MAN 1: I saw this shirt in
that was the length of a tucked-in shirt,
but it was untucked.
MAN 2: Yeah, I saw that. That's in the issue
with the beef jerky yoga mat on the cover, right?
MAN 1: Mm-hmm, yeah, you get the, uh, clean-cut look
of a tuck with the "let it all hang out" feel of an untuck.
MAN 2: I don't know. I'd just be concerned
about midriff exposure during reaching.
I don't like people having access to my soft parts.
Yeah, and I do a lot of reaching.
I can't go to a grocery store
without a-a lady stranger asking me
to get something off a shelf for her.
Well, you should start charging for that.
Rhett the Reacher, at your service.
WOMAN: And we're out.
All right, thanks, everybody.
Have a good weekend.
WOMAN: Guys, we're running behind.
This episode goes live in the morning.
Real life glasses.
You know, my dad tucks his shirt into his underwear.
-Really? -Yeah, he's done it for years.
I always thought it was ridiculous,
but then he sent me this article the other day
that said something like 80% of men
who tuck their shirts into their underwear
feel more confident.
Well, now I'm curious.
-Okay. -(slurping)
Your dad is a genius.
I feel like I've lost the ability
to understand what fear is.
What
(sighs deeply)
Good mythical morning!
Thank you.
We got to do something that requires extreme confidence.
Double-blind, double high five?
(grunts)
-Yes! -Oh, yeah!
I'm gonna use the pencil sharpener.
It's always scared me.
(whoops)
(laughs)
I'm gonna start a sentence and not know where it's going.
Sometimes when I...
freshen my m...ocha,
I live a little!
-(laughs) -You did it!
What else can we do?
You could climb the pole.
♪ ♪
This is gonna be awesome.
I'm not a good pole climber.
I-I don't have pole-climbing arms.
I have napkin-dabbing arms.
Just get on the pole, I'll walk you through it.
Now, put your feet on there.
I'm scared.
Listen are you untucked or are you tucked?
All you got to do is pull with your arms
and hold with your legs.
Okay.
-I'm doing it! -Okay.
Do that a whole lot more until you get to the top.
Okay.
(grunts)
-That's it. Yep. -(grunting)
-Pull with my arms. -Keep it up.
Pull with my arms.
Hold with my legs.
Pull with my arms.
Hold with my legs.
Pull with my arms.
Hold with my legs.
I did it! I made it to the top!
(whoops)
This is amazing.
It's almost indescribable.
Well, describe it.
I see a glorious mountain range
with a giant football player peaking over the horizon.
And a woman
with corn, so much corn!
And there's another woman.
And she's handing a child to a half-man, half-tiger hybrid.
It's all so beautiful.
I want to be there!
You know, I think that might be a half-man, half-jaguar hybrid.
LINK: Oh, I think you're right.
♪ ♪
What else can we do?
I still feel tucked up.
Well, I feel like I finally got
the confidence to tell you something.
Okay.
Remember that summer between third and fourth grade
you spent with your aunt?
-Yeah, worst summer of my life. -Worst summer of your life.
And you were back home by yourself,
-bored out of your mind. -Bored out of my mind.
-Walking in circles around your -Walking in circles around my
-room waiting for me to return. -room waiting for you to return.
Yeah, that's not true.
Well, what kind of shapes were you walking in?
(sighs)
I was at space camp.
Space...
Camp.
-Was it--? -Phenomenal-- yes.
-Did you eat space ice cream? -Every day.
Even got it for breakfast sometimes.
-For breakfast? -On Tuesdays,
we got it for breakfast and breakfast dessert.
-Breakfast dessert? -Yes, it was literally
the best time of my life,
and I'm always thinking about it.
I just don't tell you about it,
because I don't want to upset you.
But now that I have told you,
I feel like I can finally give you
this.
-Space wings. -Cadet Neal?
Welcome to the space camp family.
You finally earned your wings.
Oh, but I didn't go.
I'm kind of just doing this for me.
If you could go along with it, I'd appreciate it.
Okay, I think I'm ready.
In honor of your dedication to NASA's space program,
with this bold commitment to exploring the far reaches
of our galaxy and beyond, which is suffering significantly
thanks to cuts in federal funding and the increased
privatization of space travel by the likes of Elon Musk--
who despite dubious personality traits and a weird name,
does seem to be genuinely interested
in the pursuit of science--
despite all that,
I award you with this pin
that when placed on your lapel or
breast area
if there is no lapel,
officially makes you
a space camper.
-You crying? -Yeah.
-You want to get some boba? -Yes.
Well, it's a good thing we're tucked.
Well, I know it's a choking hazard,
but why do I need extreme confidence to get boba?
Well, we do if we're gonna take the shortcut through the alley.
Scary alley.
♪ ♪
Literally anything could be hiding in the dark.
Anything.
♪ ♪
♪ I'm not afraid of the dark ♪
♪ I'm afraid of what's in the dark ♪
♪ That I cannot see because it's so dang dark ♪
♪ So dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark ♪
♪ There might be a ghost in the dark ♪
♪ That's pretty unlikely ♪
♪ But there definitely could be a slippery spot ♪
♪ And that's arguably even more frightening ♪
♪ There might be a sudden level change ♪
♪ Like an unexpected step down ♪
♪ Your foot is still up in the air ♪
♪ When your brain thought it be on the ground by now ♪
♪ There might be some fungus ♪
♪ 'Cause they like it where it's dark and moist ♪
♪ Wait, are we talking about mushrooms? ♪
♪ Athlete's foot, but you make a good point ♪
♪ Some mushrooms are deadly ♪
♪ And in the dark I might be fooled ♪
♪ But it's not like you'd have to eat it ♪
♪ But you know how much I love mushrooms ♪
♪ I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid ♪
♪ Of what's in the dark that I cannot see ♪
♪ Because it's so dang dark, so dang dark ♪
♪ So dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark ♪
♪ There could be two fractions in the dark ♪
♪ And they need to be added together ♪
♪ But I don't remember how to add fractions ♪
♪ And I don't have a calculator ♪
♪ There might be a jury summons ♪
♪ And it says you got to go in on your birthday ♪
♪ Gonna have to look at murder photos ♪
♪ While I'm trying to enjoy my ice cream cake ♪
♪ There could be a brand-new home ♪
-♪ Congratulations ♪ -♪ But they started fracking ♪
♪ At the edge of my neighborhood ♪
♪ And now my home is depreciating ♪
♪ What if there's a blank canvas? ♪
♪ Where do I even start? ♪
♪ And is it even worth the risk? ♪
♪ Who am I? ♪
♪ Should I go back to law school ♪
♪ I'm not afraid of the dark ♪
♪ I'm afraid of what's in the dark ♪
♪ That I cannot see, because it's so dang dark ♪
♪ So dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark. ♪
Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
But there's boba on the other side.
We got to ride the tuck.
Ride the tuck for the boba.
(rattling)
I think we should walk different.
-"Walk different"? -Yeah.
Like something's wrong with us so nobody messes with us.
Okay.
(moaning)
-What was that? -A noise!
I think we should make noises, too.
(moans)
(bellows)
Sounds like a cow.
(slow roar)
Sounds like a bear that's just coming out of hibernation.
-But that's scary, right? -No.
I think they're really vulnerable at that stage.
-(deep growling) -Oh, yeah.
That's nice.
-(growling) -(moaning)
Hot meal of...
Bath salts!
(grunts)
-(growling) -(moaning)
Freeze, tweakers!
We're not on drugs.
You got your shirts tucked in your underwear.
Uh, it was for confidence.
-Th-there was a study... -Put your hands up!
Ah.
You're a space camper?
No... (stammers)
Actually, yes.
Yes, I am.
I said hands up!
(moaning)
Dude, all we wanted was some boba...
Come on, man, that's not how it works.
The current travels through the path of least resistance
between the two probes.
That means that you're on the outside of the circuit.
What you're experiencing now
is psychosomatic sympathy convulsions.
-Uh, you're right. -Wait.
Rhett?
And Link?
Yes.
Oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry. Ooh, let me get that out of you.
(all slurping)
You know I actually saw that article.
That study was paid for by an underwear company
that wanted free advertising every time people reached.
An unbiased follow-up study
found no link between tucking and confidence.
Um...
I didn't know you were in L.A., man.
Oh, yeah, I've been here, what, two months now.
I think graduation was the last time we saw each other.
-Yeah. -Actually,
I saw you at Crabtree Mall, uh,
back home a few Christmases ago.
-And you didn't say hello? -Well,
you seemed really in the zone with your Sbarro.
Plus, I mean, we'd just have had that conversation you have
when you see somebody from high school.
Hey, man. Hey.
How you doing? Good, good.
You seen anybody?
I've seen Trent. He's a gynecologist now.
Really? Yeah.
Makes sense.
(laughs) You're probably right.
That's the conversation we would've had.
Wait, Trent's a gynecologist now?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Makes sense.
Hey, but you guys.
Oh, you guys are living the dream.
Making YouTube videos-- "Good mythical morning."
-Crazy. -(laughs)
You got something special, man.
Being able to work with your life-long best friend
and making videos
that millions of people watch every day.
Don't take that for granted, man.
-We won't. -Yeah.
Me, you know, I'm just doing this security thing
as my day job-- well, my night job.
But I moved to L.A. to pursue my true passion.
Magic, I do magic.
Magic, cool.
Oh, what kind of tricks?
Oh, no tricks.
Like, actual magic.
I mean, I do a traditional magic act.
But it's not an act. (chuckles)
It's real.
Most magicians
that people are familiar with, you know, they're all
slight of hand, they're just tricksters.
David Blaine's a trickster.
-Copperfield-- trickster. -Criss Angel?
Weirdo, but he is a magician.
You guys should just come see it.
I got a show tomorrow night.
-Okay, yeah, yeah. -Okay, I think I can make that.
All right, sweet.
I don't have my phone.
It probably came out when you were getting tased.
Oh, sorry.
I don't see it.
It's got to be around here somewhere.
Let me call it.
I mean, it's password-protected, right?
Of course.
I mean, it's not like there's somebody out there
who'd want to steal your phone
to hack into all of our social media accounts.
Or God forbid,
the thing that we poured our lives into
for the past five years.
The thing that we find our personal
self-worth and identity in
that we should probably see a counselor about?
The thing that if it was
taken from us would probably ruin our lives,
but make a great plot device.
Good mythical...
It's ringing.
(phone ringing)