HOW ARE YOU, YOU YOU BURGUNDY DREAM.
LOOK AT THIS.
>> WE'RE GOOD.
>> James: IT'S A FANTASY OF BURGUNDY LIKE I NEVER KNEW I
NEEDED UNTIL THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW.
>> IT'S A LITTLE-- .
>> James: I LOVE T I LOVE IT.
NOW YOU TWO HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME, YOU ARE ON THE
SHOW TOGETHER.
YOU HAVE BEEN DOING SO MUCH PRESS TOGETHER.
AND YOM KIPPUR STARTS ON TUESDAY, I KNOW, BEN, MANY
MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY AND YOU WOULD ALL PERFORM SONGS ON
JEWISH HOLIDAYS, WOULD YOU DO SONGS AT BAR MITZVAH, IS THERE A
YOM KIPPUR SONG I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
>> THE VON PLATT FAMILY SINGERS, WE USUALLY DO MUSICAL THEATER, I
DO HAVE A YOM KIPPUR SONG I WROTE WITH MY DEAR FRIEND MOLLY
GOREDON THAT WE COULD DO A SING FOR YOU.
>> James: DO YOU KNOW THE SONG.
>> YES, I DO.
>> COULD GET GET AN A AN C SHARP, PERHAPS.
>> ♪ THINK BEING YOUR SIN, THINK
ABOUT YOUR SIN, DON'T EAT ANYTHING, THINK ABOUT YOUR SIN,
THINK ABOUT YOUR SIN, THINK ABOUT YOUR SIN.
>> DON'T EAT ANYTHING YOM KIPPUR >> James: I LOVE IT.
(APPLAUSE) >> YEAH.
>> James: I LOVE IT.
>> THANK YOU.
YEAH, THE.
>> James: NOW SPEAKING OF JEWISH HOLD DIS SO YOU BREW UP
HERE IN LOS ANGELES WHERE PARENTS THROW VERY ELABORATE BAR
MITZVAHS, BAT MITZVAHS, WHAT WAS YOUR LIKE?
>> NOT THAT ELABORATE BUT THE THING THAT STICKS OUT IN MY
MIND, YOU KNOW, AT YOUR BAT MITZVAH, ST LIKE A MARKER OF
BECOMING AN ADULT.
>> LIKE AND MY 12 YEAR OLD BRAIN THOUGHT BEING AN ADULT MEANS
WAXING YOUR EYEBROWS SWRZ SORRY, WHAT.
>> I THOUGHT OH, COOL, PRETTY ADULTS AND THEY HAVE NICE
EYEBROWS AND HAVE I CATERPILLAR EYEBROWS SO I ASKED MY MOM,
PLEASE, MOM, FOR MY BAT MITZVAH LET MAY WAX MY EYE BUTS AND SHE
WAS LIKE, OH, WHATEVER, SURE.
AND SHE LET ME.
AND THEN GOD STRUCK ME DOWN, AND I BROKE OUT INTO THIS
SPECTACULAR PROBABLY BURGUNDY RASH.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> ON MY WHOLE FACE AND I HAD VERY THIN EYEBROWS AND A BRIGHT
RED FACE WITH LIKE A CAKED ON LAYER OF MAKEUP TO PROTECT MY
RASH FACE SO IT WAS NOT THAT EXTRAF GENT, IT WAS SAD.
>> MINE WAS IN A CREAM SUIT AND PURPLE SHIRT WITH MATCHING
PURPLE BRACES.
NOT THAT MUCH BETTER.
>> WE LOVE MONO CLOM ATTIC, OKAY.
>> James: IF YOU HAD IT NOW YOU WOULD PROBABLY HAVE A HARRY
POTTER THEME BECAUSE ARE YOU A HUGE HARRY POTTER FAN.
WERE YOU LIKE, A BIG PART OF YOUR LIFE, WERE YOU ONE OF THOSE
FANS THAT WOULD WAIT IN LINE AT THE BOOK STORE AT MIDNIGHT SO
YOU COULD READ IT BEFORE OTHER PEOPLE, WHAT IS HAPPENING.
>> YOU MENTION HARRY POLTER AND HE IS LIKE OKAY, LET ME-- I JUST
GOT TO TALK.
>> OKAY, I LOVE HARRY POTTER.
I WOULD WAIT IN LINE EXCEPT THEY USUALLY COME OUT IN THE SUMMER
AND I ALWAYS WENT TO A SLEEP AWAY CAMP.
SO ONCE THE 6th BOX CAME OUT WHEN I WAS AT CAMP AND EVERYBODY
WAS GETTING THEIR BOOK TOUT SEULT AND MY PARENTS ARE REALLY
DRAGGING THEIR MEET AND I WAS NOT GETTING PI BOOK IN THE MAIL
SO IT WAS NOT HELPFUL.
THERE WAS ANOTHER KID NAMED BEN, HE GOT HIS AND I DIDN'T GET MINE
AND I WAS WATCHING HIM READ IT FEELING JEALOUS.
AND NIGHT TIME THE SPIRIT OF THE HARRY POTTER BOOK OVERTOOK ME, I
STOLE HIS COPY AND WROTE MY LAST NAME IN IT, AND I KEPT IT, AND I
NEVER HAD TO PAY FOR IT.
>> HE IS OVER HERE REPENTING FOR HIS SINS ON YOM KIPPUR.
>> James: THAT IS WHAT YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT TOMORROW.
>> TO BEN, WHATEVER JEWISH LAST NAME YOU HAVE, I'M REALLY SORRY.
>> James: WHAT DID HE DO.
>> CRY.
>> James: SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY BOOK AND I.
>> NO THAT'S TERRIBLE, BEN SO SAD.
>> THEY KILLED DUMBABLE DOR, WOW.