- Is a hot glue gun a makeup tool?
- Let's talk about that.
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Good Mythical Morning!
- Putting on makeup is kinda like doing crafts on your face.
- Yeah. - And just like doing crafts,
it's supposed to make you feel better.
- And if you're bad at it and you end up stressed out
and covered in glue and macaroni
and wondering how glitter got into your underwear.
So today, we're gonna double down on how hard it is
to be beautiful with a craft store makeup challenge.
- And of course, the beauty gurus out there
have attempted this challenge,
but we're gonna try and take it to the next level.
It's time for, can these two old farts be made up
with craft store arts?
We've asked Mythical crew members Ellie and Jordan
to go to a local craft store
to find some crafty beauty hacks.
- Each round we're gonna try out a hack
that they've attempted to invent
and we'll determine if it works
and declare crafty or crappy.
Let's see the first challenge.
- Hello, we're back with another beauty hack challenge.
But this time we're in a craft store.
Now this has existed before, we didn't invent this.
- This is GMM so our version has to be dangerous and stupid.
- So the first thing I feel like we need to figure out
is what we're gonna do for their foundation.
- Right, right.
It's the foundation of this piece.
- Yes.
When people are really good at makeup,
they look like they've been airbrushed.
I was thinking we could maybe just go straight
to an actual airbrush paint gun.
- Is that safe?
- God no. - Hard to say.
- Airbrushes have specific paint.
But I figure if we just water down kids' paint,
it'll work just as well.
- That's great reasoning.
- That may be, like, non-toxic health-wise,
but beauty-wise, that's toxic.
- Okay Rhett and Link, we challenge you to use
a craft store airbrush and kids' non-toxic paint
to spray each other's faces for foundation.
- Wow.
Thank you for all your work and your research.
- Who was that person, an employee?
- [Ellie] I think she's a art major.
- (chuckles) Art major.
- Okay, not a safety--
- It's the store owner I would guess.
- Well, who knows.
- So we've got paints here.
You've got some paints over there.
Bring those in, Rhett.
We want a flesh tone, blue?
No.
Purple face?
Sometimes.
- Well they've already loaded up pink here
because I think the only thing that we could find
that was close to a flesh tone was pink
and then we've got some orange.
So pink's in there right now
so that's what you're going to be. (chuckles)
- I should take my glasses off.
- Yeah so I'm gonna turn this on.
(device vibrates)
Oh, you should probably hold that.
'Cause any man who's having his face sprayed
should be holding a vibrating compressor.
As far as I'm concerned.
So I'm trying to keep it out of orifi.
Just keep that closed.
- But relax the face, right?
(device vibrates) Ooh.
- Here it comes. - Ooh, it's cold!
- [Rhett] Oh, oh it's nice.
- It smells like an elementary school.
- Nice, even tone.
This is really, really nice.
- Hold on, I gotta take a breath, hold on.
Okay, okay go ahead.
- You look great.
I'm blending the lips in, it's going right over the lips.
Turn towards me a little bit.
Your ear needs it.
- Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm!
(chuckles softly)
- Real nice.
Okay, I feel-- (Link moans)
I feel pretty good about that.
It looks like you may have broke out.
- I look sunburned kind of.
It's not as pink in here.
- You wanna change it out for orange and let me go?
- Yeah, man.
- [Ellie] You can also breathe.
It's not gonna kill you.
- Oh, it's not gonna kill you to breathe this stuff in?
- Yeah, no. - Because why,
you been breathing it in, and you're fine?
- It's not toxic, it's children's paint, man.
- It's not toxic on your skin
but like in your lungs forever?
I would hold your breath if I were you.
- Okay.
You turn that back on, I'll hold it.
- Come on, baby, kick up.
Do it, start.
Come on, you can do it.
- Is this normal?
- It's gotta go into high mode.
There we go!
Okay.
I mean this is like spray tan situation.
Oh yeah, turn to your left a little bit.
Or your right, sorry.
- No that is to my left.
- Oh yeah, you're getting orange, man.
Ooh yeah!
Nice and even.
- It feels nice, I like it.
- Nice and even tone. - It's refreshing.
- What are you shaking for?
- Because you're doing it up my nostril.
- Okay turn back towards me.
- Oh wow, wow!
- Both looking good.
- Well the orange really flows, doesn't it?
- This is what they call foundation.
- Do you want me to hit you up with some orange,
because it's a lot thicker than the pink.
- Give me some orange highlights.
- Highlights?
- [Ellie] You could contour and highlight, yeah.
- Yeah, I'm gonna contour, so, right down the middle.
- Why you going right down the middle?
Make my cheek bones pop, oh.
- Turn.
- Well hold on, this is just foundation.
I don't know what you're doing.
- I'm making you look great.
- Okay, how's this?
This is what they call foundation.
- Jordan? - Yes.
- There's nothing more important
in this life than bold brows.
- Nothing.
Not family, religion, civic pride.
Brows are most important.
- Every other day you see a new brow trend
and one of those was brow extensions.
Which is when people would pay like $100 for like 10 days
of extra brow hair being added to their brows.
I think we can beat that and I was thinking, doll hair.
We cut it up, take a glue stick, cover their brows in it
and smack it on.
- Yes, and instead of costing $100,
it'll just cost 100 doll hairs.
- Oh my God.
Okay Rhett and Link, we challenge you to make your brows
bold and beautiful by cutting up doll hairs
and sticking it on with a glue stick.
- It's gonna look so cute!
- Oh yeah.
- Okay. - Oh look,
you got my color, thank you.
- All right.
- [Jordan] I hope you get that job
in the Willy Wonka reboot. - Yeah, mhm.
- [Jordan] We're all pulling for you.
- I'm so big.
That's the thing that's going against me, but.
- [Link] It looks like little black Slinkies, man.
- Does doll hair end?
- I'm gonna do like a grab and chop.
- Oh yeah, doll hair goes on forever.
- So I'm trying to make pieces I can just glue
to my facial region.
- [Rhett] Is this why most dolls have curly hair?
Is there a way to take the curl out?
- I couldn't have told you that most dolls
have curly hair, I didn't know--
- Most of the dolls that I've played with do.
(Ellie chuckles)
- I only play with dolls with curly hair.
- Does it have curly hair, Mom?
'Cause if it doesn't, I don't wanna touch it.
- Wow.
- It's amazing how it begins to expand.
You could probably wig a number of dolls
with just one little pack here.
- All right, I'm going in with the glue.
I'm gonna go, oh gosh.
Putting the glue right on the brow.
- It's purple.
- I'm not thinking about the clean up process
at all at this point.
- Speaking of Willy Wonka, I mean.
The Oompa Loompa, I'm really turning into
an Oompa Loompa over here.
Unintentionally.
- And my face, is my face turning purple?
- I hope so.
- I'm gonna try some brow.
Oh this glue is working good.
Oh look, and I've got a little curl hanging.
See, I've found that the best technique,
as I've done this for a few seconds is just to jam
as much on there as possible
and then I'm just gonna trim it right off my face
with a sharp object.
- I've always wanted curly brows.
(crew laughing)
- That's very dainty, mine's a little bulkier.
I've gotta thin this out a little bit.
- Yours is maybe a little over the top.
I think mine is nice and subtle.
When you first see me, you're like,
is there something different about his eyebrows,
and then when you get closer you're like,
oh, yeah, his eyebrows are bushier than normal.
And his right eyebrow completely covers his eye.
- Look at this, I'm giving myself a little shearing.
- Be careful, Link.
- [Stevie] I'm afraid you're gonna cut off
your own eyelashes.
- Don't stop him.
- I think this is pretty great.
- How do I look?
- I think you need a trim right there.
It's coming down over your eyes.
I wanna see those--
- I like it.
It's mysterious.
I think it'll probably fall throughout the rest
of this episode so I'm just gonna leave it
in full bulk form right now.
- Okay, I'm feeling pretty great.
I got a little accoutrement right there.
- Yeah, you're getting better looking by the minute.
(chuckles)
- Okay Jordan.
We just used a glue stick for the brows.
What else does glue stick remind you of?
- Okay, uh, kindergarten.
- No, like in the beauty world.
- Oh right. - The glue stick.
- Back to school, back to school shopping.
- Glue stick is like lipstick,
and then you can just shove glue stick
on your lips but what should we stick to it?
♪ Beads ♪
So many beads!
- Good harmony there, too.
♪ Beads ♪
♪ Uh ♪
- Don't swallow 'em.
You can probably swallow a couple and it'll be fine.
- One or two. - You can swallow a few.
- You can pass like a full wedding ring
through your system.
- Yeah, you could pass some beads.
- In addition to beads,
there's other stuff we could stick to their lips
in this particular craft store.
- It's a surprise!
- Oh there's beads and a surprise.
Bring in the beads and the glue stick.
- So I have a different idea for you.
Why don't you come with me, it'll only take a second.
- All right.
All right, glue stick it up.
- [Jordan] Yeah, tongue, tongue it.
Tongue the beads.
- How do I look?
- Uh, yeah, I mean-- - I feel incredible.
(Jordan laughs)
- All right, I'm back.
Ellie hooked me up with some miniaturized scene stuff
on my face.
- You have a sky for a top lip--
- With a cloud.
That's not herpes. (chuckles)
- You have a nice park scene with a tree and a happy couple
sitting there on your bottom lip.
- Look, it's a earthquake.
Whoa!
Earthquake.
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
- [Jordan] Link, it would be rad if a model train
came out of your mouth right now.
(Link mimics train whistle)
- There it is. - Oh gosh.
The tongue train.
- [Jordan] Oh no!
- All aboard the tongue train!
Oh no, please, forget I ever said that.
- If you wanna get hot, the last step to getting hot
is to use a hot glue gun.
- Oh, okay, that's a fun pun.
- So we're gonna stick oil pastels through
the hot glue gun tube, melt them, squirt them out,
use them as a creme blush and eye shadow.
- That's a good idea.
- I feel like that probably won't work. (chuckles)
- Probably have a lasting effect of maybe a little red
'cause of the burning.
- No, fam.
- Okay Rhett and Link, we challenge you to
put on a creme blush and eye shadow
using only a hot glue gun and oil pastels.
- I hope you like ouchies.
- Yay!
- That guy in the middle-- - This is gonna work!
- He didn't really seem like your craft store type
but he's defying expectations.
- No, he was like a really hot art school teacher.
- Oh, well thanks Ellie. (laughs)
- Oh. - What, you didn't?
- I didn't get that vibe, but okay.
The thing that I felt was most insightful was,
"No, fam."
I think that applies to this entire episode.
So we've got crayons.
Is that what these are?
- [Ellie] Oil pastels!
- Oil pashtel.
- I need to add some color to my cheeks,
so I'm gonna go with the pink.
- I'm gonna try to brighten up my
deep, deeply set eyeballs with some sky blue.
Look at that, I mean, it's amazing how
it perfectly fit in this glue gun!
- [Ellie] Thank you!
- It's like it was made for it.
- Jordan and Ellie!
- [Ellie] Jordan thought it was a bad idea.
This is all me.
- Ellie and Ellie!
Jordan was also there.
Oh, there it is. (Rhett groaning)
Ooh, ooh!
- [Ellie] Don't touch it right away.
- Woo, that's hot!
- Link, it's a hot glue gun.
- I mean, I didn't...
(softly blows)
Okay, oh yes, that's a good temperature.
- Oh there we go, wow.
- Woo! - Don't touch it right away.
- If you get it at the right temperature,
it's kinda soothing.
- Oh look.
Ooh!
- Ooh, look at us!
Yeah.
I feel like I need to blue some bag action too.
Cover up the bags.
- [Ellie] With the blue?
Okay.
- I feel like I'm really missing that eye shadow.
Can I come and steal a little?
- [Ellie] Yeah Rhett, you could give yourself a cut crease.
- What does that mean?
- [Ellie] It's like a fancy makeup term
where you go into the crease of your eyes
and it makes your eyes pop.
- Speaking of eyes pop.
Bam! (chuckles)
How's that?
- [Jordan] I think you guys look like
what Johnny Depp thinks he looks like.
(Link laughs)
- Look at that.
- I mean put me on The Hunger Games, right?
May the odds always be forever in your favor.
- Well I don't know exactly what we've created here,
and I don't know if it's a new trend,
but I know it made my day a little bit better.
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