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all right so South City is to the north
North City is to the West and East city
is also to the north well yeah my sir I
need to ask you to move off the road we
have a very important game today against
the West City southerners and we're
already running late Oh a city has a
panda sanctuary that's cute I am now
going to start applying the horn I am
now going to use it again I will now
continue to use the horn until you
politely move now I just need to find my
brother and sister before yes I agree
pile on do it no Casa get off the road
else me and the boys are gonna have to
make your face look like your ass and
your ass look like your face are you I
want to make a joke about your team
what's its name
oh I am too hungry finish it
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Piccolo's pulling on your dad dammit
dammit dammit see and now we have this
you namekian too strong explain now he
fused with commies so we get become
stronger the [ __ ] akame basically God
but I'm still here
do you really believe your own hype that
much I am the hiding hey finally found
you guys just followed Vegeta screaming
what I miss
piccolo fuse with Tommy oh that finally
came full circle more importantly
there's a new threat another Android
created by doctors ro drink a lima bean
and lentil smoothies yeah it tastes like
vomit but they keep me regular ice cream
machine in the morning that came mmm
what a miracle we have witnessed allow
me to go call the local news I've had to
deal with him screaming bloody murder
for the last three hours I'll take what
I can get I wonder what is dreaming
about are you ready for an adventure
tour guide piccolo uh actually I think
you need to wake up the Android
ninja Goku hey pirate yo kill let's go
on an adventure yeah so yeah that's
basically it in a nutshell
you mean I'm not set up so if cell
manages to find whatever he's missing
he'll become even stronger I guess he
was pretty vague about it no matter what
though if he and the androids joined
forces none of us will stand a chance
that's you and here we go I don't care
how many people you fuse with you'll
never be as strong as I Super Saiyan
not really much of a milestone anymore
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Super Saiyan so what like a mega Saiyan
ultra saying you're mocking me maximum
over Saiyan
Golf Triclops why do you antagonize him
like that you know he can kill you right
at this point it's a game if he gives in
I win and he knows that crazy thought if
that cells from another timeline then
there's got to be one in this timeline
too pretty sure that emotional episode
you had earlier leveled Jarosz lab well
he was a mad scientist shot in the dark
maybe he's got a basement ah crap
baskets oh you say that too all right
then trunks you go back to your rose lab
I'm going after sell I'm going with
drugs to go after sell and I'm going
with piccolo to go after Sal
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so now that I have the chance to say
this sorry my dad killed chiaotzu and
you made it awkward hey there Gerry
what's your name you named Sal and you
are looking fine no I don't say that -
every time I come across don't worry
I'll get around do it okay I'm in the
middle of something right now
oh my god was it always this cold we
were here at noon it was not this gold
well if you need a warm up start looking
you know playing about our lifestyle but
honestly shipping lasers is fun are you
making laser noises all the time in my
head why is that weird hey there it is
well we can't climb down that it's
broken just come on I need to ask you a
favor
what's that if we find any more androids
down here please don't tell my father I
swear on my life unless he threatens my
life in which case Wow danger Will
Robinson who's Will Robinson the future
is no fun it's really nice huh hey so if
I were a gambling man oh my god time to
waste it no wait oh these these are the
schematics for the androids we can use
these to find a way to turn them off
don't ask gotta turn them on don't ask
and turn her on don't ask got a turn
Android 18 on how do you turn Android 17
on yet also unless their real names
lapis and lazuli and apparently Android
16 was modeled after droves Sun are you
making that up it sounds like you're
making that up
no it's all year really well okay grab
those and let's go fell well done I've
been thinking technically it's never
done anything wrong so doesn't have the
right to life
this isn't about a right to life it's
about making a choice a choice we both
need to make a choice between a terrible
mistake that can ruin lives and get them
dropping the pretenses we're aborting
Sal all right let's get out of here
before this place comes down on our
heads sorry just a little caught up in
clothing
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I wish the backed up first
it was fun we should hang out more
nothing but clothes with stab marks
cells calling card ah damn it he killed
my start battle back my entire fantasy
team just went straight to hell are you
serious what I have hobbies no you don't
your local station 98.5 the neck where
TJ and the what's the weather looking
like out there wombat we're in the
middle of an impossible heatwave a balmy
104 degrees so make sure you stay
hydrated news many of our listeners are
still waiting at the stadium for the
East City Westman or becoming
increasingly late to the game probably
add some traffic on the Turnpike
poor baby they're just scared Oh looks
like we got our first calling of the
segment hello there color what can TJ
and the one bat do for you okay how do
you play video killed the radio star Wow
we usually only do the top 20 but today
we'll make an exception for you
killer Josh axe thanks fellas I'll be
right in
what do you say
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hey welcome back to 98.5 the cell we
have another caller making a request
sorry
that's not in the lineup speaking of the
lineup in the next half hour we've got
hungry like the wolf by Duran Duran
killing me softly with his song by
Lauryn Hill followed by all by myself
now don't touch that dial
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