>>> HERE IS THE RODRIGUEZ LAWYER.
>> GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE. WE GET PAID LESS THAN EVERYONE
ELSE HERE. >> HOW MUCH LESS?
>> THIS MUCH LESS, THEY MIXED MY CHECK UP.
>> WOW, THAT WAS JUST THE FIRST TAKE, WOW?
>> THANKS. >> YOU REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS
GOOD? >> SO GOOD.
BUT CAN I JUST TWEAK IT A LITTLE BIT AS WE SAY IN THE INDUSTRY,
PUT A LITTLE STANK ON IT. >> SURE, WE LOVE NOTES.
>> THE GOOD NEWS IS I WAS AN ACTOR, TOO.
>> LET'S TRY SOMETHING, CYNTHIA, WHEN JACKIE TELLS YOU SHE HAS
QUIT, THIS HAS TO ROCK YOUR WORLD HARDER THAN HUGHIE LEWIS
AND ALL OF THE NEWS. >> FIND SOMEONE, I QUIT.
>> YOU QUIT? WHY?
>> DOES THAT MAKE SENSE, CYNTHIA.
>> IT SEEMS LIKE A LOT. >> HOW TO DO IT, LET ME SHOW
YOU, YOU JERK YOUR CHIN INTO YOUR NECK, AND THEN YOU BITE AN
IMAGINARY HOT DOG AND THEN YOU SAY "YOU QUIT, WHY"?
>>> AND ACTION! >> JUDITH, HERE IS THE RODRIGUEZ
FILE, YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK? >> FIND SOMEONE ELSE, I QUIT.
YOU QUIT? WHY?
>> GREAT, CUT! HOW DID THAT FEEL.
>> CAREER ENDING. YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE MAN, BUT
I'M NOT SURE YOU HAVE A HANDLE ON THIS MATERIAL, WHO DID YOU
PLY IN "THE JEFFERSON'S"? >> I PLAYED A TRAMP THAT MADE
NUMBER TWOS INTO A FRONT LOADING WASHING MACHINE.
>>> WHEN YOU SAY WE ALL DO, YOU'RE REFERRING TO EVERY WOMAN
IN THE WORLD, MAYBE EVEN ON OTHER PLANETS.
YOU HAVE TO SAY IT LOUD TO LET THE SOUND WAVES REALLY GET
THERE. SO, TILT BACK BREATHE DEEP AND
BELLOW "WE ALL DO." DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
ALSO, CYNTHIA, WHEN YOU SEE THE CHECK, I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT IT
AT LEAST 40 TIMES BECAUSE IT IS SUCH A SURPRISE.
LIKE THIS -- WHOA! >> I CAN'T DO THIS.
YOU'LL HAVE TO TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.
WOULD I SENT YOU OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE A FOOL?
>> THE ONLY CREDIT I KNOW YOU HAVE IS FOR TAKING A DUKE ON A
MAYTAG ON "THE JEFFERSONS" 40 YEARS AGO.
>> STOP FLIRTING. YOU SAW IT.
>> JUDITH, HERE IS, THE FILE YOU WANT TO LOOK?
>> FIND SOMEONE ELSE I QUIT. >> YOU QUIT?
WHY? >> BECAUSE I GET PAID LESS THAN
ANY MAN WHO WORKS HERE, WE ALL DO!
>> WHOA. >> CUT, ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GETTING
THERE. THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT
COMMERCIAL. >> THIS IS NOT A COMMERCIAL,
IT'S A 120-PAGE MOVIE. >> REALLY, AM I ON THE WRONG
SET, I THOUGHT THIS WAS FOR COTTONELLE.
>> ALL RIGHT, JUST LET ME USE THE MAYTAG AND I WILL START
WALKING HOME, DOES ANYONE HAVE SPARE COTTONELLE?
>> EW. ♪♪♪