♫ Mail time, mail time, mail time, mail time, mail time! ♫
♫ Here's the mail, it never fails,
♫ It makes me wanna wag my tail,
♫ When it comes I wanna wail
♫ Mail! ♫
- It's a mail time video.
I thought that every time around Christmastime
I should make a mail time video, just you know,
for tradition and because I love you
and I'm not a grandmother,
I don't know why I'm doing this voice.
I love my starfish, I love you so much.
You just mean the world to me.
Okay first thing, look at this envelope!
Look at how pretty.
Oh, there's my armpit.
This is from Taylor.
Oh my gosh, there's glitter.
I literally just got glitter-bombed.
(screams)
Can we take a second to look, first of all,
at her like flawless handwriting.
Second at this little sloth in the corner.
Oh my god and look at this sloth!
Guys, it's me as a sloth!
It's a me!
I actually read the first Harry Potter book because of you.
I am doing it right!
I love your Sherlock wallpaper!
Oh you mean this old thing?
(hitting wall) Ow!
And hey, I was wondering, have you ever heard
of the Maze Runner?
I have, I read the book, I thought it was great.
I thought it reminded me of Lord of the Flies
meets Hunger Games.
Shuck shuck shuck!
Thank you Taylor!
Next thing is from Bella, Bella, Ella, Ella!
This is a puffy thing.
Use the force!
What!
(screams)
(cries)
Oh!
Hi my name is Bella and I'm in Chicago!
Sweet, I know a lot of people in Chicago,
all them Starkids.
Guys, it's inspired off of my phone case.
I was like why does this look so familiar?
It's because it's my sorcerer's phone
phone case as a pillow.
Thank you Bella, I love it so much!
Next thing!
Oh it says starfish on the back.
This is from Meghan.
Tessa, that's me!
Girl, you do not have horrible handwriting.
You should see my handwriting.
Actually, you should see Joe's handwriting.
I'm getting a tattoo of the heart you drew
on the hair bow I bought from you.
(gasps) This will be my first tattoo!
Aw, oh my gosh that is amazing!
Oh I love tattoos, it's gonna look so pretty.
Also, I'm working on a couple of drawings for you.
There may or may not be sloths involved.
You guys know me so well.
Thank you Meghan, thank you so much!
I feel like I actually have friends.
Look, an envelope!
I can't read who this is from
so I'm just gonna think it's from Dumbledore.
Yeah, look at the police box.
Dear Tessa, I'm one of your biggest fans
and I love that you are such a geeky fangirl just like me.
Us geeky fangirls got to stick together.
The power of fangirls.
You've influenced me to watch Harry Potter and Doctor Who.
Yes, thank you Emma, I love you!
This is from Jordan.
Woah!
Guys look!
Guys this is amazing.
She used the Ravenclaw colors, book colors.
Jordan, my girl.
Thank you Jordan!
Next is from Taylor Williams.
Oh with a One Direction thing on the back.
Does this have some Harry Styles in it?
Dear Tessa, I have no idea how to start this,
I guess by saying thank you.
You're welcome, I love you!
Because of you I've made so many wonderful friends
and everything seems brighter.
Awww!
And you introduced me to LeekyCon.
Yeah!
Every single one of you are telling me how I introduced you
to something and it's making my life right now.
Thank you Taylor!
Next, this is from Monica White.
(screaming)
Guys! (crying)
He's so tiny!
Come here mama sloth.
It's a family!
This is making me so emotional about two stuffed animals,
but look it's the mama and the baby sloth, look at them.
Monica, they love each other!
These are my sloths and this is my life.
Thank you Monica, thank you Monica!
Merry Christmas, love the Doctor.
Oh, oh my god!
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh my god, guys, the diadem, the diadem, the diadem!
Oh. (crying)
This is so amazing, oh I like, I honestly, I cannot breathe.
(mwah)
My house!
Jessie, Jessie, my fangirl, my love,
my starfish, I love you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This is from Tia.
This is about as big as my body. (laughing)
Oh my god. (laughing)
It's a sloth calendar.
Aw you guys, you guys are too much, I love you so much.
I hope you never stop being our mama starfish.
I will never, never, never, never, never.
I will always be there for you guys.
January, February, March, April,
May, June, July, August,
guys this, September, this is my birthday month!
It's a birthday sloth!
It was meant to be.
October, November, and December.
Thank you so much Tia!
I love you!
This is from Amy.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah boy!
Amy's one of my pen pals, I talk to her all the time
because she's the best.
Oh, the tea should be served with the tea bag removed
and a splash of milk, never cream.
You can add a teaspoon or two of sugar
and drink with a slice of cake.
Oh man, I'm getting the tea lowdown.
This is good, I needed this.
Also I hear that chocolate in America doesn't compare
to the chocolate you get in England.
Apparently the recipe is different.
Oh, really?
Oh well then I am, okay guys, I have to eat this right now.
Oh my god!
Mmmmm!
What the hell America?
Thank you Amy, hooking a girl up, hooking me up!
Oh, this is big.
This is from lots of my starfish.
Oh guys, you banned together?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
honey is sweet and so are you.
Aww.
Oh, oh my gosh, guys you sent me little messages!
Tessa, you do so much for us.
Oh I'm really, I'm honestly gonna start crying.
Okay, Tessa you do so much for us and we wanted
to do something to show you how much we love
and appreciate everything that you do.
You've done more than you know.
Every single one of us has our own story
of how you've inspired us, helped us,
and taught us something.
We wanted to share these stories with you.
Love your starfish.
Oh, oh my gosh, oh I don't wanna read this now.
I'm gonna read all of these though.
I'm reading every single one of these.
And this is, this is, this is, this is so great.
This is so, this is so amazing, thank you.
Oh my god, I'm seriously...
Like, you guys mean so, so much to me.
And I'm just...
Oh you've got me crying, dammit! (laughing)
Dammit you guys.
Thank you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you guys so much.
I'm so thankful for what YouTube has done for me from...
I'm so thankful for you guys for tweeting me
and for sending me messages and for sending me mail
and for supporting me and for believing in me
and for loving me and you make me feel just so wonderful
and I love you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I love you.
(makes kissing noise) Bye!