visiting them even if you absolutely have to.
The reason?
Extreme violence, or the threat of extreme violence accompanied by a breakdown of the
social fabric so total it’d make Iraq look like a tourist’s paradise.
First on this list of terror?
Central African Republic (CAR).
A nation nearly the size of Texas, CAR is home to a mere 4.9 million people, all of
whom are desperate to kill one another.
The population is divided between Christian and Muslim communities, both of whom take
turns seizing power and trying to eliminate the other.
In 2013, it was the Muslims’ turn to persecute (read: kill) the Christians.
In response, the Christians formed heavily-armed ‘anti-bakala’ militias and now they’re
the ones doing the persecuting.
The whole situation is as volatile as a washing machine full of homebrewed nitroglycerin,
and just as likely to explode at any moment.
On top of all this, CAR is an extremely-poor, nearly undeveloped country, where getting
around is next to impossible and most of the country is covered in impenetrable jungle.
So, if everything does ignite while you’re there, getting away is gonna be very difficult
indeed.
4.
South Sudan
Another country that’s helpfully close-enough in size to Texas to allow easy comparisons,
South Sudan is also the world’s newest nation.
In 2011, the Christian country split from Muslim Sudan, declared independence and set
up a capital in Juba.
The wave of optimism this generated barely lasted 24 hours.
The new government quickly fractured along ethnic and tribal lines and spiraled into
a civil war that killed tens of thousands.
Although the war is now over, South Sudan’s peace remains so fragile that traveling there
is like wrapping your body in bacon, jumping in a piranha tank, and inviting them to chew.
Militias continue to terrify the country, with rival tribes using rape as a weapon to
subdue their enemies.
There are natural disasters to contend with, too.
A miserable famine has gripped the country since the start of the year, and tens of thousands
are at risk of starvation.
Things are so bad that the UN has called the famine (along with similar famines in Yemen,
Somalia and Nigeria) “the worst humanitarian crisis since 1945.”
Oh, and if you were to visit, there’s no guarantee you’d be able to leave.
Last time a political crisis erupted, the borders were effectively sealed and the Juba
airport closed, trapping visitors inside an exploding warzone.
3.
Libya
Right, so we’ve now gone beyond the ‘countries you should definitely stay away from under
any circumstances’ and entered a section of the list we’re gonna call ‘Jesus, you
gotta be kidding me!’
Without exception, these three countries are in the grip of wars that have left no region
untouched.
Libya is merely the first of them.
Once a sweltering north African country known for its stunning Roman ruins, Libya deposed
its mad dictator in 2011 and tried to make it as a democracy.
Instead, everything went to Hell.
There are at least two rival governments currently operating in the country, backed by different
superpowers.
An uncountable number of militias and rebel groups roam the countryside.
ISIS have carved out a niche for themselves, despite heavy airstrikes against their camps.
Terror attacks, skirmishes, and deadly fighting are all just facts of daily life.
At least 6,000 have died in the continued fighting since 2014, on top of all those who
died in the initial 2011 uprising and its aftermath.
Westerners have been kidnapped or killed with impunity.
Famously, this included US ambassador J. Christopher Stevens, the first American ambassador killed
in the line of duty in 33 years.
Luckily, though, there are signs that things may be changing in Libya for the better.
On May 3, 2017, a diplomatic breakthrough was reached between the rival governments.
Hopefully, things in this beleaguered nation will soon be returning to something like normalcy.
2.
Yemen
To look at pictures of Yemen’s capital of old Sana’a these days is like looking at
a lost tale from the Arabian Nights.
Yemen has always been poor, but it used to be justifiably recognized as one of the most
picturesque, dream-like places on the planet.
It was a land of history, of great, jagged mountains, ancient clifftop ruins, rocky deserts
and fertile valleys.
Today, though, Yemen is a land of violent rebel groups, uncontrollable disorder, and
Saudi airstrikes that have left thousands dead and tens of thousands hideously wounded.
A strip of land below Saudi Arabia, roughly the size of metropolitan France, Yemen has
been the focus of an intense bombing campaign by its bigger neighbor since late 2015.
Rather than de-escalate the civil war and bring the Islamist rebels to justice, it sent
the conflict into overdrive.
January 2017 saw the 10,000th victim die, and large tracts of Sana’a’s hypnotic
old city reduced to dust amid heavy shelling.
With no end to the conflict in sight, Yemen will likely remain off everyone’s travel
list for some time to come, which may be for the best.
To see the wreck this once-wonderful country has become would be enough to make any visitor’s
blood boil.
1.
Syria
What other country could it possibly be?
Right now, Syria is the most-dangerous place in the world.
If you can go, don’t.
If you need to go, don’t.
If you’re already there, get out as quickly and as safely as you can.
That’s the sort of place we’re talking about here.
A country where basic humanity has broken down, and demons now run amok in human form,
doing things too terrible for us to even write about.
If Hell has a physical manifestation, then it’s probably the frontlines of Syria’s
awful conflict.
Since 2011, rebels, regime forces, militias, terror groups, and insane jihadists like ISIS
have been murdering one another in a humanitarian black hole that has left between 320,000 and
500,000 dead.
Torture, chemical weapons, genocide…
you name it, if it exists and it is awful, it can currently be found in Syria.
Perhaps the worst part is there doesn’t seem to be any easy way out.
So many international actors are meddling in the Syrian conflict that an easy solution
seems impossible.
Russia is bombing rebel territory.
Turkey is bombing Kurdish positions.
France, the US and Britain are bombing ISIS, and the US recently bombed a regime airbase
too.
Iran and Saudi Arabia are meddling.
Hezbollah and al-Qaeda are involved.
Maybe one day this intractable mess will be solved, but don’t count on it happening
any time soon.