Yeah, but the thing is
it was laced with ecstasy
so, we were just...
I... oh my god
it was like...
You're so funny.
That was a crazy night.
I had such a nice time tonight.
You know, as big as this city is
it can be difficult meeting other expats
that are as sweet and genuine as you, you know?
Yeah, I'm glad you enjoyed your time.
You know, I don't usually come to Pudong
but...
I just wanted to do something special for our third date.
Well...
I loved it.
Cool, um...
It's getting pretty late
we should probably get a taxi, yeah?
Why end it now?
Why don't we go back to your place and watch a DVD?
Uh,
you know, my DVD player is really broken.
Who watches DVDs these days anyway?
We could watch something on Netflix?
You know what, that sounds like a great idea, right?
But
my VPN is not working.
Well, I'm sure there is something we could think of.
Ah..
why ruin such a great night, right?
Dude,
take the hint.
Listen,
there's something I need to tell you.
You're going to want to sit down for this.
When I first moved to Shanghai,
My budget for an apartment was...
limited.
I was naive.
I was in a hurry.
I was...
an easy target.
Wait, what does this mean?
I'm...
I'm getting to it, just...
just give me a second?
Anyway...
I didn't want to live in a shared apartment because...
well...
I suffer from night terrors and sleep apnea.
My cousin has that,
it's nothing to be ashamed about.
Let's go back to yours and talk about it.
I feel like you're not listening to me.
So...
the best option for me,
in Shanghai,
on a limited budget...
was a studio apartment.
Sounds cozy.
Oh it's cozy.
Very cozy.
It's too cozy.
Let's check it out.
Dammit! I...
don't know how to tell you this.
It's okay.
You're safe.
You can talk to me.
You know how...
people...
they share those pictures...
of apartments in China
with the toilet in weird locations.
Like...
the kitchen or the living room.
Or...
how...
the bathroom is separated from the living room
with nothing more than a glass wall.
Yeah, those are hilarious!
Why do people make bathrooms like that?
I have one of those apartments.
Oh my god.
You're serious?
Is the glass at least frosted?
No.
It's fully transparent.
Like a pair of perfectly prescribed spectacles.
Well can't you just cover it up with a curtain or something?
I'm afraid my landlord gave me specific instructions
not to alter the apartment in any way.
To do so would risk me loosing the security deposit.
Well if you or I need to visit the bathroom
one of us can just wait in the other room.
There is no other room.
It's a studio apartment.
The horror.
Look, I wanted to tell you because...
look at me, look at me.
I wanted to tell you because
I really like you.
I haven't felt a connection like this in a long time.
And...
I just...
wanted this to work.
I feel the same way, but...
This is a lot to take in.
Are we ready for this level of intimacy?
You know, in a normal relationship
this is bound to happen anyway.
We'd just be getting a head start.
If you're willing to take this journey with me...
I promise
I'll do everything in my power
to hold it in tonight.
Uh oh, it's happening!
I'm so sorry!
It's my digestive system.
It doesn't handle spicy foods at all.
I would have never suggested Sichuan
if I knew you were coming over tonight!
Why is it so loud!?
Contrary to the poorly designed set up...
The bathroom acoustics were superbly designed
to reverberate across the entire studio!
Who would do that!?
Oh my god...
the smell.
I know,
it's the bathroom vents.
They back up into the livingroom/bathroom.
It doesn't make any sense, I'm so sorry!
I can't watch!
Don't look away!
We're in this together.