-Hey, hey there, food friends!
Today I'm playing Call of Duty: Ghosts against...
-Me! Yaaay!!
-Marshmallow apparently has zero experience
with first-person shooters. -But don't worry.
I can shoot the duck on my roller skates,
so at least I have some experience shooting.
[both laugh] -Okay, Marshy, let's play!
-Yay!! I love trying new things!
-"Your Guard Dog is your best friend.
He alerts you to nearby--" -We got puppies?!
-Um... -I already love this game! Yay!!
Ooh, look! This is what it's like to have hands!
-Easy, Marshmallow. Get a "grip."
[both laugh]
Hey! Hey, Marshmallow, hey! -Yes, Orange?
-Hey! Hey! -What is it?
-Hey, Marshmallow, hey! -What, Orange? What?
I'm so excited! -Knife! [laughs]
-Oh. I see. We're running around with butter knives.
My mom says you shouldn't run with butter knives or else--
-That might happen? [laughs]
-Exactly. Ha-ha, Mom's so smart... AND PRETTY!
Can I tell you a secret, Orange?
-Sure thing. My lips are sealed...
until the next time I feel the need to motorboat.
[flutters lips, laughs]
-[giggles] Well, my mom doesn't want me playing this game.
-Wuh-oh. Is she gonna get angry? -Probably not.
Unicorns don't get angry. They get fabulous!
[both laugh]
-Boom shakalaka! Yea-ah, eat it!
♪ Call of Duty, Call of Duty ♪
Hmm, now I've got to list off
all the words that rhyme with "duty."
-Me too! I want to help!
-Fruity! -Snooty!
-Tooty! -[giggles]
-(voice) Marshmallow! -Oh no, it's my mom. Yeah, Mom?
-(Marshmallow's mom) Are you playing video games?
-Yes, but they're educational.
-(Marshmallow's mom) All right. As long as they're educational.
-[laughs] What is this game teaching you, Marshmallow?
-A whole lot, actually.
How to be violent, how to hunt people,
and there's no reason to be scared
because you instantly respawn. -Ow! Aw, man!
-Hey, what are we supposed to do with these butter knives?
-We're supposed to-- -Oh!
Are we trying to feed each other peanut butter?
-Huh? What peanut butter?
-Because after I eat peanut butter,
I usually have to take a nap too!
See? I was right! You're taking a nap now!
It WAS peanut butter! Ya-he-he-ay!
-Marshmallow, you're nuts. [laughs]
I'm gonna really start trying now.
Prepare to taste defeat, Marshmallow!
-Taste peanut butter, Orange! He-he-he!
-Heeeyyy! [grumbles deeply]
-Where are the puppies? I was promised puppies.
Wha-aah-yay! I caught a butter knife with my chest!
-Oh! How you like that, fluffyface?
[laughs] Okay, time for more "duty" rhymes.
-Booty! [giggles] -Doody!
-Duty? -No. Doody.
-Oh! [giggles] -I love Call of Doody,
don't you? [laughs] -I love gross jokes! Ya-ha-hey!
-Hold on a minute. I have to used the bathroom
and answer the call of "doody." [both laugh]
Hey, hey, Marshmallow, hey! -Yes?
-Knife! -Whoa!
Whoa! -Knife! Knife!
Knife! -Yay!
-Knife! [laughs] Man, I love that word.
-Where am I? I keep getting lost. Yay!
-There you are. "Knife" to see you again!
[laughs] Hmm.
I think I'm gonna take a "stab" at another tactic now. [laughs]
Throwing stuff!
♪ Throwing grenades in the air ♪
♪ Throwing grenades like you just don't care ♪
♪ Looking for the next perfect place to throw ♪
♪ Windin' up and let her go ♪
-[giggles] Oh, I see you. Do you see me?
-Yep. [laughs]
-You're throwing things at me!
Aw, I guess it was a peanut butter grenade.
[loud explosion]
-(Marshmallow's mom) Those sound like explosions.
-Don't worry, Mom. That's just my mind bursting with knowledge
from the educational video game. [giggles]
-(Marshmallow's mom) I just don't want you
getting nightmares again.
-Uh-oh. Video games give you nightmares, Marshmallow?
-Yeah. One time I saw a ghost
and I dreamed about it for weeks.
-And you decided to play a game with "ghosts" in the title?
-It's okay.
Turns out there's nothing scary in this game at all!
No ghosts, just peanut butter, WHICH IS DELICIOUS!
I mean, if there were something gross like mustard,
I'd probably have mustard nightmares.
-With a knife, knife, knife, knife,
knife-knife-knife, knife-knife-knife,
knife, knife, knife, knife, KNIFE!
Knife. [both laugh]
Whoo-hoo! I win! -Yay!
-Why are you excited? That means you lost.
-I believe there is no such thing as losing. Ye-he-he-ay!
-Aw, man. This isn't quite as rewarding
when I don't get to rub it in your face.
-Rub my face in what? Peanut butter?
Don't! I already took my nap today. [giggles]
-[groans, chuckles]
Whoo. Who knew winning would be so exhausting? [laughs]
Thanks for watching me beat the pulp
out of Marshmallow, everybody.
Want to see my play more food friends at another game?
Leave your suggestion in a comment below.
-I have a suggestion! -What's that, Marshy?
-You should play me at Call of Duty: Peanut Butter.
-Um... I don't think there is a game
called Call of Duty: Peanut Butter.
-Oh. Well, then let's make it, and then play it!
Oh! How about Call of Duty: Rainbow?
Call of Duty: Bunny Rabbits. Ooh, ooh! I got it!
Call of Duty: World Peace and Nobody Fights Anyone Else.
Yay! Wait, Orange, why'd you go?
[record scratches]
-(Orange) Just answering the call of doody!
[laughs as toilet flushes]
[laughs] Knife! [Captions by StreamCaptions.com]