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Okay.
Mr. Transtrom, Mrs. Transtrom,
thank you so much for being here.
Are you ready to meet the man who gave Mr. Transtrom
the gift of life through organ donation?
Yeah, I'm just really nervous.
We both are.
I don't think I can thank him enough.
I think he'll know how grateful you are.
[doorbell rings]
Oh, that's him.
Just wait right here.
[door opens]
[heavy breathing]
Mr. and Mrs. Transtrom,
I'd like you to meet Duncan Stewart,
your organ donor.
[heavy breathing]
Hi there.
Hello, I--
[laughing]
I'm sorry.
I'm just really ticklish on account of I donated the skin
from my torso and they took the flesh from my armpits
and stretched it on down to my hip.
Which one of y'all got my cochlea?
Oh, I didn't get a cochlear implant, no.
I'm sorry.
This is the ear with the good cochlea.
Cochlea sure is a funny word when you say it out loud.
It's also very funny when you hear it through one cochlea.
No, you donated your kidney.
Ho!
Looks like we
Yeah.
[laughing]
But if do you want matching tattoos,
I got two-for-one coupons
and my friend Marvis can draw ducks real good.
I'm all right.
Well, suit yourself, more ducks for me.
How's it working out for you?
Great.
I have a new
Well shoot, I wasn't gonna use it anyway.
But that is sweet of you.
Is it giving you any problems?
No?
Good.
I'm surprised.
Should I be concerned?
No, no, it's fine, but if it does give you any problems,
just pop the clutch, all right?
That should fix it.
Sorry?
I don't--
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
I recently sold my pickup truck
for some Jiffy Lube coupons
and I'm mixing up my recently departed assets.
Okay.
But if the
just give it a little kick.
[groaning]
[coughing]
I'm okay.
Suit yourself.
We made you a plate of cookies as a thank-you.
Oh, I'm sorry, cookies ain't no good no more on account
of my taste buds.
You donated your taste buds?
Oh, no, it was a weird disease with my kidneys.
Well, it was really nice to meet you,
truly I don't know how we can ever repay you.
You got
Do you need $35?
I don't
It'd be nice.
I'll tell you what.
I'll settle for $37, how about that?
That's more than $35.
I'll go ahead and take
How about $32 and a $5 off coupon
to the Bed, Bath and Beyond?
All right.
YEAH!
Hoo!
Go get that fryer.
You sure are good with numbers, mister.
Yeah, I work in statistics, so.
When I was abducted by aliens,
they took a small portion of my brain
but in exchange they gave me some coupons to the Sizzler.
Two-for-one salad bar, baby!
WOO!
They got pizza, and what are
Mr. Statistics?
Very rare.
Speaking of rare, I gotta head on down to the Sizzler.
I'm meeting the recipient of my kidney.
Y'all wanna come with?
That was me.
Oh no, the other kidney.
Wait...
Uh.
Let's get this guy on ice.
Keep rolling.
Get this.
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