- All right, you ready?
Is it good? (retching)
- What is that?
- Damn, we feed this to our babies?
- Right, fucked up, huh?
(intense orchestral music)
- [Man] Hello.
- [All] Hello.
- [Man] Who are y'all?
- I'm Kristin.
- I'm Lisa Marie.
- I'm Liz.
- And I'm Ty.
- [Man] What are y'all doing here?
- We're new moms about to play
Fear Pong - Fear Pong.
- [Man] How old are your kids?
- Mine is 3 months old.
- I've got a 6 month old daughter.
- I have an 11 month old.
- 17 month old
he's almost a year and half though, basically
(laughing)
I don't know what you're supposed to say.
I don't know when you stop saying months.
- When you can't count them anymore.
- Well, I can't.
(laughing)
- [Man] You guys ready?
- Yup - Yup
- Yeah.
- [Man] Who's gonna go first?
- I can try.
- Okay yeah, you're all twisted.
- I'll try.
- Oh, shit.
(laughing)
- All in the wrist.
- Let your inner baby rise to the surface
by wearing a diaper, binky and bonnet
for the rest of the game.
But I don't know how to suck a binky.
So, can we, can I take the binky out?
- [Man] Only when you need to say something.
- Fuck.
(laughing)
- I'll do it with no binky,
you gotta put the other two on though.
- Bruh, my son's gonna watch this one day.
What is he gonna think of me?
(orchestral music)
(laughing)
- [Man] Walk back to the table
- Y'all look cute, though.
- Don't even, don't even.
- I'm just trying to be supportive, but okay.
- Fuck bro.
- Woo.
- We have to drink that now?
- [Man] Yeah.
Cause we already have the dunk thing down.
- With these shitty balls.
(uplifting music)
(exhales)
(cheers)
- That is what the fuck I'm talking.
Forgive me, I'm so sorry.
- Reenact your first bowel movement after giving birth.
- Oh shit let me see it.
You gotta show me.
- Oh my god.
- You gotta goddamn,
you gotta get in there and show everybody
what that looked like.
- I'm holding the walls of my damn bathroom
because I have to shit so bad.
And I'm crying and I'm yelling for my husband.
"Danon, I can't shit!"
- [Man] Did he come in?
- No. - Wow!
- Smart man.
- My husband did tell me that I should stick
my finger up my ass so it'd help me.
That, he did say, that he would help me with.
- Wow, okay.
- So, there's my shitting story.
I said more than I was supposed to.
My husband's over there looking at me like
"Damn bitch, you said too much."
- Oh shit. - Damn it, I knew it.
Reenact giving birth to your goddamn child.
With my diaper on?
Cause I didn't have that diaper on.
So, I woke up in the morning and I couldn't shit.
Then my mom walks by the bathroom and
she's like, "This might be the real thing."
And I'm like, "What the fuck."
(groaning)
We get to the hospital and I'm fucked up now.
Contractions literally feel like somebody just
pulls your soul 'til you feel like you're gonna die
and then drop it and you're like, "Oh!"
Then, the doctor comes.
He's like, "Okay, let's see."
They push my legs back, boom!
- How many pushes?
- It was one.
They threw 'em back, BAM!
- [Man] Good job.
(all applauding)
- And then when they put the baby on you, and
I watched movies and they're always like, "Oh!"
That was not me.
- I was really emotional, but I did not cry.
- I didn't cry.
- I was exhausted!
It's nap time.
- Ready.
(cheering)
- Chug a bottle of formula.
- What in the actual formula.
(laughing)
- Oh my god.
- Do you wanna smell it?
- I'll smell it when it's my turn.
- It smells better than the formula
that my baby drinks at home.
- Don't taste it, just chug it.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
(laughing)
- Oh my god.
- You, okay?
- [Liz] I'm not gonna do it.
I'll drink the beer.
- And I believe I'm a bad bitch.
And bad bitches do bad bitch shit.
(uplifting music)
(cheering)
- Mind over matter baby.
- Hey, you're giving your baby formula,
but you won't drink it.
That's not kind.
(cheering)
Go, Ty!
- Let you opponents feed you a jar of baby food blindfolded.
- Yes!
- All right, you ready?
- Is it good?
- What is that?
- Damn, we feed this to our babies?
- Right, fucked up, huh.
- No wonder my daughter
be making faces at me. - [Man] You need a garbage?
- All right, you ready?
Okay, go.
- [Man] What do you think?
- I'm done, that's what I think.
- You hit it up my nose.
Did you guys say, did you say we're done?
- [Man] All right, good job you guys.
- I'm gonna make my own baby food from now on cause
that was disgusting. - That was disgusting.
- Yes, I knew you had that.
- List top 10 things you hate about
being a mom in under two minutes.
- Disclaimer: You guys cannot judge them for how they feel.
- [Man] On your mark, get set, go.
- Waking up 3 times every night.
The judgment from other moms.
- (whispering) Oh, yes.
- Can't shit in peace.
(laughing)
Coordinate your whole day around their schedule.
Cleaning blow outs.
Tantrums
- and teething.
- Yay!
(cheering)
- We love our children, but then we have to think about
all the stuff that pisses us off.
Is there any advice that you wish you would
have received before having a kid?
- I think I wish somebody would have told
me to question everything.
- What does that mean?
- Like everywhere you go, unsolicited advice,
you know, family members, the doctor's office.
It's like an information overload.
- I feel like the best piece of advice that
every mom should get is just do
what works for you and your baby.
- Yeah - Mm-hmm
- 4 cups, 2 cup.
It's just not really what I signed up for today.
(laughing)
- We got this.
Ah, shit.
(uplifting music)
I hate this.
- Let your opponents give your baby
a new name and post it on social media.
What do you mean post it on social media?
- [Man] Yeah, like, "I've changed the baby's name..."
- People are gonna be like...
- I don't even know that I would do that.
That is so disrespectful.
- I'm not gonna do it.
- Everybody's gonna be like,
"Ty, you're literally like a psychopath
since you've had a baby."
- My family's on social media so much.
I'm sorry. - I know.
- I'm sorry if you wanna do it, I'm not gonna do it.
- I don't, I think I'll drink even if...
- I'm not gonna do it. - But...
- [Man] You guys sure you don't want to do it?
- I'm not gonna do it.
- Wow, we really did not win the game.
I won't call myself a loser, but I didn't win tonight.
(air horn)
- [Man] Congratulations!
- Does this mean we can take the diapers off?
- Don't clap for that.
- [Man] You all just played Fear Pong.
- We better become internet famous.
- Legit, but I need to be like Mariah Carey numbers, okay.
- [Man] Any fun thing about this game?
- Watching them do the dares.
- Of course, you liked that.
♪ Go more like it ♪
♪ Go more like it, ey! ♪
♪ Get it, get it ♪
♪ Get it get it, eey! ♪
♪ Get it get it. ♪
- That's what's up.