Hello and welcome back to Most Amazing Top 10!
I am Rebecca Felgate and today we are discussing the Top 10 Most Annoying Tweets of all time.
10 – Gif of Doom I love that you can easily tweet a gif these
days, but how frustrating is this little menace from Archillect.
Tweeted out on March 27th 2016, this bitch never ends.
It is hard to tell where you end and it begins.
I hate this tweet, but 2 thousand, 4 hundred and 67 people liked it.
ARGH!
URGH …9 – Too Many Hashtags Okay, I get that people love a good hashtag….but
really, you’d have thought the need to not sound like a robot or a total dick would be
paramount in a tweet… but no.
Innocuous as it may seem….this is a REALLY ANNOYING TWEET from a marketing company - helping
hashtag small biz hashtag entrepreneur hashtag authors hashtag designers, hashtatg freelancers
to hashtag promote and hashtag growth your hashtag Business or your new hashtag book
hashtag music hashtag album……..
MATE.
WHY.
You sound like a hashtag idiot and this doesn’t even hashtag make sense.
I also wouldn’t get me started on the hashtag…so blessed.
Okay, people who take to twitter to complain are the absolute worst…..
Like Cher.
Her Pinterest rant is one example at number 8.
In May 2015, Cher tweeted……..I HATE #Pinterest ITS most fkng Obnoxious Thing in world (including
T-Baggers)I was looking 4 Indian jewelry & it held me HOSTAGE 4 an HR.
She also has taken to twitter to decry Twizzlers…….Cher’s twitter in General is a bit of a state, bless
her….I do enjoy her as a human,though!
Worse than complainers are RUDE ass celebrities or basically anyone acting like a little brat…
THESE people, headed up by Aaron Carter are at number 7…..
Anyone remember Aaron Carter?
I mean…I guess barely.
Apparently someone is still carting him around in a limo for some reason and he is realllllly
ungracious about it!
Shortly after the Boston Bombings, Aaron Carter showed no life perspective as he tweeted “I
need a long ass nap..
And this limo driver is making me fucking siliikk I just yelled at him“ (baby voice)
OH BOO HOOOOOO Aaron….that does sound like a REAL NIGHTMARE
Another plague upon twitter is the slew of food pictures we’re force fed.
I get taking a nice picture of something I paid good money for in a restaurant, but sometimes
tweeting food snaps can go too far – especially when they’re awful!
ARE YOU LISTENING HERE AT NUMBER 6 Martha Stewart?!?!
6 Awful Food pictures I enjoy a bit of Martha but her food snaps
tug at many a tweeters gag reflex!
Remember the incident with the iceberg wedge and Russian salad dressing and that whole
mess with the sloppy French Onion Soup!
I also think it was more than her plate that was doing some passing during her Passover
meal…
Coming in at number 5 – there is nothing worse than a microblogged humblebrag!
Okay, this made me laugh at loud, we have a tweet from entrepreneur Cheryl Yeoh that
really sums up the kind of annoying tweet I am talking about:
“I just did something very selfless.
But more importantly, it was genuine & I know it means a lot to the person in the long run
#soworthit” LIKE BABE.
If it was genuine and selfless, then there really is no need to tweet it?
Is there?
Similar annoying tweets will include daily fitness or weightloss brags, or of course
brags about how great someone’s vacation is with constant…CONSTANT snaps of a hollowed
out pineapple held up to a crystal clear blue sea…..once again…hashtag….SO BLESSED.
*lol*
I guess moving from the irritating side of annoying to the vile side of get this troll
off twitter….we have awful, bad taste jokes on twitter.
One horrendous example comes from former CBS writer, David Leavitt, who in the wake of
the awful terror attack at Ariana Grande’s concert at the Manchester Arena in May 2017.
He wrote…
MULTIPLE CONFIRMED FATALITIES at Manchester Arena.
The last time I listened to Ariana Grande I almost died too.
Suffice to say, a lot of twitter users were irritated at the poor timing of his joke,
whilst others were downright outraged.
Oh, hey!
We have Bigots at number 3!
You gotta love a good bigot on twitter….actually…you really don’t, but you certainly have to
laugh at them because if not that irritation might get too much.
One of my favourite twitter bigots is the somewhat vapid Paul Joseph Watson, aka Prison
Planet.
There’s a lot that can be said about this aggressively opinionated chap….but lets
save our selves the time and energy and just talk about one of his more irritating tweets.
Feminism is a belief that men and women deserve equal opportunities….
That is all…..
some macho chaps like Paul, however, seem to see it as an attack on their manliness
and their rights to be a dude…which it isn’t.
When the hashtag #HowToSpotAFeminist was trending, because the internet was trying to make a
point that there is no sterotype for people who want equality, old matey boy paul tweeted……#HowToSpotAFeminist
- Usually fat & ugly, always inherently unlikeable, supremely hypocritical, snarky, annoying,
deluded, intransigent.
I think one persons response says it all………..#HowToSpotATwat - usually spends his time on twitter trolling
women, minorities and the "other"-spends rest of time wanking.
I’ll add he is probably wanking over women…..cause women are only good for one thing……HAMMMMM
I RIGHT PAUL….BRO FIST.
Worse Than Bigots on twitter, we have racists!
Have you ever noticed how racists are almost always pretty darn stupid……
case and point with this tweet at number 2.
Justine Sacco tweeted - Going to Africa.
Hope I don’t get AIDS.
Just kidding.
I’m white!
BABEEEEEEEE………………I honestly think contracting the HIV Virus would be the least
of your worries…..
Suffice to say Justine met the full wrath of the internet.
She lost her job and people were so annoyed they sent her death threats, which is obviously
not cool at all.
Finally, at number one, the problem with twitter is that it allows so many fools to tweet statements
posed as facts, when in reality, announced something in writing in 140 characters or
less has no bearing on its truth or reliability.
WAIT WHAT…………somebody should tell that to the PRES!
That’s write, the President of the United States of America, Donald Trump is the biggest
conspiracy theorist out there….. in one of the most factually blind and annoying tweets
ever posted, in 2012, Trump tweeted: “The concept of global warming was created by and
for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive”.
IIIII mean if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry.
I am pretty certain the only thing China can take credit for here is making Trump’s Make
America Great Again hats….to be honest, the annoying this is that most climate deniers
wont be able to see the irony in Trump’s apparent concern over non competitive manufacturing,
only to outsource the factory work to China.
SO that was the top 10 most annoying tweets of all time….
If you want to discover how irritating my tweets are, you can find me @rebeccafelgate
! Leave me your comments in the comments section below…..haaaashtag so blessed….