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-I'm here with Post Malone.
And he's gonna take me to his favorite restaurant,
Olive Garden. -Yeah, very excited.
-Now, you have no connection to Olive Garden.
Want to put this out before we like --
-Yeah, yeah. I have not been monetarily compensated
by Olive Garden to do or say anything.
-Me neither.
I've never been to an Olive Garden ever.
Oh, dude, we're here. -We're family.
-Yeah. We're here, we're family!
We're here, and we're family! Let's do this!
-We're family! -Let's go, Olive Garden!
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-What the hell?
Thank you, sir. -Enjoy.
-Your server should be right with you, all right?
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-Hi, folks. How are you?
-I'm good. How are you?
-Welcome to the Olive Garden.
-This is my first time here. Yes, I'm a first-timer.
-First-timer. Okay, welcome.
-I wore olive pants. -Ooh.
-Do you have booze? -Free wine samples.
Free. -Free?
-Free wine samples.
-Wait, I've heard only about breadsticks.
So I can eat free breadsticks and free wine?
-So, you get a free wine sample to start and breadsticks.
And the bread sticks are phenomenal.
-Can we have the butter with the breadsticks?
Like a [bleep] load of butter? -Extra butter.
-It actually says that on the menu.
-[Bleep] load of butter!
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-Hey, salute. -Salute.
-Salute. -Salute.
-Salute.
-What is that palate picking up?
-Mm. I'm picking up some, like --
-A grape. -Yep.
-Like, an alcohol type of thing or, like, do you think --
-[ Laughs ] You think it's a grape --
-Oh [bleep] it went in my nose.
-[ Laughs ]
You can't snort the wine. -[ Laughs ]
-I don't know. Maybe you can.
Can we snort the wine? -Oh, yeah!
-Let's snort the wine. Here we go.
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-All right. I'm gonna show you how to do
the Olive Garden breadstick, Post Malone-style.
-This is it.
-Just get the butter nice and open.
Pick your stick. You get first pick.
It's your first time here.
That's your stick. -Wow.
-And what you're gonna want to do is take a bite.
-Okay.
-Okay? That's it.
Suck it up. -Uh-huh.
-It wasn't the best thing you've ever had,
but now take your butter knife.
Cut about 2 millimeters of butter.
Just put it on.
Cheers. -Cheers, buddy.
This is fun.
The contrast.
It's garlicky. -Mmm.
-It's salty. -Mmm.
-It's buttery. -Mmm.
-It's hot, and it's cold.
What else do you want? -Nothing.
-Holy moly.
And these are free? -These are free.
[ Laughter ]
How's that? [ Laughs ]
-It was a mistake.
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-So I have some salad for you guys.
-Oh. -Thank you so much.
-You're very welcome.
-Healthy, too. -Grazie.
-I heard the salad's good here, as well.
-Well, it's free. It's unlimited.
-Wait. What?
What do you pay for here?
-Would you like some fresh parmesan cheese on top?
-You know what? I like croutons.
Can I just get a laundry basket of croutons?
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[ Laughter ]
-Oh, cool!
Cool!
-While we're waiting for the entrées.
-Wow!
Jimmy, you're the best dad ever.
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You look cool.
-Hey, do you want to know a little secret about me?
-Yeah.
-I have a special power. -Okay.
-I can guess if you like ketchup or if you like mustard.
-Okay.
[ Laughter ]
-You ready for this?
You've got to look at me in the eye, though.
You think it's easy.
Don't try to lie and try to -- you're trying to fake me out.
Look at me.
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Where did you go on vacation last year?
-Rome.
-Oh, really?
Did you stop by to see the ketchup at the Vatican?
-[ Laughing ]
Am I right?
-He's good. He's good, guys.
-Yes!
-Chris, come here. Do it to Chris.
Does he like ketchup or mustard more?
-Wow. This is tricky.
-Yeah, he's good. -'Cause he can look like --
-He's a brick wall.
-I feel like my powers are drained, but I'll try.
Chris? -Yes, sir.
-Did you have a good birthday last year?
You did? -I did, yes.
-Oh. Because what was at the party?
You had a cake and you had probably
a hot dog with... mustard on it?
-Oh! He's good! Yeah!
-Get outta here!
-He's a mustard type of guy. Everyone knows it.
-I'm exhausted! -Everyone --
I know. I don't blame you.
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-Are you ready to place your order?
-We'll take two chicken parmesans, extra crispy.
-Two chicken parm. -That's my jam.
-Now listen. Don't worry about penne,
'cause I know you want penne, but it's only gluten-free.
So we'll have the rigatoni.
-So you want -- So instead of spaghetti,
rigatoni with marinara on top. -Yes, ma'am.
-Just some clarification here. This is unlimited?
The salad? -Free, unlimited salad.
-Do we pay for anything? How do you guys make money here?
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-Extra crispy chicken parms. -Mmm.
-Ooh. -With rigatoni and marinara.
-That's it right there? -Mm-hmm.
[ Clapping ]
Rufio! Rufio!
Feel free to just like dip in whenever you want.
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-Hey, yo, It's my friend's birthday.
-Yes, we do a complementary birthday cake.
-Complementary? -And we sing happy birthday.
Is that okay?
-You don't pay for anything at this place.
It's unbelievable.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday dear Post ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ -Wow.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Wow! That's how you do it.
Hey, I really did get you something.
-You did? -Yeah.
Back when I did "Late Night" we would tell everybody,
"When you're here, you're family."
-Mm-hmm.
-And so the owners of Olive Garden --
even though I'd never been to an Olive Garden --
they legally gave me the slogan
"When you're here, you're family."
Because they were getting rid of it.
They were phasing it out and getting a new slogan.
-Really?
-So I legally own "When you're here, you're family."
-Wow!
-And I want to transfer everything over to you.
-Jimothy... No, sir.
You shouldn't have done this.
Oh, my God.
[ Laughter ]
It's done. It's done. That's it.
-How great is that? -Thank you, guys, so much.
-Let's get out of here before I have to pay the bill.
-Here grab this. Grab it.
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-Thank you again! -Thank you!
-I want to say thank you, Olive Garden.
Thank you, Post. You're awesome.
-Bongiorno. -Bongiorno!
-Thanks, Jimothy.
-You have a little wine on your nose.
-Oh.
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[ Cheers and applause ]