What’s up guys, hope you’re doing well.
So today I’m going to be talking about things I hate about Halloween.
Let me just preface this by saying: my parents never let me celebrate Halloween.
Normally when I say this, I get one of two reactions:
Oh my goodness, are you serious?
You must have strict parents.
It’s ok though, we can celebrate it this year!
It’ll be so much fun!
Ahha, Ha!
Or
What religion are you?
Well, I’m Christian.
Shoot I’m Christian and I celebrate Halloween.
That’s not the point.
The point is my parents, for whatever reason, never let me celebrate Halloween.
Don’t feel bad for me because I got all the candy I wanted to the day after Halloween,
razor blade free.
With that being said, the first thing I hate about Halloween is I don’t know what we’re
celebrating.
Every other holiday has some sort of meaning.
Christmas: celebrating the birth of Christ.
New Year’s: it’s a new year, let’s celebrate!
Thanksgiving: we get together and give thanks that the white people haven’t given us smallpox
yet.
But what are we celebrating in Halloween?
Like, what…are we celebrating?
And here’s the thing, it’s not even that I don’t know what we’re celebrating, it’s
the manner in which celebrate it.
It’s not like we’re exchanging gifts, or it’s not like we’re having a feast.
We celebrate by sending our children to go get candy from stranger’s houses.
That in and of itself, doesn’t sound good any day.
But now we have a day where we do it nationally.
That’s the first thing that I hate about Halloween.
I don’t understand.
The second thing that I hate about Halloween is that women use it as an excuse to shame
their family.
Yes, I understand you’re wearing a costume.
But there is no reason for me to see 87% of your butt cheeks.
What, are you gay?
No I’m not gay, I love women.
But, I’m just saying, you cannot use Halloween as an excuse to dress like a prostitute and
say your dressed as a nurse.
And another thing, stop asking me “What should I be for Halloween?”
DAHECK?
I don’t know what you should be for Halloween.
I don’t know, stop asking me!
I don’t know what you should be for Halloween.
Do not ask me anymore.
Another thing that I hate about Halloween is that we don’t get it off from school
or work.
I don’t feel like it’s a real holiday unless we get it off…so.
I also hate that tons of scary movies come out around this time.
But, they’re not scary they’re just bad.
Like really bad.
They all come out around this time.
“Oh we’re going to scare you” by making a bad movie.
It’s terrible half the time.
And when I say half I mean 84% of the time the movies are terrible.
Which leads me to my concluding statement on what I hate about Halloween: is that people
always try to scare you.
I got you.
Were you scared?
A little bit?
No?
Yeah you were, don’t lie, you were scared.
Look, these scary movies don’t really scare me.
Goblins, monsters, demons, Justin Bieber, they don’t scare me anymore.
I’m a grown man.
I’m used to this type of stuff now.
So everyone trying to scare me, stop doing it!
These things aren’t scary.
You know what’s scary?
Taxes, taxes are scary to me.
Working a 9-5 for the rest of my life.
That is scary.
Madden coming out with another bad video game next year.
These are things that keep me up at night; you see what I’m saying?
Lets focus on what matters in life.
But these are just a couple things that I hate about Halloween.
What do you hate about Halloween?
Do you think my parents should’ve let me celebrate Halloween?
Was it messed up of them?
Leave a comment down below.
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Cameron.
Father.
What’s going on?
How are you?
I’m ok, how you doing?
Listen, dad, I’m making a video about things I hate about Halloween.
In one sentence can you tell me why you never let me celebrate Halloween?
One sentence.
One sentence!
It was nothing that brought glory and honor to God.
That’s one sentence.
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I’m a grown man.